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Loserette
(To the tune of the Quebecois children's song Alouette)
Lyrics by Duncan Stevens
(Refrain) Loserette, witty Loserette,
Karen Lambert, Loser of the Year!
Lately joined the Loser set; Empress bought a new inkjet.
New inkjet, new inkjet, Loserette, Loserette, ah...
Perfect meter, clever rhyme, Karen’s verse works every time.
Clever rhyme, clever rhyme, new inkjet, new inkjet, Loserette, Loserette, ah...
Punny breeding, funny foals; Karen’s mastered many roles.
Funny foals, funny foals, clever rhyme, clever rhyme, new inkjet, new inkjet, Loserette, Loserette, ah...
Wordplay that enthralls and stuns: movie titles, groaner puns.
Groaner puns, groaner puns, funny foals, funny foals, clever rhyme, clever rhyme, new inkjet, new
inkjet, Loserette, Loserette, ah...
Bedroom, bathroom: not her scene—Karen’s humor keeps it clean.
Keeps it clean, keeps it clean, groaner puns, groaner puns, funny foals, funny foals, clever rhyme,
clever rhyme, new inkjet, new inkjet, Loserette, Loserette, ah...
Since the Post won’t have us back, find her on this new Substack.
New Substack, new Substack, keeps it clean, keeps it clean, groaner puns, groaner puns, funny
foals, funny foals, clever rhyme, clever rhyme, new inkjet, new inkjet,
Loserette, Loserette, ah...
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