| RANK | LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR | DEBUT | TYPE |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2355 | Jeff Goldberg | DJ F. Fogelberg | 1533 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Deborah Stultz | Bothers Adultz | 1529 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Deb Grosner | Benders.org | 1523 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Madeline Lohman | Hello! I Mean, DAMN! | 1523 | And Last |
| 2355 | Jeff Newman | Name w/eff'n J | 1521 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Livingston | Violin Gymnast | 1510 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Arthur O'Dwyer | Rowdy Urethra | 1509 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Holly Rexrode | Holy Lox Erred | 1509 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Wallers | Lawn Dalliers | 1509 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Weiner | Newbie Terror | 1509 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Mayerovitch | Har At Vivid Comedy | 1506 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Stock | Dank Scot | 1504 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martin Ruddy | Did Marry Nut | 1504 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Jordan | OJ Terror Band | 1504 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert McArthur | Thumb Car Terror | 1504 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nora Gold | Long Road | 1503 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shelley Posen | She Only Peels | 1503 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joan Welsh | A Hen's Jowl | 1502 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Wakefield | Make Like Dwarf | 1501 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maria Avillo | Ravioli Lama | 1500 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cheryl Gracey | Cherry Legacy | 1499 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel Jarrell | All Rend Jailer | 1499 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maier Schreiber | I'm A Scriber Here | 1499 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mel Simoneau | Menial Mouse | 1499 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Rymsza | My Smart Oz | 1498 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Amberg | Herb Jog Man | 1496 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katherine Schaepman | Prankish Hate Menace | 1496 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harini Logan | Rhino In Gala | 1494 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Magee | I'm A Mega-Leech | 1492 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Bradley | Led Horny Jab | 1491 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Quinn | Mountin' Q | 1491 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kenneth McLeod | Condemn the Elk | 1490 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Scheiber | Archived Bees | 1490 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Harvey | May Thrive | 1489 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kira Robbins | Risk A Ribbon | 1486 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roger Webb | Brew Or Beg | 1484 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Blair | A Livid Bard | 1482 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peggy Blair | Grip By A Leg | 1482 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Bredermeier | Mere Ink Breeder | 1481 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephanie Smilay | She May Spit In Ale | 1481 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jenny Epel Muller | Jelly Penmen Rule | 1480 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leslie Atkin | Elk Litanies | 1480 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kate Nebel | Keen Bleat | 1475 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Dickinson | O! Most Ink In DC! | 1473 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Grewe | Will Re-Beg | 1473 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Deigh | Brighter Ode | 1472 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Helen Shaffer | Fear Hen Flesh | 1470 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Swift | If Wet, Skim | 1470 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary J. Kelly | My Jerk Ally | 1468 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Arnie Rosenthal | Loser In Hat Near | 1468 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alex Ezorsky-Lie | Axes Likely Zero | 1467 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Dobbyn | Bony Bit, M.D. | 1466 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Rose | Cashmere Oil | 1463 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Joseph Horgan | Shop Jargon, Eh? | 1457 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Eakin | U Ink? A Leap! | 1457 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chiara Juster | Rich Jest Aura | 1456 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1455 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lauren Shaham | Manual Rehash | 1455 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Liav Lewitt | I've Tall Wit | 1454 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Kullman | Kill Bull, Man | 1453 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | David Terry | Tardy Diver | 1453 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Ellen McGlone | Call My Melon Green | 1452 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cornelia Davies | Encased Ravioli | 1448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sequoia Geist | Quite A Ego, Sis! | 1447 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Connie Ostrowski | O! Wit Scores No Ink | 1444 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Chung | Chime Gunk | 1443 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Vigour | Oh, I Go Run J.V. | 1441 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Neal Phillips | He'll Snip A Lip | 1441 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bryana Neff | Fry Bean Fan | 1441 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Becky Ross | Ye BS Rocks! | 1440 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Lauren Mayer | Rarely An Emu | 1440 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Chalkley | My, He'll Act OK! | 1440 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adam Overett | Adore TV, Mate? | 1440 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Anderson | He Can Ride Salmon | 1438 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donald Dimitroff | Odd Mind Of A Flirt | 1437 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tony Allenye | No Yen Lately | 1437 | Abuse |
