(Originally published in the Dueling Losers Band Songboook)
Stormy Sunday Blues
(Based on Stormy Monday Blues by T-Bone Walker (we think))
Lyrics by Dave "Rump Roast" Zarrow
I start brainstorming Monday
By Tuesday I'm doin' pretty bad,
Wednesday I grab my pencil,
And Thursday I find my legal pad.
The humor flies on Friday,
And Saturday I send stuff the Czarman's way.
Sunday morning before I open up the paper,
I get down on my knees and pray.
(Instrumental break)
Czar, ha' mercy,
Czar, ha' mercy on me,
Czar, you ignored my entries
And my heart's in misery.
If you can't put my stuff on page F2
Can't you please, please, please put it on F3?