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Coming Up Loser
(To the tune of Everything's Coming Up Roses featured in Gypsy)
Lyrics by Judy Freed
It looked swell. It looked great.
Didn't have all that much on my plate.
So I thought "What the hey"!
Maybe I'll be a coming up Loser.
Inked a word. Inked a song.
Found my people with whom I belong.
Pat agreed. Heard her say:
"Judy Freed is a coming up Loser."
Just beginning - Every magnet a thrill!
Head was spinning. Somehow occasionally winning!
Rising up with the guys.
Saw the stats- a weekly surprise.
Yes, I still have self-doubt.
But I will stick it out.
'Cause laughter's what is gonna get us through..
And now I am a coming up Loser so thankful for you.
Started shyly. Shared a song about lube.
Sang it dryly. The Empress regarded it highly.
Then I had no more fear.
Sent an entry about Yoni Beer.
Like some steam now and then,
With a theme GYN.
So glad to have a place for working blue.
And now everything's coming up horses and parodies.
Everything's coming up air quotes and anagrams.
Everything's coming up headlines and limericks.
I am a coming up Loser inspired by you.
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