N.R.A.R.S Song Parodies

While the Style Czar Ignores Me
(To the tune of While My Guitar Gently Weeps by George Harrison)
Lyrics by T.J. Murphy



Performed at Loserfest 98® by the Dueling Losers Band, 
accompanied by the Loserfest 98® horn section 
(shown above with Lead [rhymes with "head"] Singer Dave Zarrow), and at 
the October 98 brunch, minus the stylings of the Loserfest 98® horn section.

To fully appreciate this song parody, try to imagine the searing and 
haunting blues riffs masterfully coaxed from a handcrafted Fender Stratocaster by an
uncredited Eric Clapton . . .or just imagine a Kazoo. 


I look in the Post and I see my name's missing.
While the Style Czar ignores me.
I curse and I spit till I'm foaming and hissing.
Still the Style Czar ignores me.

I don't know why I keep on trying. I keep supplying more. 
I don't know how he keeps denying.  Is this worth crying for?

With every new week. You would think I'd be learning
Why the Style Czar ignores me.
I even try jokes about genital burning
Still the Style Czar ignores me.

I don't know why I'm not a Loser
Must be a ruse here, too
To get some ink, what must I do, sir?
You pride-abuser, you.

I think that Chuck Smith must be a butt-kisser
While the Style Czar ignores me.
With so many hits, I know something's amiss here
Still the Style Czar ignores meeeeeeee...