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Sucking Up To The Host
(To the tune of Elvis Presley's All Shook Up)
Lyrics by Dave Ferry
Performed July 1, 2001 at the Loser Olympics
Well, thank you very much for inviting me
Your house is very lovely and I like that tree.
My friends are around but you compare to none.
You're the Host. He's Bill Gaymon
Uh uh huh. Mmm Yeah. Yeah.
My hands are shaky and my knees are week.
He beat me at tennis while I'm at my peak.
Who's the King of tennis while I am still the pawn
He's the Host. He's Bill Gaymon.
Uh uh huh. Mmmm. Yeah Yeah.
You can ask him how he wed his bride.
Elvis was there even though he had died.
Bill and Sarah wed and they tied the knot.
Out in Las Vegas where it's pretty damn hot.
Now we're all gathered for the Olympic games.
Winning a medal won't bring you no fame.
Who do we thank for having all this fun.
Itz our Host. Itz Bill Gaymon.
Uh uh huh. Mmmm. Yeah yeah
Uh uh huh. Mmmmm. Yeah yeah.
Itz Bill Gaymon.
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