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Be the Czar
(To the tune of The Beatle's Drive My Car)
(Performed at the Czar Party, March 27, 2004)
lyrics by Bob Dalton
Asked that girl what she wanted to be
She said, "Gino, can't you see?
I wanna be famous -- the star of F2!"
I said, "Baby, have I got a deal for you --
(Chorus:)
Baby, you can be the Czar
I'm a'blowin' outta hyar
Baby, you can be the Czar
Or maybe the Empress ....
Told that girl that her syntax was good
And she said, "Gino, then it's understood:
I'll take the contest, though I must be insane
'Cause dealing with Beland's a royal pain!"
(repeat chorus)
Crap-crap m'crap-crap, yeah!
(ragged guitar solo)
Told that girl she could start right away
(Though it wouldn't mean a thing to her pay)
I'm gonna be famous, 'cause I wrote a book
With Gina Berreca, where I'm the schnook ....
(repeat chorus)
Crap-crap m'crap-crap, yeah!
Crap-crap m'crap-crap, yeah!
Crap-crap m'crap-crap, yeah!
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