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Imagine
(To the tune of Imagine by John Lennon)
Lyrics by T.J. Murphy
Performed at Loserfest 98®
Imagine there's a contest,
I wonder if you can
Nothing but poop and Quayle jokes,
It really should be banned,
Imagine all the people
living for T-shirts...
Imagine that your entry,
Is clever and sublime,
The Czar will sure ignore it,
For boob jokes any time,
Imagine all the people
living for F2...ooo hoo oooooo...
You may say I'm a Loser,
but I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
Just think of jokes about the runs.
The names all look familiar
Chuck Smith, Witte, Beland
Art Grinith, Hart, and Genser
and Elden Carnahan
Imagine all these people
Have nothing else to do...ooo hoo oooo
You may say I'm a Loser
But I'm not the only one
I'm sure one day you'll join us
In a world of doody puns.
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