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The Funny Side of the Street
(To the tune of The Sunny Side of the Street)
Lyrics by Greg Arnold
Grab your rat and Loser shirt.
Leave your paper on the doorstep,
Listen to your hunch,
Attend the Losers month-a-ly brunch,
Are your feelings getting hurt,
Did the Czar make you feel like dirt, now,
Have a glass of Jan Verrey's punch,
At the Losers month-a-ly brunch.
I used to walk in the shade,
I read Levey and Parade,
But now I'm remade,
From peruser.......to Loser.
(Instrumental verse, "trumpet" solo)
I used to walk in the shade,
I read Levey and Parade,
But now I'm remade,
From peruser.......to Loser.
If I never get a win,
I'll be rich as that Smith feller,
I'll just fill my plate and munch,
At the Loser's month-a-ly brunch.......
Oh, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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