| 2355 | James Bershon | Joshes Barmen | 1436 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan Horowitz | "Who Oil Tarzan?" | 1436 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gail Wright | Alright Wig | 1435 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Eleanor Jacobson | Once A Banjo Loser | 1435 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lida Mann | Mainland | 1435 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ziva Walsh | Ha, Slav Wiz! | 1435 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suzy Gay | Gauzy Y's | 1435 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Ford | Ja, Fork DC! | 1435 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robin Ford | Din For Bro | 1435 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Rosenbaum | Unbroken Seam | 1433 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | Somber Misbegotten Ink | 1432 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karla Miller | Alarm Killer | 1431 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Elizabeth McBurney | Cement Lazier Hubby! | 1430 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Sproules | I Jump Losers! | 1429 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeremy Roth | Re-Jot Rhyme | 1425 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Davis | Savvied Ink | 1424 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Allison | Stolen Valise | 1423 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Butman | Manhunt Job | 1422 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Chris Wieman | Manic Wisher | 1422 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Tringale | I Get Lamer Ink | 1422 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John T.K. Scherch | HRH Jock Stench | 1420 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ellen Pendleton Troyer | Looney Trend Repellent | 1420 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy White | With The Yak | 1419 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Call | Call Hon "J" | 1419 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ellen Haas | All Sane, Eh? | 1417 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Julia Griffin | Frugal In Fiji | 1413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Devereux | Rude Ike Vexer | 1410 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Chris Yahnke | Cry "He Has Ink!" | 1410 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martha Powers | Warmer Pathos | 1408 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ellen Oakes | One All Seek | 1408 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Mesterson-Gibbons | Knobbing Seismometers | 1406 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Blauvelt | A Cat Lover? Bull! | 1405 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leila Boyer | Reliable, Yo | 1404 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gail Carter | Real Tragic | 1404 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Lander | Under A Pall | 1401 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen B. Mitchell | The Amblin' Clerk | 1400 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Madigan | A Pun? I Am Glad! | 1400 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Lewandowski | Won Ink As I Brawled | 1400 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anita Holmes | Has Met A Lion | 1397 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Swanda | Dawns As A Sun | 1394 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Wayne Debban | Been Bad? Yawn. | 1394 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lori Smith | Hi, Mrs. Toil! | 1394 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Bryant | BFF? Try Jean. | 1393 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Liz Siegenthaler Rubin | Hurling Lint Is A Breeze | 1391 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steven Gerstein | Seventeen Grits | 1388 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Munro Meyersburg | Summer Reborn Guy | 1386 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ande Saunders | Rudeness? Nada. | 1386 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ben Sack | Be Snack | 1385 | Win |
| 2355 | Ann Houston | Noon Haunts | 1385 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Hanisco | Shy Macaroni | 1385 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Duffy | Duly A Puff | 1384 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Lil Tompkins | Post Ink Mill | 1384 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carl Korn | Corn Lark | 1382 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kenji Thielstrom | Milk Three Joints | 1380 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Jonathan Miller | Art In John? All Me! | 1378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Wayne Wilentz | A Newly Zen Wit | 1378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Zorowitz | O, Torrid Whiz-Czar! | 1378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fiona Smith | I'm Not A Fish | 1378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan Solomon | Moans On John A Lot | 1377 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alejandro Cruz | Crazed Journal | 1374 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | H. Dudley Davidson | Hound Daddy Lives | 1373 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Davies | See Via A DVD! | 1369 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dawn Reed | Wandered | 1368 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harrison Schott | This Short Acorn | 1364 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Neil Greenberg | Reneging Rebel | 1364 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Stavrou | Ousts TV Actor | 1362 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeanne White | The Wee Ninja | 1356 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diana Guy | Guyana ID | 1355 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tango Fulham | A Manful Goth | 1354 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Deakin | Inked Karma | 1346 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Schwartz | Witch Charms Zeal | 1345 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tracy Schultz | Thy Cult's Czar | 1340 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nicole Caruso Garcia | A Rogue Iconic Rascal | 1337 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matt Tietze | Tat, Meet Zit | 1337 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eva Monastersky | Starves A Monkey | 1333 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Janine Borofka | No Banjo Freak, I | 1331 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Amy Lane | May Lean | 1330 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Gilberg | Garish Garble | 1330 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob McKenty | Neck By Tomb | 1329 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerry Lugar | Jury Glarer | 1325 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike McCumber | Muck Me, Crib Me | 1323 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gillian Smith | I'm All Insight | 1323 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Roscoe | Ocean Donors | 1323 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Greenlees | He Ogles Jenner | 1322 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ellis Burruss | Bills Userers | 1322 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Farenthold | Thin, Flavored Dad | 1321 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Maddy Vieth | Ha! My TV