N.R.A.R.S Song Parodies

(Originally published in the Dueling Losers Band Songboook)

    Sandra Hull, Martin and Chuck

    (To the tune of Abraham, Martin and John, with apologies to Dion) Lyrics by Bob Dalton Anybody here seen my old friend Sandra Can you tell me where's she's gone She played the Invitational, but it got to be no fun I just look around and she's gone Anybody here seen my old friend Martin Can you tell me where he's gone He got alot of Post ink, but now he's on Top 5 I just look around and he's gone (Bridge:) Didn't you love the things they dumped on Didn't they try to sell poop jokes to Mr. Gene That we will see, someday soon (It ought to be Sunday) Anybody here seen my old friend Chuck Can you tell me where he's gone He won a lot of contests, but he too is on the run I just look around and he's gone (Repeat bridge) Anybody here seen that guy Weingarten Recently his contests suck Thought I saw him going "over the hill" With Sandra Hull, Martin, and Chuck