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HART!
(To the tune of Heart! by Adler and Ross)
lyrics by Dave Zarrow, choreography by Greg Arnold
Performed by the Dueling Losers Band at the Flushie Awards, April 11, 1999,
on the occasion of Jennifer Harts's winning the Year 6 Loser of the Year Title.
Say, Elden, have you finished totalling up the stats for Year 6 yet? You have?
Well let me have a look. I see. I see. I see we have a winner . . . . .
It's.............. Jennifer Hart,
At the top of this year's chart,
When the statistician
Counts up the hits,
We'll know that it's someone real smart,
If someday you think,
"I feel great cause I got ink,"
Then you see for every point scored by you,
Jennifer here got two
When you look inside of Style,
And your stuff ain't anywhere,
Don't start acting juvenile,
Just cause Jennifer's is there,
Just face it, sonny, Ma Hart's funny.
(Instrumental verse/softshoe routine)
She's funniest by far,
Hart-y, Hart-y, Hart-y harrrrrrrr,
How'd you get to be on top of the heap,
Have you been sleep-ing with The Czar,
Did he ever have Hart?
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