(To the tune of A Spoonful of Sugar featured in Mary Poppins)
Lyrics by Judy Freed
When Trump is stirring up his base with all the crap he has to face,
proclaiming persecution so unfair,
'Though he will say it's all contrived, the moment has arrived.
Thank God! It's true! New Yorkers do pull through!
And a roomful of jurors helps the candidate go down.
The candidate go down, candidate go down.
Yes, a roomful of jurors helps the candidate go down
in a most delightful way.
It's hard to hit the campaign trail when you are doing time in jail.
And though it is unlikely, we can dream.
For every count -- all 34, he's guilty evermore.
Poor guy! Who knew what one affair could do?
And a roomful of jurors helps the candidate go down.
The candidate go down, candidate go down.
Yes, a roomful of jurors helps the candidate go down
in a most delightful way.