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Judy's Ink Increased
(To the tune of Beauty and the Beast featured in Beauty and the Beast)
Lyrics by Duncan Stevens
Does it every time, Losers all agree:
Think you’ve got first place? Judy wins the chase,
Virtuosically.
Captions, quips and verse, sharp, to say the least,
Every Thursday noon, sure as bugs in June,
Judy’s ink: increased.
Never just the same, ever a surprise,
Were your entries poor? Judy’s weren’t, for sure,
Watch her totals rise!
Picks up her guitar for an Invite song,
You pound out a beat, think “I might compete!”
Buddy, you are wrong.
Certain as the Czar’s pants are never creased,
Prize is in the mail, NRARS tells the tale—
Judy’s ink: increased.
So we raise a beer—Loser of the Year!
Judy’s ink: increased.
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