YEAR 31 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
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1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 4 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 123 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 9 | 44 | 171 | 554 | 1137 | 5 | |
2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 120 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 139 | 970 | 1020 | 8 | ||
3: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 90 | 5 | 12 | 9 | 48 | 130 | 79 | 2634 | 1 | ||
4: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 93 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 44 | 116 | 626 | 1883 | 2 | ||
5: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 91 | 1 | 3 | 46 | 102 | 979 | 1031 | 7 | |||
6: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | 2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 38 | 84 | 1503 | 98 | 113 | |||||
7: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 72 | 36 | 78 | 1401 | 146 | 69 | ||||||
8: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 54 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 34 | 76 | 558 | 987 | 9 | |
9: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 57 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 41 | 75 | 604 | 943 | 10 | ||
10: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 3 | 2 | 2 | 62 | 1 | 38 | 70 | 1287 | 282 | 36 | |||||
11: Jon Carter | Jr. Ate Corn | 3 | 2 | 3 | 55 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 66 | 1507 | 88 | 125 | |||||
12: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 53 | 1 | 24 | 65 | 938 | 697 | 12 | ||||
13: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | LIL | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 51 | 1 | 5 | 33 | 64 | 1051 | 440 | 20 | |||
14: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 42 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 33 | 64 | 7 | 1787 | 3 | ||
15: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 3 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 44 | 1 | 23 | 54 | 1326 | 173 | 59 | ||||
16: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 46 | 28 | 54 | 1463 | 94 | 117 | |||||
17: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 3 | 1 | 1 | 43 | 1 | 28 | 49 | 1323 | 185 | 54 | |||||
18: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 3 | 34 | 1 | 24 | 39 | 871 | 599 | 15 | ||||||
19: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 1 | 2 | 1 | 30 | 1 | 1 | 26 | 36 | 120 | 515 | 17 | ||||
20: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 29 | 19 | 35 | 1477 | 107 | 103 | |||||
21: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 2 | 1 | 27 | 4 | 1 | 21 | 35 | 765 | 158 | 67 | ||||||
22: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 2 | 26 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 32 | 1482 | 43 | 203 | |||||||
23: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 1 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 32 | 1253 | 143 | 71 | ||||
24: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 1 | 1 | 23 | 19 | 25 | 1162 | 102 | 109 | ||||||||
25: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 2 | 1 | 19 | 14 | 22 | 1482 | 34 | 236 | ||||||||
26: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 1 | 3 | 14 | 1 | 16 | 19 | 339 | 451 | 18 | |||||||
27: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 1 | 1 | 16 | 11 | 18 | 1324 | 97 | 116 | ||||||||
28: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 15 | 360 | 122 | 86 | ||||||
29: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 15 | 14 | 15 | 944 | 132 | 79 | ||||||||||
30: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 136 | 427 | 21 | |||||
31: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 13 | 10 | 13 | 802 | 158 | 66 | ||||||||||
32: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 13 | 11 | 13 | 524 | 198 | 49 | ||||||||||
33: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 12 | 9 | 12 | 1324 | 111 | 100 | ||||||||||
34: Melissa Balmain | Salable Animism | 1 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 7 | 10 | 941 | 215 | 46 | |||||||
35: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 10 | 8 | 10 | 509 | 310 | 32 | |||||||||
36: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 967 | 26 | 292 | |||||||
37: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 9 | 6 | 9 | 1386 | 44 | 202 | ||||||||||
38: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 9 | 6 | 9 | 908 | 49 | 192 | ||||||||||
39: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 7 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 4 | 37 | 219 | ||||||||
