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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 31

03/12/2023 - 03/03/2024
Weeks 1528 - 1579

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1579

Links to Permanent Inkstains in blue   Rookies in green

YEAR 31 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR
AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M APPEAR-
ANCES
TOTAL
INKS
DEBUT
WEEK
CAREER
INKS
CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 4 6 4 4 123 3 1 17 9 44 171 554 1137 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 3 4 4 3 120 3 1 1 46 139 970 1020 8
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 4 3 2 5 90 5 12 9 48 130 79 2634 1
4: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 3 3 2 1 93 1 6 7 44 116 626 1883 2
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 2 2 2 91 1 3 46 102 979 1031 7
6: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. 2 4 1 1 75 1 38 84 1503 98 113
7: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel 1 2 1 2 72 36 78 1401 146 69
8: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 1 1 1 54 1 2 4 6 6 34 76 558 987 9
9: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL 1 1 2 1 57 4 4 5 41 75 604 943 10
10: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 3 2 2 62 1 38 70 1287 282 36
11: Jon Carter Jr. Ate Corn 3 2 3 55 2 1 21 66 1507 88 125
12: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 3 2 4 53 1 24 65 938 697 12
13: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater LIL 1 2 2 2 51 1 5 33 64 1051 440 20
14: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 1 3 3 42 1 5 8 33 64 7 1787 3
15: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 3 1 4 1 44 1 23 54 1326 173 59
16: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 2 1 1 4 46 28 54 1463 94 117
17: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY 3 1 1 43 1 28 49 1323 185 54
18: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 1 3 34 1 24 39 871 599 15
19: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 1 2 1 30 1 1 26 36 120 515 17
20: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY 1 1 2 2 29 19 35 1477 107 103
21: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 2 1 27 4 1 21 35 765 158 67
22: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 2 26 2 2 17 32 1482 43 203
23: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 1 1 2 26 1 1 23 32 1253 143 71
24: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 1 23 19 25 1162 102 109
25: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 1 19 14 22 1482 34 236
26: David Prevar Pravda Diver 1 3 14 1 16 19 339 451 18
27: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 1 16 11 18 1324 97 116
28: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 1 1 9 1 3 12 15 360 122 86
29: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 15 14 15 944 132 79
30: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 1 1 1 8 1 1 5 13 136 427 21
31: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 13 10 13 802 158 66
32: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 13 11 13 524 198 49
33: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 12 9 12 1324 111 100
34: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 7 1 7 10 941 215 46
35: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 10 8 10 509 310 32
36: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 2 1 6 8 10 967 26 292
37: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 9 6 9 1386 44 202
38: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 9 6 9 908 49 192
39: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 7 1 7 8 4 37 219
40: Dave Airozo A Varied Zoo 7 5 7 919 67 154
41: Frank Mann Frank-N-Man LOTY 7 5 7 996 259 37
42: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 6 1 6 7 735 53 182
