| YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | A | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 3 | 1 | 6 | 60 | 5 | 10 | 5 | 23 | 90 | 554 | 1431 | 5 | ||||
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 70 | 2 | 25 | 75 | 970 | 1241 | 6 | ||||||
| 3: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 47 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 1 | 24 | 67 | 79 | 2835 | 1 | ||
| 4: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 2 | 3 | 2 | 44 | 2 | 6 | 23 | 59 | 626 | 2064 | 2 | |||||
| 5: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 50 | 20 | 58 | 979 | 1177 | 7 | ||||||
| 6: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 2 | 29 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 41 | 1503 | 214 | 51 | |||||
| 7: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 4 | 14 | 38 | 558 | 1095 | 9 | ||||||
| 8: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 17 | 38 | 938 | 805 | 12 | ||||||
| 9: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL | 1 | 28 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 33 | 1051 | 532 | 18 | ||||||
| 10: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 1 | 2 | 1 | 25 | 3 | 16 | 32 | 1287 | 395 | 26 | ||||||
| 11: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 2 | 27 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 31 | 871 | 674 | 13 | |||||||
| 12: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL | 1 | 1 | 28 | 1 | 18 | 31 | 1401 | 240 | 44 | |||||||
| 13: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 25 | 604 | 1022 | 10 | |||||
| 14: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 23 | 7 | 1866 | 3 | |||||||
| 15: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 2 | 1 | 18 | 12 | 21 | 1326 | 231 | 45 | ||||||||
| 16: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 2 | 1 | 18 | 14 | 21 | 1253 | 201 | 53 | ||||||||
| 17: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 3 | 15 | 9 | 20 | 1323 | 266 | 37 | ||||||||
| 18: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 1 | 1 | 15 | 9 | 17 | 1482 | 80 | 135 | |||||||||
| 19: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 16 | 13 | 16 | 120 | 569 | 17 | ||||||||||
| 20: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 1 | 14 | 8 | 15 | 1463 | 153 | 71 | |||||||||
| 21: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 9 | 15 | 106 | 450 | 21 | ||||||||
| 22: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 1 | 12 | 5 | 14 | 136 | 460 | 20 | |||||||||
| 23: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 3 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 13 | 339 | 492 | 19 | |||||||
| 24: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 13 | 10 | 13 | 7 | 666 | 14 | ||||||||||
| 25: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 1 | 11 | 7 | 12 | 1482 | 72 | 148 | ||||||||||
| 26: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 12 | 4 | 57 | 180 | ||||||
| 27: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 1 | 10 | 7 | 11 | 1162 | 132 | 83 | ||||||||||
| 28: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 10 | 7 | 10 | 802 | 187 | 61 | |||||||||||
| 29: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 765 | 192 | 58 | ||||||||
| 30: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 9 | 2 | 9 | 918 | 20 | 343 | |||||||||||
| 31: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 9 | 5 | 9 | 1005 | 329 | 31 | ||||||||||
| 32: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 7 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 967 | 55 | 185 | |||||||||
| 33: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 50 | 26 | 289 | ||||||||
| 34: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 8 | 7 | 8 | 1324 | 130 | 85 | |||||||||||
| 35: Mike Ostapiej | I Joke, I'm A Pest | 1 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 767 | 98 | 118 | ||||||||||
| 36: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 6 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 524 | 222 | 49 | ||||||||||
| 37: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 7 | 5 | 7 | 1286 | 120 | 96 | ||||||||||
| 38: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 6 | 2 | 6 | 759 | 24 | 309 | |||||||||||
| 39: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 708 | 101 | 115 | ||||||||
| 40: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 1 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 759 | 35 | 235 | ||||||||||
| 41: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 310 | 110 | 109 | ||||||||||
| 42: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 1386 | 64 | 166 | ||||||||||
| 43: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 5 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 360 | 142 | 75 | ||||||||||
| 44: Steven Price | Never Septic | 5 | 2 | 5 | 552 | 45 | 207 | |||||||||||
| 45: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 5 | 3 | 5 | 1140 | 190 | 59 | |||||||||||
| 46: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 908 | 67 | 159 | ||||||||
| 47: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 5 | 5 | 5 | 212 | 230 | 46 | |||||||||||
| 48: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1222 | 33 | 244 | |||||||||||
| 49: Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 4 | 1 | 4 | 447 | 127 | 88 | |||||||||||
| 50: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1403 | 14 | 420 | |||||||||||
| 51: Debbie Stewart | Waterbed Bites | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 320 | 34 | 240 | ||||||||||
| 52: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1195 | 60 | 172 | ||||||||||
| 53: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 4 | 4 | 4 | 918 | 261 | 38 | |||||||||||
| 54: Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 657 | 8 | 605 | |||||||||
| 55: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 792 | 398 | 24 | ||||||||
| 56: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1477 | 125 | 90 | ||||||||||
| 57: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1170 | 26 | 297 | |||||||||||
