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GIRL
(To the tune of the song of the same name by Lennon & McCartney)
Lyrics by Dave Ferry
Performed by the Dueling Losers Band in April 1997, on the occasion of
Jennifer Hart's winning the Year 4 Loser of the Year Title.
Is there anybody going to listen to my story
About the girl who just kicked all our butts?
She's the only girl in N.R.A.R.S's history
Winning this award and showing guts.
But she's a girl
A girl
When you pick up Sunday's Post her name will prob'ly be there
Cause she's averaged more than once a week.
She's prolific in the contests that are always in there.
Yet she's of the gender that's so weak.
She's a girl.
A girl.
She's the kind of girl who writes quatrains
Of lousy Po-e-try, she's cool. oooooh oooh ooooh,
Guys can't write that kind of stuff our brains
Just don't work that way, we're fools...ools...ools.
But she's a girl.
A girl.
Girls are told these days when they are young that they are smarter.
A concept that us guys had better mull.
Cause next year at this time I might sing this song one more time.
Next year's winner might be Sandra Hull.
And she's a girl.
A girl.
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