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SI Devotee Cancels WaPo Subscription
(To the tune of Be Our Guest featured in Beauty and the Beast)
Lyrics by Mark Raffman
Not impressed! Not impressed!
How your paper has regressed!
You have killed our favorite column,
It’s a move that we detest!
Dropped the ‘Vite? It ain’t right!
Only bad news left in sight,
So don’t have a big conniption
While I cancel my subscription.
Since we’re through (sad but true!),
Let me tell you what to do,
With that mini-meta puzzle you suggest...
And don’t expect to see,
Another dime from me,
You failed the test! Worst, not best! Not impressed!
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