| YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 30 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 9 | 43 | 554 | 1589 | 4 | |
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 9 | 24 | 970 | 1333 | 6 | |||||
| 3: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 7 | 22 | 1503 | 262 | 40 | |||||
| 4: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 18 | 79 | 2916 | 1 | |||||
| 5: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 15 | 871 | 714 | 13 | ||||||
| 6: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 13 | 1 | 7 | 15 | 626 | 2148 | 2 | ||||||
| 7: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 14 | 938 | 845 | 12 | |||||
| 8: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 13 | 136 | 498 | 20 | ||||||
| 9: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 12 | 5 | 12 | 1287 | 442 | 23 | ||||||||
| 10: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 12 | 1401 | 291 | 37 | ||||||
| 11: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | MIL | 1 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 106 | 480 | 21 | ||||||
| 12: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 8 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 10 | 558 | 1135 | 8 | ||||||
| 13: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 8 | 3 | 8 | 1477 | 133 | 84 | ||||||||
| 14: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 8 | 3 | 8 | 509 | 330 | 32 | ||||||||
| 15: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 7 | 4 | 7 | 1324 | 145 | 76 | |||||||||
| 16: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 6 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 1482 | 109 | 110 | ||||||||
| 17: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 1915 | 3 | ||||||
| 18: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 979 | 1245 | 7 | ||||||
| 19: Donald Norum | A London Drum | 1 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 1455 | 28 | 275 | ||||||||
| 20: Daniel Galef | Leading Flea | 6 | 2 | 6 | 1187 | 68 | 159 | |||||||||
| 21: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 6 | 2 | 6 | 708 | 107 | 111 | |||||||||
| 22: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 1 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 759 | 30 | 264 | ||||||||
| 23: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 2 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 908 | 81 | 137 | ||||||||
| 24: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 6 | 5 | 6 | 1463 | 182 | 64 | ||||||||
| 25: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | HOF | 3 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 339 | 516 | 19 | |||||||
| 26: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 5 | 1 | 5 | 1323 | 291 | 38 | ||||||||
| 27: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 524 | 236 | 47 | ||||||||
| 28: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL LOTY | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1051 | 565 | 18 | |||||||
| 29: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 1162 | 145 | 75 | ||||||||
| 30: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 1 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 679 | 14 | |||||||
| 31: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 5 | 5 | 5 | 1253 | 230 | 48 | ||||||||
| 32: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 4 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 77 | 143 | |||||||
| 33: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 4 | 2 | 4 | 759 | 39 | 219 | |||||||||
| 34: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1222 | 37 | 225 | |||||||||
| 35: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1170 | 30 | 266 | |||||||||
| 36: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 120 | 584 | 17 | ||||||
| 37: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 3 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1286 | 135 | 82 | |||||||
| 38: John Winant | John Want In | 3 | 1 | 3 | 863 | 26 | 294 | |||||||||
| 39: Seth Christenfeld | Deflects Her Hints | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1207 | 14 | 425 | |||||||||
| 40: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1195 | 65 | 170 | |||||||||
| 41: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1482 | 91 | 124 | |||||||||
| 42: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 3 | 2 | 3 | 735 | 61 | 177 | |||||||||
| 43: Randy Lee | Yale Nerd | MIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 605 | 120 | 98 | ||||||||
| 44: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1324 | 130 | 88 | |||||||||
| 45: Steven Price | Never Septic | 3 | 2 | 3 | 552 | 48 | 201 | |||||||||
| 46: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1326 | 241 | 46 | ||||||||
| 47: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 3 | 2 | 3 | 613 | 68 | 161 | |||||||||
| 48: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 659 | 15 | ||||||||
| 49: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 310 | 115 | 102 | ||||||||
| 50: Byron Miller | Mr. Bill On Rye | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1386 | 14 | 430 | |||||||||
| 51: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 2 | 1 | 2 | 902 | 188 | 62 | |||||||||
| 52: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 907 | 78 | 139 | ||||||||
| 53: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 2 | 2 | 2 | 967 | 61 | 175 | |||||||||
| 54: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 2 | 2 | 2 | 765 | 213 | 53 | |||||||||
| 55: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 2 | 2 | 2 | 360 | 149 | 73 | |||||||||
| 56: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1386 | 73 | 152 | |||||||||
| 57: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1005 | 334 | 31 | ||||||||
| 58: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 918 | 272 | 39 | |||||||||
| 59: Frank Stanonik | Frank Inks A Ton | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1683 | 1 | 5461 | |||||||||
| 60: Bill Jacobs | I Call Job B.S. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1557 | 3 | 1513 | |||||||||
| 61: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1628 | 9 | 601 | |||||||||
| 62: Jean Sorensen | Non-Sane Jeers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 299 | 36 | ||||||||
| 63: Kevin Cuddihy | Chunky Divide | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 100 | 119 | ||||||||
| 64: Meg Sullivan | Slaving Mule | Y1V LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 184 | 63 | ||||||||
| 65: Russell Beland | Dullness Baler | HOF LIL MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 73 | 1556 | 5 | ||||||||
| 66: Tom O'Connor | No Cot Moron | 1 | 1 | 1 | 382 | 2 | 2022 | |||||||||
| 67: Trevor Stone Irvin | Invite Snort Rover | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1685 | 1 | 5462 | |||||||||
| 68: Allen R. Breon | Learn Nobler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 86 | 13 | 448 | |||||||||
| 69: Larry Carnahan | "Ran a Clan" Harry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 551 | 15 | 423 | |||||||||
| 70: Noah Meyerson | Honey Moaners | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 28 | 282 | ||||||||
| 71: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 1 | 440 | 66 | 169 | |||||||||
| 72: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 1 | 1 | 1 | 802 | 195 | 59 | |||||||||
| 73: Lori Wike | Wilier, OK? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5463 | |||||||||
| 74: Maja Keech | Make JC A He | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 32 | 255 | |||||||||
| 75: Neal Roach | Oracle? Nah. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5464 | |||||||||
| 76: Seth Tucker | Utters "Heck!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 866 | 61 | 174 | |||||||||
| 77: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1403 | 15 | 411 | |||||||||
| 78: April Musser Brand | Bride Spurns Alarm | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 14 | 440 | |||||||||
| 79: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 1 | 1 | 350 | 121 | 97 | |||||||||
| 80: Beth Ketzner | The Benz Trek | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1690 | 1 | 5465 | |||||||||
| 81: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 604 | 1046 | 10 | ||||||||
| 82: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1140 | 199 | 55 | |||||||||
| 83: Jeff Loren | O.J. Elf Fern | 1 | 1 | 1 | 814 | 32 | 251 | |||||||||
| 84: John Doucette | Donut-Jet Echo | 1 | 1 | 1 | 647 | 3 | 1423 | |||||||||
| 85: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 16 | 403 | |||||||||
| 86: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 119 | 99 | ||||||||
| 87: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 1 | 1 | 1 | 499 | 312 | 35 | |||||||||
| 88: Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1455 | 4 | 1033 | |||||||||
| 89: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 16 | 405 | |||||||||
| 90: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 918 | 21 | 329 | |||||||||
| 91: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 380 | 28 | ||||||||
| 92: Harvey Smith | Mr. Heavy Shit | 1 | 1 | 1 | 572 | 69 | 158 | |||||||||
| 93: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 1 | 1 | 1 | 944 | 155 | 72 | |||||||||
| 94: Rivka Liss-Levinson | Snails Involve Risk | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 16 | 402 |