| 58: Leslie Franson | Realness of Nil | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1553 | 4 | 1152 | |||||||||||
| 59: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 3 | 3 | 3 | 613 | 65 | 165 | |||||||||||
| 60: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1073 | 71 | 151 | |||||||||||
| 61: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 3 | 3 | 3 | 902 | 182 | 63 | |||||||||||
| 62: Andy Bassett | Beast Dynast | 2 | 1 | 2 | 568 | 46 | 206 | |||||||||||
| 63: Bruce Johnson | Bench Sojourn | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 152 | 11 | 507 | ||||||||||
| 64: Dave Scheiber | Archived Bees | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1490 | 4 | 1027 | |||||||||||
| 65: Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1274 | 31 | 256 | |||||||||||
| 66: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 118 | 98 | ||||||||||
| 67: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 2 | 1 | 2 | 735 | 58 | 177 | |||||||||||
| 68: Steve Langer | Verse Tangle | 2 | 1 | 2 | 636 | 50 | 199 | |||||||||||
| 69: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 2 | 1 | 2 | 499 | 311 | 35 | |||||||||||
| 70: Nancy Meyer | Cry, "An Enemy!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1608 | 4 | 970 | ||||||||||
| 71: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 440 | 60 | 173 | ||||||||||
| 72: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1394 | 13 | 450 | |||||||||||
| 73: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 2 | 2 | 2 | 945 | 27 | 286 | |||||||||||
| 74: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 2 | 2 | 2 | 944 | 149 | 72 | |||||||||||
| 75: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 2 | 2 | 2 | 555 | 12 | 490 | |||||||||||
| 76: Richard Alexander | Handcar Axle Rider | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1591 | 3 | 1504 | |||||||||||
| 77: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1628 | 3 | 1505 | |||||||||||
| 78: David McCord | DVD c/o Mr. Acid | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1184 | 3 | 1479 | |||||||||||
| 79: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 1 | 1 | 1 | 900 | 20 | 353 | |||||||||||
| 80: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 10 | 531 | |||||||||||
| 81: Alethea Dopart | Had Pa Tolerate | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 6 | 721 | |||||||||||
| 82: Jane Auerbach | Aha! Cajun Beer! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 521 | 106 | 111 | |||||||||||
| 83: Jay Shuck | Yuk! Has JC | ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 640 | 221 | 50 | ||||||||||
| 84: Jeff Brechlin | Beef Flinch, Jr. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 398 | 25 | |||||||||||
| 85: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 8 | 651 | |||||||||||
| 86: Elizabeth Ewert | Let There Be A Wiz! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1632 | 1 | 5441 | |||||||||||
| 87: Jim Proulx | Lo, Jr. Mixup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 585 | 2 | 2118 | |||||||||||
| 88: Sandy Riccardi | Dry Cardiac Sin | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 10 | 535 | |||||||||||
| 89: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 15 | 415 | |||||||||||
| 90: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 1 | 1 | 350 | 115 | 102 | |||||||||||
| 91: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 378 | 28 | ||||||||||
| 92: Elizabeth Kline | Likeable Zenith | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1008 | 12 | 493 | |||||||||||
| 93: Marc Leibert | Calmer Biter | 1 | 1 | 1 | 439 | 53 | 190 | |||||||||||
| 94: Michael Porcello | Polemical Choler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1222 | 4 | 1025 | |||||||||||
| 95: Michael Rosen | Loser Machine | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1134 | 7 | 703 | |||||||||||
| 96: Paul Madigan | A Pun? I Am Glad! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 2 | 2344 | |||||||||||
| 97: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 1 | 1 | 1 | 763 | 82 | 132 | |||||||||||
| 98: Ward Kay | Dark Way | 1 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 131 | 84 | |||||||||||
| 99: Marty Gold | A Godly Mr. T | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1453 | 14 | 438 | |||||||||||
| 100: Robyn Carlson | Snarly Bronco | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1026 | 42 | 215 | |||||||||||
| 101: Rick Haynes | He Is Cranky | 1 | 1 | 1 | 323 | 173 | 65 | |||||||||||
| 102: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1324 | 121 | 94 | |||||||||||
| 103: Brendan Beary | Ran Beery Band | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 195 | 1099 | 8 | ||||||||||
| 104: Gregory Dunn | Runner Doggy | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 11 | 513 | ||||||||||
| 105: Jim Markisohn | Him? Major Inks! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1646 | 1 | 5442 | |||||||||||
| 106: Mark Houser | Harm? OK, Sure! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1647 | 1 | 5443 | |||||||||||
| 107: Alex Blackwood | Cooked Wax Ball | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 12 | 489 | |||||||||||
| 108: Mark Holt | Oh, Mr. Talk | 1 | 1 | 1 | 795 | 19 | 369 | |||||||||||
| 109: Dave Metzger | Vet Grazed Me | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1617 | 2 | 2373 | |||||||||||
| 110: Norm Young | Mr. No-No Guy | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1652 | 1 | 5444 | |||||||||||
| 111: Ann Martin | Arm-Tannin' | 1 | 1 | 1 | 547 | 127 | 89 | |||||||||||
| 112: Rebekah Bundang | Banned Hug Break | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1141 | 3 | 1476 | |||||||||||
| 113: Thomas A. Logan | Lo-Goat Shaman | 1 | 1 | 1 | 85 | 6 | 758 | |||||||||||
| 114: Melissa Balmain | Salable Animism | 1 | 1 | 1 | 941 | 223 | 48 | |||||||||||
| 115: Jim Schaefer | Fresh Ice Jam | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1608 | 2 | 2372 | |||||||||||
| 116: Robin Diallo | Oi! Brain Doll! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 437 | 16 | 402 |