Died! | 1321 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patty Harbison | Tyrant Phobias | 1317 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Villani | Jam in Villi | 1317 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Theresa Rice | Cheesier Rat | 1315 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Virginia Hume Onufer | A Fire-Humoring Vein | 1314 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Noah Friedlander | Aloha, Nerd Friend | 1314 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Louis J. Phillips | Uphill, I Soil PJs | 1313 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rex Moser | Sore Mr. Ex | 1309 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Dave Conger | Governed CA | 1308 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Phil Huffy | Huff Hiply | 1307 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Neil Hartbarger | Rare Blathering | 1307 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Noonan | Macho Non-Alien | 1307 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Annie Westover | Venerates Wino | 1294 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul White | U Pile What? | 1294 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tod Cramton | On Tram To DC | 1293 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Cliff Feldwick | Cliff Few'd Lick | 1293 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Vincent | Enchants Vomit | 1287 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jessica Garber | Jeers A Big Scar | 1286 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisbeth McCarty | Mystic Rat Belch | 1285 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Summers | My Mess Can Run | 1281 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Ken Gosse | Geek's Son | 1281 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Ashkenaz | Shaken Trapeze | 1280 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dima Llanos | Dismal Loan | 1280 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jenn Phillips | Nil Help in PJs | 1278 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sue Taubenkibel | Unusable Bee Kit | 1277 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Terry Smith | Mirthy Rest | 1277 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Norcross | Censors Throb! | 1276 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matthew Sheren | The Newt Masher | 1274 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elliott Gilberg | Go, Little Gerbil! | 1274 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stacy Cloyd | Coy Dactyls | 1274 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Hughes | The Shaky Hug | 1272 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Jim Sullins | Minus Jills | 1272 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andy Gefen | Fanny Edge | 1268 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suzanne Barnhill | Zebras In A Nun Hall | 1263 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meg Winters | Swing Meter | 1263 | Win |
| 2355 | Emmah Lynch | Hmm, Lacy Hen? | 1263 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel Hall | Inhaled All | 1263 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Campbell | Pilchard Clamber | 1262 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bert Klimas | Mr. Balkiest | 1262 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Oldenburg | Grumbler and OK | 1262 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Erickson | Scary Moniker | 1261 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Wes Merchant | Wench Tamers | 1260 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elena Helming | Hemline Angle | 1255 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Schwartz | Whacks Mr. Tzar | 1255 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Schwartz | Them Wily Czars | 1255 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Wolinsky | Kindly Disavow | 1254 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mandy Worley | Wryly Moaned | 1254 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suvinay Subramanian | I Am As Sunny, Via A Burn | 1254 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Catharine Mefford | Affronted Chimera | 1253 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jeff Siperly | Jiffy Lepers | 1252 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bret Koplow | Pleb To Work | 1252 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matt Zampella | Zap Metal Malt | 1251 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Provorny | Corny Navy Porn | 1251 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Paul Milligan | Plain Gallium | 1251 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Ginensky | Gives Dandy Ink | 1250 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Susan Kaplan | Sank USA Plan | 1249 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Simon Stevens | Sits & Envenoms | 1246 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patricia Marx | Impair Car Tax | 1245 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Maureen Yacobucci | Aerobic Yucca Menu | 1243 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Barry Goodmann | No Barmy Dragon | 1231 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura Edmondson | Unsaddle A Moron | 1230 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jules Minton | Just In: Lemon! | 1229 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerry Mindes | Jeer My Rinds! | 1228 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shani Alexander | Relax, Inns Ahead | 1227 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Betsy Riley | Yes, Try Bile | 1226 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michelle Kelley | Cheek Me, I'll Yell | 1223 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Franklin | Livid And Frank | 1222 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adil Godrej | Lorded A Jig | 1222 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Baumgartner | Gaunt, Brave Dream | 1222 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Graham King | Gingham Ark | 1219 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Sam Kyung-Gun Lim | Smugly Unmaking | 1216 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Julie Kehrli | I Jeer, Uh, Kill | 1214 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rich Strimel | Mirth Relics | 1213 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Mark Pomponi | Ink Ammo Prop | 1213 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sean Doherty | Soy Adherent | 1211 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jamie Johnson | No Hajj Monies | 1211 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric LeVasseur | Classier Revue | 1211 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Jackson | USA Jock Plan | 1210 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | David "Alexandria" Smith | Invalided Sixth Armada | 1210 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martha Heiner | Therein A Harm | 1207 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Bruce Ryan | Bean Curry | 1207 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Loyd