| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1511 | The inside word--our 'air quote' contest | Highlight part of a word, name or short phrase in “air quotes” to give the word a new meaning or description. | P |
| 1267 | Jingle bungle | Suggest an ill-advised spokesman (dead or alive, or fictional), along with a humorously noooo slogan or jingle. | H |
| 939 | MASH 2: The Retread | Combine two movie titles and describe the result. | H |
| 923 | Chemical Wordfare | Create a new chemical element or other chemical term. | H 3 |
| 822 | For Real Folks | Suggest some attractions for a Festival of Real American Folklife. | H |
| 802 | Dreck TV | Suggest a new cable TV channel, with a description or example of its programming. | I H |
| 774 | Tour De Forks | Supply a name for a restaurant dish named after someone (or some product or organization) and describe it. | H |
| 714 | Amalgamated Steal | Merge two or more company or product names into a new, ORIGINAL company or product. | H |
| 641 | Dreck of All Trades | Come up with a business that combines two or more disparate products or services, and tell us its name and/or something else funny about it. | H |
| 629 | Odd Couplings | Marry or otherwise combine famous names and supply the result. | W |
| 608 | Comeback Next Week | Come up with original snide retorts to various rude questions or comments. | 2 |
| 594 | History Loves Company | Name an appropriate corporate sponsor for some historical event or for someone's life story. | H |
| 375 | Show Us Up | Combine the names of two existing TV shows (past or present) to make an entirely new show. Then, describe the show. | H |
| 303 | BOOM TIMES | Come up with old and new concerns for the baby boom generation. | H |