| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1682/164 | Hilarity Ensues | Follow the first line of a book with something funny. | H |
| 806 | DQ Very Much | Give us a phrase or sentence that would nip a potential relationship in the bud (or elsewhere). | H |
| 495 | Words of One Syl- . . . Um, Just Short Words | Take some complex issue of any sort and explain it to all us morons entirely in words of one syllable. | 2 |
| 415 | Sentence Us to Death | Take any sentence appearing anywhere in today's Washington Post, and invent a question that it answers. | H |