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Teach The Rookies
(To the tune of Teach Your Children by CSN and sometimes Y)
Lyrics by Sandra Hull
You, rookies of F2
Must get a clue
So you can score more
And so be like Chuck Smith
Submit your worst crass potty humor
Chorus:
Word your entries well
A Loser's hell is getting no ink
And send The Czar a ream
Because he picks the ones you know stink
You can never be too vile
On the second page of Style
Just stick with it a while
One day you'll win drool
And you, who joined us late
(Where is Bob Zane?)
Must know the fate
(Linda Malcolm?)
Of Ken Krattenmaker
(Steven King and Paul Sabourin?)
He racked up points but then he dropped
(These are Losers no longer heard from)
Right out of sight, what a heartbreaker
(Don't be like them, keep on scorin')
(Repeat Chorus)
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