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Big Time Loser
(To the tune of The Who's Pinball Wizard)
Lyrics by Micahel Stein
Ever since I was a young boy
I really loved to write.
And all the teachers told me
I really was quite bright.
But I ain’t seen nothing like her
For making verses light,
That short, Jewish woman
Sure does a mean Invite!
She dashes off great satire
Almost like a machine
Jokes ‘bout ladies’ bodies
Just short of obscene
She’s got intuition
To make Gene and Pat bite,
That short Jewish woman
Sure does a mean Invite!
She’s a big time Loser,
It really makes you think;
A big-time Loser
She gets big blots of ink.
How do you think she does it?
I don’t know!
What makes her so good?
Has a YouTube channel
With lots of funny songs.
Too bad she can’t be with us
Up here where she belongs
She’s stuck down there in Florida,
And couldn’t take a flight
That short Jewish woman
Sure does a mean Invite!
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