Dillon | No, Oddly Ill | 1207 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Liz Thelander | He Lent Lizard | 1207 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patricia Howard | A Whipcord Tiara | 1206 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Mike Merrigan | I, Mr. Meager Ink | 1204 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rhoda Feigenbaum | A Beheading Forum | 1202 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth McQueen | Beach Element Quiz | 1202 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maria LeBerre | A Merrier Bale | 1202 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Mironer | Mr. Iron Maker | 1195 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Fialkoff | If Folk, Diva Fad | 1195 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joseph Wilkerson | Joke Perils Shown | 1194 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lauren Foley | A Felony Lure | 1194 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Arthur C. Gackley | Cracky Laughter | 1193 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | William Liss-Levinson | Villain Sews Millions | 1187 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Margaret Stevens | Stratagems? Never! | 1185 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martin Smith | Mantis Mirth | 1185 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom A. Logan | Ol' Goatman | 1185 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David McCord | DVD c/o Mr. Acid | 1184 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Hammond | Moth Dampener | 1183 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Teitelbaum | Bicameral Outlet | 1183 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Filiatreau | Artificial Usher | 1178 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Curtis | Cubist Rill | 1178 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maria LaBerre | A Blearier Ram | 1177 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Glynn | Manly Thongs | 1176 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joy Gawen | Enjoy Wag | 1175 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Caroline Warfel | Low Carafe Liner | 1173 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charlie Dawson | Older Chainsaw | 1171 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Goins | Jingoism! | 1171 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark LeVota | Varlet Amok | 1170 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Rose Breidenbaugh | A Bungee Shorebird | 1170 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Seese | E-mails Cheese | 1169 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Swartz | Mr. Zit Jaws | 1168 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dennis Power | Posed Winner | 1167 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Totman | Mutant Opal | 1167 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frances O'Donnell | Fled Loser Cannon | 1163 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Ginsberg | Belching Mirages | 1162 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Finch | Finch Brain | 1162 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Neal Gips | Lean Pigs | 1161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Cotterman | Eternal Math Comic | 1160 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Mike Kozubek | Zombie Kukke | 1160 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lilly Welsh | Hilly Wells | 1159 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donald Ramsey | Damned Royals | 1157 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Al Larsen | Ale Snarl | 1152 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Karp | Bath Perk | 1150 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Evelyn Voorhees | Everyone Shovel! | 1143 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Miles Borrego | Gloom Berries | 1140 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James Foley | Female's Joy | 1138 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Daws | A Mild Cashew | 1137 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Parker Caldwell | Repack Lard Well | 1136 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brad Chatillion | Bronchial I.T. Lad | 1135 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Dobson | Bored Scion | 1135 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Woodward | Whew, Radical Mood! | 1134 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rob Stuart | Robust Art | 1133 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Hanlon | An Oral Hymn | 1132 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | John Baniszewski | Showbiz Ink Jeans | 1132 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Patton | Atop Advent | 1130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Neil Harris | Learn Irish! | 1130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lois Bartis | Basil Riots | 1129 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nannette Melnick | Ancient Men Knelt | 1126 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Schearer | Her Assurances | 1125 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Kieran Elsby | Brainy Leeks | 1124 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Bryan Brady | Brandy Bray | 1121 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sharla Desy | Rash Delays | 1118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Durning | Turning Dim | 1118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cynthia Chase | Achy Chanties | 1118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Kudrav | Park'd Uvula | 1118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Seth Livingstone | Vileness Tonight | 1118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Whitaker | Oh Brilliant Cad | 1115 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Gasparotti | Cardiograph Artist | 1115 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patrick Olsen | Pelican Stork | 1115 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Contompasis | Impotence Snapshots | 1113 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carmiya Weinraub | I Buy American War | 1111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chaya Shuch | Ah, Such Achy | 1107 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Larry "Silver Spring" Rubin | Snipers Blurring Rivalry | 1107 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Charles | Loser Ranch | 1106 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | K.C. Angus | Gun Sack | 1106 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charles Crockford | Clod Cracks For Her | 1106 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marsha Alter | Alarms Earth | 1106 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Stuart Denrich | Drastic Hunter | 1106 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bill Landau | I, Dull, Banal | 1106 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carole Franks | Rancor Flakes | 1103 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Salander | Shaman Leotards | 1103 