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The Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band, Rev. 5
(To the tune of Sgt. Pepper/A Day in the Life by Lennon & McCartney)
Lyrics by Dave Zarrow
Performed at the Flushies, April 1, 2001
It was twenty weeks ago we think,
That the Czar last gave us ink.
If you wanna see our names in Style,
Well you're gonna have to wait a while
So let me introduce you zeroes,
To your musically challenged heroes,
We're the Style Invitational Dueling Losers Ba-a-a-a-and.
(Brief instrumental - Dave Z. makes pretend French Horn sounds.)
We're the Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band,
We're glad to be here at your meetin',
We're the Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band,
Sit back and just continue eatin'.
Style Invitational, Style Invitational,
Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band.
It's wonderful to be here................
(Dave Z. stops singing, the band trails off ... Dave Z. gives his
corporate-sponsorship rant.)
(Starting up again with "It's wonderful to be here" chords....)
Who wants a sample Krispy Kreme,
Hey, Hart, here's a jelly-filled, (Dave Z. threatens J's fancy dress with
jelly donut)
You're such a hungry audience,
Would you like to take some home with you?
Would you like to take some home?
We don't really want to stop the show,
But I think we're running out of do-
NUTS! Cause we still have another song,
And we need someone to play along.
So let me introduce our soloist,
The one and only Bob Dalton, dobroist, <--- he was GREAT!!!!!!
And the Krispy Kreme S.I. Dueling Losers Ba-a-a-a-and!!!!!!
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