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50 Ways to be a Loser
(To the tune of Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen)
lyrics by Dave Zarrow
Performed at the 2003 Flushie Awards
Every week he's printed out on the sheets of a throwaway American rag,
Day and night he strives for humor glory beating our recycled gags,
Stuck in traffic on the Inner Loop,
We feel so dejected 'cause The Czar won't print our poop, Ohhhh
But Chris Doyle sends stuff -- that's truly inspired,
Where does he find the time, oh, right, Chris is retired,
Yeah, he got out while he was young,
'Cause champs like Chris, baby he was Born To Pun
'Cause champs like Chris, baby he was Born To Pun
'Cause champs like Chris, baby he was Born To Punnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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