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Trump Sings to the Canadians
(To the tune of Consider Yourself featured in Oliver!)
Lyrics by Beverly Sharp
Consider your brand-new home!
Consider yourself part of our family!
My army is fierce and strong;
(I’m SURE you’re going to soon belong!)
Consider yourself our state!
Consider yourself “Fabulous Fifty-One!”
Whatever you’ve got, we’ll share —
Unfair? Get used to it, we don’t care.
If it should chance to be
We should see some Russian MiGs
(Those invading pigs!) on high,
Since it is up to me, you will be the somebody
Who will shoot them down (or die!)
Consider yourself our mate; We don’t want a stink or fuss;
For, after some consideration, YOU’RE OUR STATE!
Consider yourself one of us!
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