Yellow Loser Shirts
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine by Lennon & McCartney) Lyrics by Dave Zarrow In the con-test in the Post, We get t-shirts from a man named Gene, It's the prize we love the most, These bright yellow ones are easily seen.
We're all PROUD of our yellow Loser shirts Yellow Loser shirts, yellow Loser shirts We're all PROUD of our yellow Loser shirts Yellow Loser shirts, yellow Loser shirts The years went by and we got these, Quite a few of us, have all we need, Once highly coveted, but no more, please, Once a flower, it's now a weed. Then last April came the news, A brand new shirt design, the Czar declared, We'd all ditch our yellow blues There'd be something new in Loserwear. We're all BORED with our yellow Loser shirts Yellow Loser shirts, yellow Loser shirts We're all BORED with our yellow Loser shirts Yellow Loser shirts, yellow Loser shirts What happened next, did surely stink, When the Czar did something mean, No shirts of turquoise, green or pink, Urine-colored ones are all we've seen.We're all SICK of our yellow Loser shirts Yellow Loser shirts, yellow Loser shirts We're all SICK of our yellow Loser shirts Yellow Loser shirts, yellow Loser shirts.... REPEAT CHORUS to fade out
