(To the tune of Dinah Shore's See the U.S.A. in Your Chevrolet)
Lyrics by Gary Crockett
Be beyond reproach in your motor coach
A billionaire can get it for you free
Or what's better yet, go by private jet --
Another billionaire will pay the fee!
They love you for yourself, not your position;
No need to disclose it, you don't need permission.
The ethics burden isn't heavy!
So see the U.S.A., take a trip today --
It's easy 'cause your "friends" will pay!