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Ass-Don
(To the tune of Gaston featured in Beauty and the Beast)
Lyrics by UNKNOWN
Gosh, it’s deserving to kick your ass, Don;
Worst of the family Trumps.
Rich men unnervingly lick your ass, Don,
Loathsome, you damn them as chumps.
There’s none to be found who’s as rotten as you,
You worship the idol called “I.”
None should be roundly forgotten as you,
Stick a fork in your pride and see why:
No one’s vain as Ass-Don,
Inhumane as Ass-Don,
Treats supporters with open disdain as Ass-Don!
He’s a heartless abhorrent abuser
Whose mere presence is sure to repel.
All can clearly define him a loser,
And the kind that is spelt with a lowercase L!
No one’s mean as Ass-Don,
Speaks obscene as Ass-Don,
Spreads his lies on the COVID vaccine as Ass-Don!
Our decorum we’re sure he’s obliterating;
Fie on the lie of Ass-Don!
No one’s shit as Ass-Don,
So unfit as Ass-Don,
Every word proves him a pompous old twit as Ass-Don!
Stoking every last bigoted violence,
Further splitting our nation’s divide.
Now so many who’ve suffered in silence
Have a permanent reason to take up a side!
No one hates like Ass-Don,
Shows cruel traits like Ass-Don,
Leaves the U.S. of A in rough straits as Ass-Don!
Having him as our head was humiliating;
Phooey – don’t vote for Ass-Don!
When Don was a lad, he spent four million bucks
Funding countless unspeakable acts.
And now that he’s grown, he claims one million bucks
So he won’t have to pay any tax!
No one’s wrong as Ass-Don,
Fuels his throng as Ass-Don,
Should be taken the piss of in song as Ass-Don!
May the courts deem his actions incriminating:
Bye to that guy, Ass-Don!
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