(Original Tune)
Lyrics by Jonathan Jensen
Word freaks, humor geeks,
Folks whose tongues are in their cheeks,
Welcome to the Style Invitational.
Misfits, wags and wits,
Folks who laugh at naughty bits,
Here’s a show that’s fun and educational.
You will meet our leading Losers, and learn the way they think.
Take their tips and maybe you will see your name in ink.
Empress Pat, aristocrat, she’ll put out the welcome mat,
So get in line and file in,
Soon you will be smilin’,
Welcome to the Style Invitational!