N.R.A.R.S. Song Parody Repository

These Song Parodies... represent just a small portion of the song parodies that have been written by various N.R.A.R.S. members (Losers). These may, or may not, have appeared in The Invitational (or, Style Invitational). Many were written by members of the Dueling Loser's Band. Others were were written by individuals for specifc events, such as the Flushies..
If you have song parodies you would like to have added to this repository, please email them to Kyle Hendrickson at BrunchOfLosers@gmail.com.

Song Parody	Lyricist	Where Performed
(Might As Well Be) Writin' For The Sun	Elden Carnahan	2003 Flushies
(Well I'm Talkin' 'Bout) Doyle	Dave Zarrow	2003 Flushies
50 Ways to be a Loser	Elden Carnahan	2000 Loser Olympics
A Room Full of Juror's	Judy Freed	2024 Flushies
After the Czar Bailed	Sandra Hull
Ass-Don	(Unknown)	2023 Flushies
Be the Czar	Bob Dalton	Czar Party March 2004
Big Time Loser	Michael Stein	2024 Flushies
Born To Pun	Dave Zarrow	2003 Flushies
Cat Lady Elegy	Sarah Walsh	2025 Flushies
Coming Up Loser	Judy Freed	2024 Flushies
Conniptions Over Convictions	Howard Walderman	2024 Flushies
Crapseys and Anagrams	Elden Carnahan
Cut Off The Funds To Maine	Duncan Stevens	2025 Flushies
Czarman'll Print Your Name in the Post	Dave Zarrow
Dancing Spleen	Leif Picoult	2025 Flushies
David Skelter	Dave Ferry	1998 Flushies
Drivel Drivel	Sandra Hull
Driving with Clarence	Gary Crockett	2024 Flushies
F2	Dave Zarrow	December 1996 Brunch
For Writin' Me	Dave Zarrow	December 1996 Brunch
GIRL	Dave Ferry	1997 Flushies
Got Ink Twice, It's Alright	Elden Carnahan	1999 Flushies
Gracie Fuller	Dave Zarrow	December 1996 Brunch
HART!	Dave Zarrow	1999 Flushies
He's Going South	Sandra Hull	Dave Ferry's Moving Away Party
Hotel Where The Brunch Is	Dave Ferry	Loserfest 1999
I Will Deprive	Jesse Frankovich	2023 Flushies
Imagine	T. J. Murphy	Loserfest 1998
Ink	Sandra Hull	Loserfest 1999
Invitational Breath	Dave Ferry
Jennifer Hart Gets Ink	Greg Arnold	2001 Flushies
Jolly Old Czar	Greg Arnold
Judy's Ink Increased	Duncan Stevens	2024 Flushies
King Chuck	(Unknown)	2023 Flushies
Leif Picoult	Duncan Stevens	2025 Flushies
Lookin' Out My Front Door	Elden Carnahan	2001 Flushies
Loserette	Duncan Stevens	2023 Flushies
Love Me I'm A Loser	Jonathan Jensen	2024 Flushies, 2025 Flushies
MAGA	MAGA	2025 Flushies
Mame	Judy Freed	2024 Flushies
Master of the Stats	Duncan Stevens	2023 Flushies
Moonpants	Greg Arnold	2003 Flushies
Mr. Czarman's Gonna Get You	Dave Zarrow
My Blot	Matt Monitto	2023 Flushies
My Sunday Loser Brunch	Dave Zarrow	December 1998 Brunch
Oh-Lympics	Dave Ferry	2000 Loser Olympics
Patrick Hayes	Sandra Hull
Peter Hayes	Sandra Hull
Poopyjoke Writer	Sandra Hull	Loserfest 1999
Proud Losers	Sandra Hull	September 2000 Brunch
Sandra Hull, Martin and Chuck	Bob Dalton
Send out the Clowns	Michael Stein	2023 Flushies
Shark Attack	Joan Welsh	2024 Flushies
SI Devotee Cancels WaPo Subscription	Mark Raffman	2023 Flushies
Southern DOS	Bob Dalton
Stormy Sunday Blues	Dave Zarrow
Sucking Up To The Host	Dave Ferry	2001 Loser Olympics
Summertime (and the losin' is easy)	Dave Zarrow	2000 Loser Olympics
Sympathy for the Printer's Devil	Dave Zarrow	October 1997 Brunch
Teach The Rookies	Sandra Hull	Loserfest 1997
The Czarman'll Print Your Name In The Post	Dave Zarrow	December 1996 Brunch
The Day the Invite Died	Duncan Stevens & Hildy Zampella	2023 Flushies
The Final Stretch	Sarah Walsh	2024 Flushies
The Funny Side of the Street	Greg Arnold
The Night They Drove Ol' SI Down	Peyton Coyner	November 1999 Brunch
The Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band / A Day In The Post	Dave Zarrow
The Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band, Rev. 5	Dave Zarrow	2001 Flushies
The Style Invitational Whites	Dave Zarrow
Think I'll be Pope	Michael Stein	2025 Flushies
This S'more That I'm Eating	Sarah Walsh	2023 Flushies
Trump Sings to the Canadians	Beverley Sharp	2025 Flushies
Trumpier The Second Time Around	Jonathan Jensen	2025 Flushies
We Protest	Jeff Contompasis	2025 Flushies
What if Bob Was One Of Us	Dave Ferry
While the Style Czar Ignores Me	T. J. Murphy	Loserfest 1998
Will You Give Me Ink Next Sunday	Sandra Hull	2000 Loser Olympics
Yellow Loser Shirts	Dave Zarrow	Loserfest 1997
You're Invited	Jonathan Jensen	2023 Flushies
Zimmerman Opus	Dave Zarrow	March 1998 Brunch