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Oh-Lympics
(To the tune of Oh! Darling by John Lennon and Paul McCartney)
Lyrics by Dave Ferry
Performed June 11, 2000 at the Loser Olympics (where else?)
Oh-lympics. Time to juggle.
I've never done this before.
Believe me when I tell you.
My balls are hitting the floor.
Oh-lympics. Time for tennis.
I really suck at this game.
Believe me when I tell you.
My back hand really is lame.
Chorus:
When you told me we would be playing basketball
Well you know I tightly laced up my shoes.
Now you tell me we're not playing basketball
We're playing horse instead and that's not good news.
Oh-lympics. Praise the hostess.
I'd like to win this event.
How can I win? What can I do?
Hope you got the flowers I sent.
Chorus again
Last verse again
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