43: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 1 1 5 6 7 1286 98 114
44: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 6 2 6 763 77 136
45: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 6 3 6 499 305 34
46: David Kleinbard A Kind, Drab Devil 1 5 3 6 169 136 75
47: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 4 1 5 6 310 99 111
48: Bill Dorner Boner Drill 5 1 5 6 885 159 65
49: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 1 1 1 3 5 6 1073 57 171
50: Richard Franklin Arr! Flinch In Dark! 5 1 6 6 1330 32 248
51: Ed Gordon Good Nerd 6 6 6 422 98 115
52: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 1 4 1 6 6 1005 309 33
53: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 4 2 5 708 90 122
54: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 5 2 5 1403 8 599
55: Coleman Glenn Man'll Con Gene ROTY 4 1 3 5 1439 83 129
56: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 5 4 5 212 218 45
57: April Musser Brand Bride Spurns Alarm 1 4 5 5 462 13 457
58: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 1 3 2 4 5 111 99
59: Tim Watts Twist Mat 4 2 4 918 11 499
60: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 3 3 4 440 53 181
61: Elliott Shevin Loveliest Hint 4 3 4 1202 26 289
62: Steve Geist Give Testes 4 3 4 486 5 840
63: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 1 3 4 4 30 374 27
64: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 4 4 4 945 19 366
65: John McCooey Ye Mojo Conch 1 2 1 4 4 903 112 98
66: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 4 4 4 1547 4 1149
67: Dave Garratt Ravaged Tart 3 2 3 86 86 127
68: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 3 2 3 759 28 268
69: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 3 2 3 613 51 185
70: Steven Price Never Septic 3 2 3 552 35 232
71: Steve Leifer Festive Reel 3 2 3 1409 20 345
72: Kathy El-Assal A Talky Hassle 1 2 2 3 923 74 144
73: David Franks Dark Vids Fan 3 2 3 447 20 339
74: Rick Bromberg Mock Bribe, Grr 3 3 3 1306 7 697
75: Joan Witte A Wet Joint 3 3 3 1528 3 1493
76: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 3 3 3 1195 54 179
77: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 3 3 3 900 14 429
78: Kevin Ahern Never Ink? Ha! 2 1 2 1036 10 525
79: J. Larry Schott Cry "Hart Jolts!" MIL 2 1 2 277 104 107
80: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 2 1 2 759 16 397
81: David "Stockton" Smith Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd Y1V 2 1 2 48 90 124
82: Jean Sorensen Non-Sane Jeers MIL 2 1 2 75 298 35
83: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 2 1 2 422 396 24
84: Joel Golden Jelled Goon 1 1 1 2 1079 3 1239
85: Paul Styrene Nearly Upset Y1V 2 2 2 17 92 119
86: Nan Reiner Ran Erne In ROTY LIL 1 1 2 2 877 441 19
87: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 2 2 2 50 17 383
88: Kathleen Giotta Delano Ah, Note A Godlike Talent 1 1 2 2 1213 14 434
89: Kyle Hendrickson Redneck's Holy Ink 1 1 2 2 527 114 95
90: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 2 2 439 50 190
91: Steve Bremner Verbs Enter Me 1 1 2 2 1265 13 460
92: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 1 1 2 2 1222 24 304
93: Richard Wexler Rich x Lewd = Rare 1 1 2 2 1340 7 698
94: Joanne Free Jeer One Fan 2 2 2 1005 51 186
95: Seth Christenfeld Deflects Her Hints 2 2 2 1207 4 1142
96: Al Lubran Anal Blur 1 1 2 2 1194 8 644
97: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 2 2 30 9 581
98: Diane Lucitt Titanic Duel 2 2 2 1291 23 311
99: Dan Sachs Had Scans 1 1 2 2 1548 2 2360
100: Janet Hlatky Lanky Jet Hat 1 1 2 2 1549 2 2361
101: Stephen Gold He Spelt "Dong" 1 1 2 2 777 82 133
102: Bill Jacobs I Call Job B.S. 2 2 2 1557 2 2362
103: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 2 2 2 73 1549 4
104: Pie Snelson Sleeps In, No? 2 2 2 378 93 118
105: Robert Schechter Sober Retch Retch LOTY ROTY LIL 2 2 2 931 241 42
