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F2
(To the tune of Cream's Strange Brew)
Apologies to Eric Clapton, Mike Collins, Felix Pappalardi and the band's parents.
Lyrics by Dave Zarrow
F2, Style what's inside of you?
In the Style section of the weekly rag,
Where the Czar prints doo-doo from his Czar-mail bag, it's true
Sometimes it gets to you,
F2, Style what's inside of you?
When you look each Sunday at the humor page,
Do you smile or break into a violent rage? Hey, dude,
Does it affect your mood?
F2, Style what's inside of you?
So you think the Czar is lacking humor sense?
Otherwise, you claim, your stats would be immense, it's true
You might be Number 2,
F2, Style what's inside of you?
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F2, Style what's inside of you?
"Let's just see if the Czar is biased, or if cream--by whatever name
it chooses to identify itself--will invariably rise to the top."
--The Czar of the Style Invitational, November 24, 1996
(Week 193--the "pseudonym" contest)
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