N.R.A.R.S Song Parodies

(Originally published in the Dueling Losers Band Songboook)

    The Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band / A Day In The Post

    (To the tunes of Sgt. Pepper/A Day in the Life by Lennon & McCartney) Lyrics by Dave Zarrow (Considered by one band member to be the greatest DLB parody ever. Consider yourself warned.) Well it was 20 weeks ago we think, that The Czarman last gave us ink, If you wanna see our names in Style, well you're gonna have to wait awhile, Now lemme introduce you zeros to your musically challenged heroes, It's the Style Invitational Dueling Losers Ba-a-a-and!!!! (Chaotic Musical Interlude) I read F2 today, oh, boy, A lucky entrant had just made the page, And since I'd sent that same joke, too, Well, I just had to laugh, If they get a point for that I think that I deserve a half...... (Lonnnnnng, Crashing, Irritating Chord)