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Cat Lady Elegy
(To the tune of The Isley Brother's Who's That Lady)
Lyrics by Sarah Walsh
You cat ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Childless ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Lonely ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Drinkin’ wine ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Hear me denigrating you
Cause there’s nothing I can do,
You’ll just keep on voting blue
And tell me, “Look, you’re outta touch!”
Yeah yeah yeah outta touch...
You cat ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Childless lady (oooh cat ladies)
Lonely ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Drinkin’ wine ladies (oooh cat ladies)
You’re just playing with a string
And you won’t accept a ring,
Taking cruises to Beijing
Instead of doing what I say
Please vote my way, baby
Vote my way...
You cat ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Childless ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Lonely ladies (oooh cat ladies)
Drinkin’ wine ladies (oooh cat ladies)
You have lost your youth and bloom
Now you can’t deploy your womb
To save humankind from doom
But you think I’ve said something wrong??
Nothing’s wrong, no no no...
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