Invitational Breath
(To the tune of Jethro Tull's Locomotive Breath)
Lyrics by Dave Ferry
In the small town of Woodbridge
That's where you'll find Chuck Smith
He's the all time Loser
That's fact and not a myth
Oh he's sent in witty entries
And still he send in more
Old Chuck is king of the mountain
And his points they keep on growing to increase his score
He sees his competition
They're dropping one by one.
Looks like no one will catch him
Beland nor Sorensen
Oh he's writing plays and comic strips
And the Top Five too
Old Chuck is king of the mountain
And his points they keep on growing to increase his score
He's reached a recent milestone
He's got three hundred points
Now the all time winner
His feet we must anoint
When you pick up the Style section
Open at F2
We thank God there is a Chuck Smith
And his points they keep on growing to increase his score
Repeat: To increase his score...to increase his score...
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