106: David J. Zvijac Viva Acid, DJ JZ! Y1V 1 1 1 19 4 1026
107: Erik Johnson Hi, Non-Jokers Y1V 1 1 1 10 4 940
108: Joseph H. Engel "Sheep Leg" John Y1V 1 1 1 19 2 1720
109: Bob Kruger Bug Broker 1 1 1 1267 71 148
110: Chris Damm Mad Smirch 1 1 1 1042 35 235
111: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 4 1146
112: Terry Reimer Retire Merry 1 1 1 948 6 778
113: Deborah Stultz Bothers Adultz 1 1 1 1529 1 5418
114: Peg Hausman Same Hangup 1 1 1 1011 3 1448
115: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 1 1 1 447 120 89
116: Daphne Steinberg Bashing Repented 1 1 1 997 24 307
117: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 792 383 26
118: John O'Byrne Jr. By Noon, Eh? 1 1 1 334 199 48
119: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 657 5 847
120: Jeff Goldberg DJ F. Fogelberg 1 1 1 1533 1 5419
121: Andrew Hatziyannis New Insanity Hazard 1 1 1 1022 8 643
122: Doug Hembrey Humor Be Edgy 1 1 1 1400 2 2340
123: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 11 509
124: Howard Ausden E-Awards Hound 1 1 1 1375 3 1483
125: Jonathan Hardis Had a Short Ninja 1 1 1 907 74 141
126: Larry Passar Sly Rasp: "Aarr!" 1 1 1 1117 10 539
127: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 1 1 1 636 48 194
128: Maja Keech Make JC A He 1 1 1 192 31 255
129: Ed Hopkins Hind-Pokes 1 1 1 165 4 1057
130: Danielle Nowlin Nailed Linen Owl LOTY ROTY TGL LIL 1 1 1 995 391 25
131: John Winant John Want In 1 1 1 863 22 313
132: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 1 1 1 1394 8 626
133: Bruce Reynolds Nerdy Loser Cub 1 1 1 389 5 886
134: Elden Carnahan Andean Charnel HOF Y1V RPL MIL LIL 1 1 1 22 594 16
135: Cheryl Davis Cash Devilry 1 1 1 342 62 163
136: Lori Petterson Polite Snorter 1 1 1 1063 6 739
137: Marni Penning Coleman No-Name Planning Crime 1 1 1 670 44 200
138: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 128 82
139: Jack Hiles Heck, Jails 1 1 1 474 2 2056
140: Milo Sauer Sour E-mail ROTY LIL 1 1 1 441 120 88
141: Seth Brown B-W Hornets LIL 1 1 1 437 246 40
142: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 195 1096 6
143: Tim Livengood I Vomit Golden 1 1 1 485 11 507
144: Greg Johnson Jon's Egg Horn 1 1 1 679 6 768
145: Claire Keeler Leakier Creel 1 1 1 1076 2 2283
146: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 1 1 1 11 652 13
147: Cheryl White Chewy Hitler 1 1 1 660 7 686
148: Tom Shroder Me Short Rod 1 1 1 202 6 749
149: Elwood Fitzner Frozen Low Tide 1 1 1 617 103 108
150: Michael Reinemer Me, I'm Nicer Healer 1 1 1 331 29 262
151: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 1 1 1 1553 1 5420
152: Marli Melton Minor Mallet 1 1 1 1316 27 281
153: John Cherniavsky Has Jinky Chevron 1 1 1 1555 1 5421
154: Justin Stone Joins Nut Set 1 1 1 1556 1 5422
155: Alex Blackwood Cooked Wax Ball 1 1 1 1142 10 541
156: Tom Chalkley My, He'll Act OK! 1 1 1 1440 2 2351
157: Andy Pike Dinky Ape 1 1 1 649 11 498
158: Barb Sarshik Shark's Rabbi 1 1 1 565 55 174
159: Sharon Neeman Sane, Harm None 1 1 1 1276 5 929
160: Alan Hochbaum Ha! Launch A Mob! 1 1 1 422 9 568
161: Mel Loftus Elm of Lust 1 1 1 375 68 153
162: Timothy Gotwald My Tightwad Loot 1 1 1 422 3 1379
163: Cindy Clendenning Clingy End In N.C. Den 1 1 1 1561 1 5423
164: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 1 1 1 1140 180 56
165: Jack Cackler Crackle Jack 1 1 1 556 28 265
166: Peter Metrinko Pike Tormenter LIL 1 1 1 503 322 30
167: Dixon Wragg Go Grind Wax! 1 1 1 887 83 130
168: Brett Dimaio Mad Riot, I Bet 1 1 1 1333 21 337
169: Joel Cockrell Cool Cell Jerk 1 1 1 896 6 774
170: John Hutchins Unhitch Johns ROTY 1 1 1 1162 170 63
171: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 1 1 1 555 9 585
172: Scott Ableman Not Calm Beast 1 1 1 1219 4 1018
173: Dave Matuskey Must Evade Yak ROTY 1 1 1 1170 42 208