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Peter Hayes
(To the tune of Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix)
Dedicated to the Post employee in charge of sending us our prizes.
Lyrics by Sandra Hull
(Not that she doesn't think you do a wonderful job, Peter Sweetie Darling.
Kiss, kiss!)
Peter Hayes, the Czar's flunky
Takes his time sendin' stuff to me
Got me sayin' in a plaintive wail:
" 'scuse me while I check the mail"
Peter Hayes, such a flake
Don't know what size T-shirt I take
"L or XL?" he keeps askin' me
Whichever it is, just send it A-S-A-P
Lackey, Lackey, He's so slow
F...2, F...2, F...2, F...2, YEAH!
Peter Hayes, don't be so cruel
Been weeks since I won the drool
You got me wonderin' will it arrive
Today? Tomorrow? Or at the end of time?
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