Shark Attack
(To the tune of The Coaster's Yakety Yak)
Lyrics by Joan Welsh
Don’t go out in that ’lectric boat
’Cause if it sinks you will not float
That battery will drag you down
And you will almost surely drown
Yakety yak (shark attack)
Oops! There’s a shark ten yards away
This doesn’t seem to be your day
Perhaps you’d better stay on board
And do some prayin’ to the lord
Yakety yak (shark attack)
But if you stay and it should sink
Then while you’re flound’ring in the drink
A pow’rful current is released
That shoots through you till you’re deceased
Yakety yak (shark attack)
Maybe it’s best that you prepare
That way you’ll always be aware
Decide now how you want to die
A shark eats you or else you fry
Yakety yak (shark attack)
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