(To the tune of Steve Martin's King Tut)
Lyrics by UNKNOWN
(King Chuck -King Chuck)
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see
(King Chuck)
People stand in line to see him and not the Queen
(King Chuck)
How'd you get so bougie?
(Bougee Chuck)
Can you do The Gucci?
Born in Londontown-a, moved up to the crown-a
(King Chuck)
(King Chuck)
Now who'd have known from birth to Coronation (King Chuck)
he'd be on bloody standby at least 3 generations? (King Chuck)
Crowned with Queen Camilla (Slayin' Chuck)
Britain paid the bill-a.
Born on native soil, groovin' with the Royals (King Chuck)
(Chuck-Chuck) Dancin' by the Thames, (Disco Chuck-Chuck)
Rockin' fur and gems (Dope Chuck-Chuck)
Frocked in royal style (Drippin' Chuck-Chuck)
The wait was well worthwhile...(Oooh ooh)
He's given his life for tourism....
(King Chuck- Chuck)
(Interlude)
Now I won't lie, now don't think I'm a schmuck (King Chuck)
Don't need no regnal num’ral, but wouldn’t mind his bucks
(King Chuck)
He coulda won a Flushie (King Chuck); his entry wasn't muchy...
Born inside a castle, to move would be a hassle;
Now that Liz is prone-a, he's the owna of a throne-a
(King Chuck.)