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Will You Give Me Ink Next Sunday
(to the tune of Will You Love Me Tomorrow by Goffin/King.
The soulful Tapestry version, not the uptempo girl-group one, as sung to
a fickle Czar.)
Lyrics by Sandra Hull
Performed June 11, 2000 at the Loser Olympics
Today I won the contest
You deemed my poop joke the best
Today I am the apple of your eye
But will I get ink next Sunday?
Is this the start of a streak
Or just a fluke one-time freak?
Dare I believe I'll rise up in the stats?
Will you give me ink next Sunday?
Today there on page F2
You say that I'm the smartest ass
But will I be bereft, ooh
When next week just brings me bupkes?
I'd like to know that I'll be
Awarded a Beefy tee
So print my stuff and I won't whine again
Will you give me ink next Sunday?
Will you give me ink next Sunday?
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