40: Dave Airozo | A Varied Zoo | 7 | 5 | 7 | 919 | 67 | 154 | ||||||||||
41: Frank Mann | Frank-N-Man | LOTY | 7 | 5 | 7 | 996 | 259 | 37 | |||||||||
42: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 6 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 735 | 53 | 182 | |||||||||
43: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 1286 | 98 | 114 | |||||||
44: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 6 | 2 | 6 | 763 | 77 | 136 | ||||||||||
45: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 6 | 3 | 6 | 499 | 305 | 34 | ||||||||||
46: David Kleinbard | A Kind, Drab Devil | 1 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 169 | 136 | 75 | |||||||||
47: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 310 | 99 | 111 | ||||||||
48: Bill Dorner | Boner Drill | 5 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 885 | 159 | 65 | |||||||||
49: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 1073 | 57 | 171 | |||||||
50: Richard Franklin | Arr! Flinch In Dark! | 5 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 1330 | 32 | 248 | |||||||||
51: Ed Gordon | Good Nerd | 6 | 6 | 6 | 422 | 98 | 115 | ||||||||||
52: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 1 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 1005 | 309 | 33 | |||||||
53: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 1 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 708 | 90 | 122 | |||||||||
54: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 5 | 2 | 5 | 1403 | 8 | 599 | ||||||||||
55: Coleman Glenn | Man'll Con Gene | ROTY | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1439 | 83 | 129 | ||||||||
56: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 5 | 4 | 5 | 212 | 218 | 45 | ||||||||||
57: April Musser Brand | Bride Spurns Alarm | 1 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 462 | 13 | 457 | |||||||||
58: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 111 | 99 | ||||||||
59: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 4 | 2 | 4 | 918 | 11 | 499 | ||||||||||
60: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 440 | 53 | 181 | |||||||||
61: Elliott Shevin | Loveliest Hint | 4 | 3 | 4 | 1202 | 26 | 289 | ||||||||||
62: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 4 | 3 | 4 | 486 | 5 | 840 | ||||||||||
63: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 30 | 374 | 27 | ||||||||
64: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 4 | 4 | 4 | 945 | 19 | 366 | ||||||||||
65: John McCooey | Ye Mojo Conch | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 903 | 112 | 98 | ||||||||
66: Kathy Sheeran | Yanks Heather | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1547 | 4 | 1149 | ||||||||||
67: Dave Garratt | Ravaged Tart | 3 | 2 | 3 | 86 | 86 | 127 | ||||||||||
68: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 3 | 2 | 3 | 759 | 28 | 268 | ||||||||||
69: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 3 | 2 | 3 | 613 | 51 | 185 | ||||||||||
70: Steven Price | Never Septic | 3 | 2 | 3 | 552 | 35 | 232 | ||||||||||
71: Steve Leifer | Festive Reel | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1409 | 20 | 345 | ||||||||||
72: Kathy El-Assal | A Talky Hassle | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 923 | 74 | 144 | |||||||||
73: David Franks | Dark Vids Fan | 3 | 2 | 3 | 447 | 20 | 339 | ||||||||||
74: Rick Bromberg | Mock Bribe, Grr | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1306 | 7 | 697 | ||||||||||
75: Joan Witte | A Wet Joint | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1528 | 3 | 1493 | ||||||||||
76: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1195 | 54 | 179 | ||||||||||
77: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 3 | 3 | 3 | 900 | 14 | 429 | ||||||||||
78: Kevin Ahern | Never Ink? Ha! | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1036 | 10 | 525 | ||||||||||
79: J. Larry Schott | Cry "Hart Jolts!" | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 277 | 104 | 107 | |||||||||
80: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 2 | 1 | 2 | 759 | 16 | 397 | ||||||||||
81: David "Stockton" Smith | Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd | Y1V | 2 | 1 | 2 | 48 | 90 | 124 | |||||||||
82: Jean Sorensen | Non-Sane Jeers | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 75 | 298 | 35 | |||||||||
83: Jeff Brechlin | Beef Flinch, Jr. | 2 | 1 | 2 | 422 | 396 | 24 | ||||||||||
84: Joel Golden | Jelled Goon | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1079 | 3 | 1239 | |||||||||
85: Paul Styrene | Nearly Upset | Y1V | 2 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 92 | 119 | |||||||||
