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Summertime (and the losin' is easy)
(to the tune of Summertime by one of them Gershwin fellas. I could be wrong.)
Lyrics by Dave Zarrow
Performed June 11, 2000 at the Loser Olympics
Summertime, and the losin' ain't eeeeeeeeeeeeasy
Losers jugglin', I got hit in the eye,
Her ankle's sprained, and his collabone's broken
Stop whinin' little Losers, don't you cry
Then Sarah gave warning, "Wait an hour before swimmin'"
Weatherman told you, Air's so bad you might die,
You said "Screw them warnings", all you thought of was winning,
So we've got paramedics, standing by
Instrumental verse
Summertime, and the losin' ain't eeeeeeeeeeeeasy
Losers jugglin', I got hit in the eye,
Her ankle's sprained, and his collabone's broken
Stop whinin' little Losers, don't you cry
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