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Think I'll Be Pope
(To the tune of Roger Miller's King of the Road)
Lyrics by Michael Stein
When my four years are through
I know just what to do.
Love that white satin look
I've got a Holy Book
I know that I can make it stick
Though it's gonna be quite a trick.
Even though I'm not a Catholic,
Think I'll be Pope!
Since my word they'd profane:
Excommunicatin' Maine
Is my first papal bull
And I'll be infallible!
Plus I'll make billions in that biz
Selling those indulgences.
Even though I'm not a Catholic,
Think I'll be Pope!
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