86: Nan Reiner | Ran Erne In | ROTY LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 877 | 441 | 19 | ||||||||
87: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 2 | 2 | 2 | 50 | 17 | 383 | |||||||||
88: Kathleen Giotta Delano | Ah, Note A Godlike Talent | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1213 | 14 | 434 | |||||||||
89: Kyle Hendrickson | Redneck's Holy Ink | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 527 | 114 | 95 | |||||||||
90: Marc Leibert | Calmer Biter | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 439 | 50 | 190 | |||||||||
91: Steve Bremner | Verbs Enter Me | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1265 | 13 | 460 | |||||||||
92: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1222 | 24 | 304 | |||||||||
93: Richard Wexler | Rich x Lewd = Rare | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1340 | 7 | 698 | |||||||||
94: Joanne Free | Jeer One Fan | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1005 | 51 | 186 | ||||||||||
95: Seth Christenfeld | Deflects Her Hints | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1207 | 4 | 1142 | ||||||||||
96: Al Lubran | Anal Blur | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1194 | 8 | 644 | |||||||||
97: Gregory Dunn | Runner Doggy | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 30 | 9 | 581 | ||||||||
98: Diane Lucitt | Titanic Duel | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1291 | 23 | 311 | ||||||||||
99: Dan Sachs | Had Scans | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1548 | 2 | 2360 | |||||||||
100: Janet Hlatky | Lanky Jet Hat | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1549 | 2 | 2361 | |||||||||
101: Stephen Gold | He Spelt "Dong" | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 777 | 82 | 133 | |||||||||
102: Bill Jacobs | I Call Job B.S. | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1557 | 2 | 2362 | ||||||||||
103: Russell Beland | Dullness Baler | HOF LIL MIL LOTY | 2 | 2 | 2 | 73 | 1549 | 4 | |||||||||
104: Pie Snelson | Sleeps In, No? | 2 | 2 | 2 | 378 | 93 | 118 | ||||||||||
105: Robert Schechter | Sober Retch Retch | LOTY ROTY LIL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 931 | 241 | 42 | |||||||||
106: David J. Zvijac | Viva Acid, DJ JZ! | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 4 | 1026 | |||||||||
107: Erik Johnson | Hi, Non-Jokers | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 940 | |||||||||
108: Joseph H. Engel | "Sheep Leg" John | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 2 | 1720 | |||||||||
109: Bob Kruger | Bug Broker | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1267 | 71 | 148 | ||||||||||
110: Chris Damm | Mad Smirch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1042 | 35 | 235 | ||||||||||
111: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 4 | 1146 | ||||||||||
112: Terry Reimer | Retire Merry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 948 | 6 | 778 | ||||||||||
113: Deborah Stultz | Bothers Adultz | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1529 | 1 | 5418 | ||||||||||
114: Peg Hausman | Same Hangup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1011 | 3 | 1448 | ||||||||||
115: Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 1 | 1 | 1 | 447 | 120 | 89 | ||||||||||
116: Daphne Steinberg | Bashing Repented | 1 | 1 | 1 | 997 | 24 | 307 | ||||||||||
117: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 792 | 383 | 26 | |||||||||
118: John O'Byrne | Jr. By Noon, Eh? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 334 | 199 | 48 | ||||||||||
119: Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 657 | 5 | 847 | ||||||||||
120: Jeff Goldberg | DJ F. Fogelberg | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1533 | 1 | 5419 | ||||||||||
121: Andrew Hatziyannis | New Insanity Hazard | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1022 | 8 | 643 | ||||||||||
122: Doug Hembrey | Humor Be Edgy | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 2 | 2340 | ||||||||||
123: Elizabeth Kline | Likeable Zenith | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1008 | 11 | 509 | ||||||||||
124: Howard Ausden | E-Awards Hound | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1375 | 3 | 1483 | ||||||||||
125: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 1 | 907 | 74 | 141 | ||||||||||
126: Larry Passar | Sly Rasp: "Aarr!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1117 | 10 | 539 | ||||||||||
127: Steve Langer | Verse Tangle | 1 | 1 | 1 | 636 | 48 | 194 | ||||||||||
