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David Skelter
(To the tune of Helter Skelter by Lennon & McCartney)
Lyrics by Dave Ferry
Performed by the Dueling Losers Band April 5, 1998, on the occasion
of David Genser's winning the Year 5 Loser of the Year Title.
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the page
Where I look and I cry and I scream in a rage.
And I look at the ear and I see him again.
Yeah yeah yeah.
How does he get his entries in there?
He's just won Year 5 and he's kicked our derrieres.
Tell me, tell me, tell me come on tell me the answer.
Well you may be a Dudzik but you ain't no Genser. Look out!
David Genser
David Genser
David Genser
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of F2.
Where I look for my name and I see you know who.
And he's won 20 weeks in a row and I see him again.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Well do you don't you try a pseudonym.
Another year's gone and I'm miles behind him.
Tell me, tell me, tell me come on tell me the answer.
Well I might be a David but I ain't no Genser.
David Genser
David Genser
David Genser
I'VE GOT NEWSPRINT ON MY FINGERS!!!
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