| YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 2 | 1 | 4 | 38 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 15 | 58 | 554 | 1399 | 5 | ||
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 48 | 1 | 16 | 52 | 970 | 1218 | 6 | ||||
| 3: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 2 | 29 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 41 | 1503 | 214 | 51 | |||
| 4: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 15 | 40 | 79 | 2808 | 1 | ||
| 5: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 2 | 29 | 12 | 32 | 979 | 1151 | 7 | ||||||
| 6: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 4 | 14 | 32 | 626 | 2037 | 2 | ||||
| 7: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 1 | 23 | 12 | 26 | 938 | 793 | 12 | ||||||
| 8: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 2 | 8 | 25 | 558 | 1082 | 9 | ||||
| 9: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL | 1 | 19 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 23 | 1051 | 522 | 18 | ||||
| 10: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 1 | 2 | 15 | 3 | 9 | 21 | 1287 | 384 | 27 | |||||
| 11: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 1 | 16 | 2 | 9 | 19 | 604 | 1016 | 10 | ||||||
| 12: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 3 | 13 | 7 | 18 | 1323 | 264 | 37 | ||||||
| 13: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL | 1 | 16 | 1 | 12 | 18 | 1401 | 227 | 46 | ||||||
| 14: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 2 | 15 | 7 | 17 | 871 | 660 | 14 | |||||||
| 15: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 1 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 15 | 1482 | 78 | 136 | |||||||
| 16: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 13 | 8 | 15 | 1326 | 225 | 47 | ||||||
| 17: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 13 | 1 | 9 | 15 | 7 | 1858 | 3 | ||||||
| 18: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 12 | 4 | 13 | 136 | 459 | 20 | ||||||||
| 19: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 12 | 9 | 12 | 120 | 565 | 17 | ||||||||
| 20: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 9 | 2 | 9 | 918 | 20 | 342 | |||||||||
| 21: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 9 | 4 | 9 | 1463 | 147 | 72 | ||||||||
| 22: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 9 | 5 | 9 | 1482 | 69 | 153 | |||||||||
| 23: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 1 | 8 | 5 | 9 | 1162 | 130 | 84 | ||||||||
| 24: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 2 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 9 | 339 | 488 | 19 | ||||||
| 25: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 9 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 662 | 13 | ||||||||
| 26: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 1253 | 189 | 58 | ||||||
| 27: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 8 | 4 | 8 | 1005 | 328 | 31 | ||||||||
| 28: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 8 | 5 | 8 | 802 | 185 | 61 | |||||||||
| 29: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 765 | 189 | 59 | |||||||
| 30: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 6 | 2 | 6 | 759 | 24 | 308 | |||||||||
| 31: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 708 | 101 | 115 | ||||||
| 32: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 967 | 52 | 193 | ||||||||
| 33: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 6 | 4 | 6 | 1286 | 119 | 96 | ||||||||
| 34: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 51 | 194 | |||||
| 35: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 1 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 759 | 34 | 239 | ||||||||
| 36: Steven Price | Never Septic | 5 | 2 | 5 | 552 | 45 | 207 | |||||||||
| 37: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 524 | 220 | 50 | ||||||||
| 38: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 1 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 106 | 440 | 22 | ||||||||
| 39: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 5 | 4 | 5 | 1324 | 127 | 87 | |||||||||
| 40: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1386 | 63 | 168 | ||||||||
| 41: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1222 | 33 | 243 | |||||||||
| 42: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1403 | 14 | 420 | |||||||||
| 43: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1140 | 189 | 57 | |||||||||
| 44: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 3 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 360 | 140 | 75 | ||||||||
| 45: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 4 | 4 | 4 | 212 | 229 | 45 | |||||||||
| 46: Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 657 | 8 | 605 | |||||||
| 47: Debbie Stewart | Waterbed Bites | 3 | 1 | 3 | 320 | 33 | 245 | |||||||||
| 48: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 792 | 398 | 24 | ||||||
| 49: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 908 | 65 | 164 | ||||||||