128: Maja Keech | Make JC A He | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 31 | 255 | ||||||||||
129: Ed Hopkins | Hind-Pokes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 165 | 4 | 1057 | ||||||||||
130: Danielle Nowlin | Nailed Linen Owl | LOTY ROTY TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 995 | 391 | 25 | |||||||||
131: John Winant | John Want In | 1 | 1 | 1 | 863 | 22 | 313 | ||||||||||
132: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 8 | 626 | ||||||||||
133: Bruce Reynolds | Nerdy Loser Cub | 1 | 1 | 1 | 389 | 5 | 886 | ||||||||||
134: Elden Carnahan | Andean Charnel | HOF Y1V RPL MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 594 | 16 | |||||||||
135: Cheryl Davis | Cash Devilry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 342 | 62 | 163 | ||||||||||
136: Lori Petterson | Polite Snorter | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1063 | 6 | 739 | ||||||||||
137: Marni Penning Coleman | No-Name Planning Crime | 1 | 1 | 1 | 670 | 44 | 200 | ||||||||||
138: Ward Kay | Dark Way | 1 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 128 | 82 | ||||||||||
139: Jack Hiles | Heck, Jails | 1 | 1 | 1 | 474 | 2 | 2056 | ||||||||||
140: Milo Sauer | Sour E-mail | ROTY LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 441 | 120 | 88 | |||||||||
141: Seth Brown | B-W Hornets | LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 437 | 246 | 40 | |||||||||
142: Brendan Beary | Ran Beery Band | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 195 | 1096 | 6 | |||||||||
143: Tim Livengood | I Vomit Golden | 1 | 1 | 1 | 485 | 11 | 507 | ||||||||||
144: Greg Johnson | Jon's Egg Horn | 1 | 1 | 1 | 679 | 6 | 768 | ||||||||||
145: Claire Keeler | Leakier Creel | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1076 | 2 | 2283 | ||||||||||
146: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 652 | 13 | |||||||||
147: Cheryl White | Chewy Hitler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 660 | 7 | 686 | ||||||||||
148: Tom Shroder | Me Short Rod | 1 | 1 | 1 | 202 | 6 | 749 | ||||||||||
149: Elwood Fitzner | Frozen Low Tide | 1 | 1 | 1 | 617 | 103 | 108 | ||||||||||
150: Michael Reinemer | Me, I'm Nicer Healer | 1 | 1 | 1 | 331 | 29 | 262 | ||||||||||
151: Leslie Franson | Realness of Nil | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1553 | 1 | 5420 | ||||||||||
152: Marli Melton | Minor Mallet | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1316 | 27 | 281 | ||||||||||
153: John Cherniavsky | Has Jinky Chevron | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1555 | 1 | 5421 | ||||||||||
154: Justin Stone | Joins Nut Set | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1556 | 1 | 5422 | ||||||||||
155: Alex Blackwood | Cooked Wax Ball | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 10 | 541 | ||||||||||
156: Tom Chalkley | My, He'll Act OK! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1440 | 2 | 2351 | ||||||||||
157: Andy Pike | Dinky Ape | 1 | 1 | 1 | 649 | 11 | 498 | ||||||||||
158: Barb Sarshik | Shark's Rabbi | 1 | 1 | 1 | 565 | 55 | 174 | ||||||||||
159: Sharon Neeman | Sane, Harm None | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1276 | 5 | 929 | ||||||||||
160: Alan Hochbaum | Ha! Launch A Mob! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 9 | 568 | ||||||||||
161: Mel Loftus | Elm of Lust | 1 | 1 | 1 | 375 | 68 | 153 | ||||||||||
162: Timothy Gotwald | My Tightwad Loot | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 3 | 1379 | ||||||||||
163: Cindy Clendenning | Clingy End In N.C. Den | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1561 | 1 | 5423 | ||||||||||
164: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1140 | 180 | 56 | ||||||||||
165: Jack Cackler | Crackle Jack | 1 | 1 | 1 | 556 | 28 | 265 | ||||||||||
166: Peter Metrinko | Pike Tormenter | LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 503 | 322 | 30 | |||||||||
167: Dixon Wragg | Go Grind Wax! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 887 | 83 | 130 | ||||||||||
168: Brett Dimaio | Mad Riot, I Bet | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1333 | 21 | 337 | ||||||||||
169: Joel Cockrell | Cool Cell Jerk | 1 | 1 | 1 | 896 | 6 | 774 | ||||||||||
170: John Hutchins | Unhitch Johns | ROTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1162 | 170 | 63 | |||||||||
171: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 555 | 9 | 585 | ||||||||||
172: Scott Ableman | Not Calm Beast | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1219 | 4 | 1018 | ||||||||||
173: Dave Matuskey | Must Evade Yak | ROTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1170 | 42 | 208 |