N.R.A.R.S Song Parodies

    Conniptions Over Convictions

    (To the tune of Roy Orbison's Crying)
    Lyrics by Howard Walderman
    Trump seemed alright though on trial He could nap, even smile But then the jury returned A verdict that had him so burned That he could only bellow How it all was unsound That the jury had found That he'd been ly-i-i-i ing to me and you Ly-i-i-i-ing to the government too Then his entourage left him there As if no one could care And he began sighing, denying, vilifying, crying Yeah, Trump's crying / crying over his fate.