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ninamarie Maragiolio | Imagine Monorail Aria | 1103 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeffrey P. Bezos | Free Fez Job Spy | 1098 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Gerstl | Grr... Terse Blot | 1094 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dinah Tabbah | Had Habit Ban | 1091 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kim Adam | Kid Mama | 1089 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Cutler | Lucky Threat | 1083 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisa Kelsey | Silky Easel | 1082 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Julie Kempton | Elite Junk Mop | 1082 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Asher Roth | Trash Hero | 1081 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Suggars | Gassy Rag Rug | 1081 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charlene Fischer Jehle | Hence, Flashier Leech Jr. | 1081 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fred Gray | Fry Grade | 1081 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Luther Jett | Let Jet Thru | 1081 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Blain | Hot Bailsman | 1080 | Win |
| 2355 | Jonathan Greene | Neaten Jargon, Eh? | 1080 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joel Golden | Jelled Goon | 1079 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jordi Parry | Rid Ropy Jar | 1077 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Durkin | Drunk Vie Ink | 1076 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Jeremy Horowitz | Jeer Woozy Mirth | 1076 | Win |
| 2355 | Claire Keeler | Leakier Creel | 1076 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan McLean | Slam Nuances | 1076 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lucy Weigel | Wee Icy Gull | 1072 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thom Link | Moth Kiln | 1072 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roxanne Roberts | Reran Boxer Snot | 1067 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Emily Auerswald | My Residual Weal | 1067 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | George Randels | Saner Doggerel | 1067 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katherine Wolf | Hot Ink Welfare | 1066 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Monrah Hammond | A Damn Honor, Hmm? | 1065 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Zoe Benfell | Belle of Zen | 1063 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rebecca Reed | Cede Cerebra | 1061 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bob Brandenburger | Barn Bedbug Reborn | 1061 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nitin Kumar | I'm In A Trunk | 1061 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Sheppard | Her Damp Spark | 1061 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fred Axmacher | Charmed Faxer | 1060 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew McLean | Warm, Clean End | 1059 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nick Culp | Click Pun | 1058 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Craig Ruth | Cigar Hurt | 1057 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Goldberg | Jack Bled Grog | 1057 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura Remaly | A Laurel Army | 1056 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dale Newbury | Weary Bundle | 1056 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jean Smith | Thine Jams | 1056 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lydia Cade | Aced Daily | 1055 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jesse Ellis | Seises Jell | 1052 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelley Rogers | Sleeker Glory | 1050 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Barnes | Besmear Ink | 1050 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cate Magennis Wyatt | Manage Witty Stance | 1050 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Polillo | Phallic Mole Oil | 1048 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Edlund | Alluded Pun | 1048 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James Adler | Jam Dealers | 1044 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diane Yamini | Any Mini-Aide | 1044 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Byers | Dry Bees | 1043 | Honorable-Mention Section Name |
| 2355 | Joel Malkin | A Jello Mink | 1043 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rachel Tuxford | Charred To Flux | 1042 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Rosen | Boner Sorter | 1038 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eileen Booth | Beeline Hoot | 1036 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | David Bruskin | Bad Kind Virus | 1036 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Roberta Dobbins | Broadest Ribbon | 1035 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Levon Buller | Revel On Bull! | 1035 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stan Breedlove | Beans Revolted | 1035 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Russell Goldflam | Old Frugal Smells | 1033 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Samantha Firebaugh | Ambush Father Again | 1031 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Neighborgall | Oh, Lingering Ballad! | 1030 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stan Capper | Pecan Parts | 1030 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chuck Blahous | Has Bulk Couch | 1028 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suzanne Austin-Hill | Unleash Zinnia Lust | 1027 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Samantha Poyer | Moaner's Apathy | 1027 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bryan Mitra | Brainy Mart | 1026 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Page Styles | Spy Eaglets | 1026 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeanette Donovan | Donate One Jet Van | 1026 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Stackpole | Collapse Kaput | 1025 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Laurie Kelly | A Likely Rule | 1025 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel Gutierrez | Energized Ritual | 1024 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Morrison | Monitor Rims | 1022 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sheila Ratcliffe | Relish a Facelift | 1022 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charley Noel | Holy Cleaner | 1021 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Moretti | I, Tormentor | 1020 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Calhoun | Staunch Moolah | 1018 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Will Murtha | Mullah Writ | 1018 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Dziublenski | Zounds! Jibe-Like! | 1016 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | C.W. Johnson | NW, NC HoJos | 1016 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Kephart | Park Heretic | 1016 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sara Page Podolsky | Spooky Parade Gals | 1015 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Natalie Beary | Yea, Trainable | 1013 | Win |