| 50: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1477 | 125 | 89 | ||||||||
| 51: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1170 | 26 | 296 | |||||||||
| 52: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 3 | 3 | 3 | 918 | 260 | 38 | |||||||||
| 53: Andy Bassett | Beast Dynast | 2 | 1 | 2 | 568 | 46 | 206 | |||||||||
| 54: Bruce Johnson | Bench Sojourn | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 152 | 11 | 505 | ||||||||
| 55: Dave Scheiber | Archived Bees | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1490 | 4 | 1026 | |||||||||
| 56: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 50 | 20 | 345 | |||||||
| 57: Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1274 | 31 | 256 | |||||||||
| 58: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 118 | 98 | ||||||||
| 59: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 2 | 1 | 2 | 735 | 58 | 177 | |||||||||
| 60: Steve Langer | Verse Tangle | 2 | 1 | 2 | 636 | 50 | 199 | |||||||||
| 61: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 2 | 1 | 2 | 499 | 311 | 35 | |||||||||
| 62: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 440 | 60 | 172 | ||||||||
| 63: Leslie Franson | Realness of Nil | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1553 | 3 | 1500 | |||||||||
| 64: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1394 | 13 | 450 | |||||||||
| 65: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 2 | 2 | 2 | 945 | 27 | 286 | |||||||||
| 66: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 2 | 2 | 2 | 613 | 64 | 165 | |||||||||
| 67: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1195 | 58 | 176 | |||||||||
| 68: Mike Ostapiej | I Joke, I'm A Pest | 2 | 2 | 2 | 767 | 92 | 121 | |||||||||
| 69: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 1 | 1 | 1 | 900 | 20 | 353 | |||||||||
| 70: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 10 | 531 | |||||||||
| 71: Alethea Dopart | Had Pa Tolerate | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 6 | 721 | |||||||||
| 72: Jane Auerbach | Aha! Cajun Beer! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 521 | 106 | 110 | |||||||||
| 73: Jay Shuck | Yuk! Has JC | ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 640 | 221 | 49 | ||||||||
| 74: Jeff Brechlin | Beef Flinch, Jr. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 398 | 25 | |||||||||
| 75: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 8 | 651 | |||||||||
| 76: Elizabeth Ewert | Let There Be A Wiz! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1632 | 1 | 5441 | |||||||||
| 77: Jim Proulx | Lo, Jr. Mixup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 585 | 2 | 2114 | |||||||||
| 78: Sandy Riccardi | Dry Cardiac Sin | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 10 | 535 | |||||||||
| 79: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 15 | 415 | |||||||||
| 80: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 1 | 1 | 350 | 115 | 102 | |||||||||
| 81: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 378 | 28 | ||||||||
| 82: Elizabeth Kline | Likeable Zenith | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1008 | 12 | 491 | |||||||||
| 83: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 310 | 105 | 111 | |||||||||
| 84: Marc Leibert | Calmer Biter | 1 | 1 | 1 | 439 | 53 | 188 | |||||||||
| 85: Michael Porcello | Polemical Choler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1222 | 4 | 1024 | |||||||||
| 86: Michael Rosen | Loser Machine | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1134 | 7 | 703 | |||||||||
| 87: Paul Madigan | A Pun? I Am Glad! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 2 | 2341 | |||||||||
| 88: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 1 | 1 | 1 | 763 | 82 | 132 | |||||||||
| 89: Ward Kay | Dark Way | 1 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 131 | 83 | |||||||||
| 90: Marty Gold | A Godly Mr. T | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1453 | 14 | 438 | |||||||||
| 91: Robyn Carlson | Snarly Bronco | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1026 | 42 | 215 | |||||||||
| 92: Rick Haynes | He Is Cranky | 1 | 1 | 1 | 323 | 173 | 65 | |||||||||
| 93: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1324 | 121 | 94 | |||||||||
| 94: Brendan Beary | Ran Beery Band | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 195 | 1099 | 8 | ||||||||
| 95: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 1 | 1 | 1 | 944 | 148 | 71 | |||||||||
| 96: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1073 | 69 | 154 | |||||||||
| 97: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 555 | 11 | 516 | |||||||||
| 98: Gregory Dunn | Runner Doggy | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 11 | 512 | ||||||||
| 99: Jim Markisohn | Him? Major Inks! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1646 | 1 | 5442 | |||||||||
| 100: Richard Alexander | Handcar Axle Rider | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1591 | 2 | 2368 |