| 2355 | Michael Solano | Llama Cohesion | 1011 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Beck | Breakneck | 1010 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Lynn Brenneman | Mr. Len Ben Nanny | 1010 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Martin Angebranndt | Ban Remnant Trading | 1010 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marilyn London | Old Moral Ninny | 1009 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Tzvia Berrin-Reinsten | Reinvent Bizarre Snit | 1008 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Craig Whitaker | Geriatric Hawk | 1007 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Judy Livingston | Vinyl Donuts Jig | 1007 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eileen Brandy | Earned Byline | 1007 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Marx | Car Mixer | 1007 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ann Bietsch | Satin Bench | 1007 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew Heyman | Damn Anywhere | 1006 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrea Schmahl | Harem and Clash | 1005 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meagan Keefe | Gee, Fake Name | 1005 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kristine DeWitt | Kinder, Wittiest | 1005 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Silversmith | Avid Drivelsmiths | 1005 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Walker | Walked? Ran! | 1005 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Lasner | Clears Nanny | 1004 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steven Discenza | Can-Sized Events | 1003 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Ed Rader | Re-Adder | 1003 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Nemo | Named Lion | 1003 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harry Gross | Gross, Harry! | 1003 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Binseel | Semi-Blarney | 1003 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Beach | Mice Bath | 1002 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Gove | Grooven | 1002 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Noffke | Nee "F--k", no, "F--k!" | 1002 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Vera Huffman | Have Farm Fun | 999 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Molnar | Mr. "No Deal" | 998 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Gerry Ives | Rye Givers | 998 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marna Gettleman | Lament A Garment | 997 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Howard Zahalsky | Low Shaky Hazard | 996 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Oliver Crown Williams | Lowlier Criminal Vows | 994 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Hamblin | An "LBJ" On Him | 994 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donald Brinson | Blond Andirons | 991 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Huber | Hone Hub Jr. | 990 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Owen Hammett | What Memento? | 988 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Sampliner | Raspy Maligner | 987 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Ferguson | Censure For Bug | 986 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Elly Lampner | Men All Reply | 986 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Whitworth | Wroth with John | 983 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Zadoc-Lee Kekuewa | Doze, Cue Weak Leak | 980 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anne Paulin | An Alien Pun | 980 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daria Zahalsky | Dark, Hazy Alias | 979 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Atkins | Natty Khakis | 979 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lorraine Gibson | Original Boners | 977 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Rebecca Thomas | Cobra Machetes | 977 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Crowe | Cower, John | 977 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shehzil Zahid | Hid sizzle. Hah. | 977 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelsey Vaughn | Hunky Selvage | 977 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Clements | Men Lack Terms | 977 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tammy Clements | Clammy Men Test | 977 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Gustafson | Short Faun Sagas | 976 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elva Salcedo | Locals Evade | 976 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark L. Reese Jr. | Male Jerk Errs | 975 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sally Sieracki | Sickly Aerials | 975 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marion Shore | Erosion Harm | 974 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Colleen Murphy | Lunch Employer | 974 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerome Betts | Mere Job Test | 974 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fred Dixon | Fox-Ridden | 973 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Innis | Inimical Hens | 973 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathleen Schindler | Channelled The Risk | 973 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Leen | NJ Elf Fee | 972 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Carol Applegate | Propagate A Cell | 971 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Ruthie Haynes | Hirsute Hyena | 971 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Williams | I'll Swim Chairs | 971 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diego Pedulla-Smith | Multiplies Godhead | 971 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Basil Ransome-Davies | I Am a Brave Solidness | 970 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kate Fitzgerald | Freaked At Glitz | 970 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jan D. Hodge | God 'n' Jehad | 970 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Greenwell | Rebelling Well | 970 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.D. Smith | DJT's Him | 970 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Duane Douglass | Dual-Use Gonads | 969 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sammy Thompson | Momma's Pythons | 969 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Laufer | More Fault | 968 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Mark Pearson | Karma Person | 968 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | I. Michael Snyder | Inches Dreamily | 967 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carly Ball | All Cry Lab | 965 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alex Mantle | LA Latex Men | 965 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nando Amabile | Abandon Email | 964 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alida DeCoster | Deadlier Tacos | 963 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hal Crawford | Choral Dwarf | 963 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sam Kobor | Okra Mobs | 963 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Arika Seymour | Our Yak Armies | 962 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Toni Smiley | Nosey Limit | 961 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Phyllis Rudnick | Dull, Chirpy Inks | 960 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fazli Sameer | Lifer Amazes | 958 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerry Deily | I Jeer Dryly | 958 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Wales | Lawmakers | 958 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Muldrow | DC Humor Swirl | 958 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alasdhair Campbell | A Placard Labels Him | 956 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shannara Johnson | John Ran Hosannas | 956 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shoba Nayar | Bony Sahara | 956 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Bergen | Me Beg Inker | 955 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth "Vienna" Miller | Nimble Lavaliere Zenith | 954 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Benjamin Yeager | Big Jane Eyre Man | 953 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan Latroy | Natty Rajah Loon | 953 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roger Carignan | Groaning Racer | 951 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mardy Grothe | Rhymed Argot | 949 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kirk Conover | Rock Over Ink | 949 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Cumberland | Number Medically | 949 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Betsy Curtler | Berry Cutlets | 947 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ash Carter | Cat Sharer | 946 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marty Bernstein | Tannery Timbers | 945 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Valerie Dykstra | Dreary Slave Kit | 945 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Annie Dykstra | Read Nasty Ink | 945 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Deb Dawkins | Web Adds Ink | 945 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rebecca Wrenn | Been Narc Crew | 945 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | L. Suzanne Gordon | A Dozen Long Runs | 944 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diana Todd | Did No Data | 944 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Ruml | Uh, LMNO? | 943 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barry Kistler | Library Treks | 942 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chetan Sabnis | Cans Absinthe | 941 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Diane Carr | Nice Radar | 941 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carole Long | Cellar Goon | 941 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ernst Mayer | Smear Entry | 940 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeremy Porto | More Pert Joy | 940 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel Pollack-Pelzner | Zealand Prickle Pollen | 939 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Allen Clark | Lank Caller | 938 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | LeRoy LaRoche | Cohere Orally | 938 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Klocek | Lock Kebob | 938 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jo Ann Staebler | No Banal Jester | 936 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gene Hartis | Grease This! | 936 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Keating | Dated A Viking | 936 | And Last |
| 2355 | Jason Dorpinghaus | Hid Pagan Sojourns | 935 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sheila Randall | Alias: Hall Nerd | 934 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Shafer | Fear Horns | 933 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Zona Douthit | Had Ouzo Tint | 933 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Hertzler | Lets Hazers Run | 933 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Long | Long John | 933 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meg Smith | Hmm... I Gets. | 932 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fred Singerman | Mad Ferns Reign | 929 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Benjamin Blanchard | Man-Brand Jail-Bench | 926 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hampton DeJarnette | Potent Jam Adherent | 925 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Klann | Kind Vandal | 925 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Barnidge | Emoting Bard | 924 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Allie Kay | Lay Alike | 924 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Kelley | He Plenty Sleek | 923 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Schildkreit | Devilish Dad Trick | 922 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | William Lasser | Swell Airmails | 922 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Bilsborough | Hurl Boob Joshing | 921 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.S. Hedegard | Jr. Had Edges | 917 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lindsey Elling | Silly Needling | 917 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Yvonne Yoerger | Ornery Ego Envy | 917 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matt Egan | Tame Gnat | 917 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Tansey | Vanity Knees | 915 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sharon Kaltwasser | Wrathless Anoraks | 915 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rachel Depo | Older Peach | 914 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jennifer Thornton | Ninth Jeer on Front | 914 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nannette Lanham | Halt, Antenna Men! | 914 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Glass | Slag Marks | 914 | And Last |
| 2355 | Angela Dale | Algae-Laden | 914 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Heather Hancock | The Nacho Hacker | 913 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Braceland | A Calendar Job | 913 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Rivera | Irish Carver | 912 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Molly Kelley | Lolly Meekly | 912 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rachel Braun | A Real Brunch | 910 | Win |
| 2355 | Paulette Rainie | Petunia Atelier | 910 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dorothy Rubin | Horrid Bounty | 910 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James Alper | Jape Realms | 909 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Catherine Howell | Waterhole Lichen | 909 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suzanne Cross | Crazes Nuns So | 906 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Oldach | A Bold Chill | 904 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nathan Lindsey | Deny Inhalants | 904 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sande Brecher | Nerd Breaches | 904 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lynda Gattozzi | Gloat, Dizzy Ant! | 904 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Rubenstein | Unprintable Use | 904 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John J. Dobbins | Bind John's Job | 903 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anne Holsinger | Halogen Sinner | 903 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sam Wheeler | Me, A Welsher? | 902 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harry Glazer | Grrr, A Lazy He! | 900 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Becky Prosky | Perky Sky Cob | 900 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rylan Gottron | Glory, Not Rant | 897 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Amy Argetsinger | Strange Imagery | 894 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Mike Braton | Bat Moniker | 894 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Howard Stevens | Harvested Snow | 894 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Levy | Milky Eve | 893 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frank Byrns | Ban R.R. Fynks | 893 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daria Panichas | Rapid as a Chain | 893 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Johnson | Shod Djinn Ova | 892 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Stein | Teen Priest | 891 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Phil Wilbur | Will Burp "Hi" | 890 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Dere | Belize-Hearted | 889 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alexandra Bennett | Drab Telex Antenna | 888 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jim Richardson | Disharmonic Jr. | 888 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jacqui Brown | Jib Qua Crown | 887 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Angel LaCanfora | A Large Can O' Flan | 887 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Kenneth Harkavy | Hark, Hanky Event! | 885 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Ethan Black | Bleach Tank | 885 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Rich Abdill | Rabid Chill | 885 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gospel Music Channel | No Scum Escaping Hell | 884 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Frank Chimero | Hack Informer | 879 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Katherine Stinson | Hastens Into Inker | 875 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ann Walker Smalley | Klansman Ewe Rally | 875 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jennifer Fleming | Men Jig Fennel Fir | 875 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christian Hettinger | The Enriching Artist | 874 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Brendan Williamson | Animal Blinders, Now! | 873 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jacki Moonves | I Convoke Jams | 872 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patricia Bartolillo | Broil Apolitical Rat | 871 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Deborah Gilbert | The Drab Obliger | 871 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Judy Kramer | A Jerky Drum | 871 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nick Dyen | DC Ink Yen | 871 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carla Haus | A Hula Scar | 871 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Peck | Meek Pick | 870 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barry Blechman | Army-Bran Belch | 869 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Vanko | Oval Blink | 867 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Lopez | Spore Zilch | 864 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Arthur Gardner | Had Rarer Grunt | 864 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Gilliam | Mild Garlic Hair | 864 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John English | Shh! No Jingle | 864 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sharon Disque | Squashed Iron | 863 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jennifer Birsa | Ninja's Briefer | 863 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Wesman | Blaze Anthemwise | 863 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Les Holmes | Hello, Mess | 861 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Darren Chamblee | Enabled Charmer | 860 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Rusk | Rub, Sucker! | 858 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jenny Boelter | Nobly Net Jeer | 858 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lawrence O'Connor | Now A Role Concern | 858 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Stephenson | Spent Johnson, Eh? | 858 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Gardiner | Daring Remark | 858 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Juan Perez | Ran Up, Jeez! | 856 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Foster | Jet Off, Serf | 855 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ray Gardiner | Dairy Ranger | 854 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Willard Goodman | Wild Angora Mold | 853 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tracy Griggs | Craggy Grits | 853 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joey Carlton | Jet-Car Loony | 852 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Coyne | OK, Nice Envy | 852 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jean Berard | Rear End Jab | 851 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shirley Dykstra | Sly Tardy Hikers | 849 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Don Hauptman | Damn Tuna Hop! | 849 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Woodbury | Two Bed Voyeurs | 848 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Paul Buckley | Yuk-Culpable | 848 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hal Handerson | Ah, Loner's Hand | 846 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charles Miehm | I'm Sham Lecher | 845 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Myra Mann | N-Man Army | 843 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel Bunce | Indunceable | 842 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Larry Meyer | Merry Layer | 841 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Ward | Darn Wad | 841 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Hamilton | Jam Of Thin Elf | 840 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Jean Traub | Butane Jar | 840 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Grace Gray | Craggy Ear | 839 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carl Zirkle | Czar Killer | 839 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Russell Riley | Surlier Yells | 839 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martin O'Connor | Corn Nominator | 839 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Miku | I'm Dual Ink | 837 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | D'Juan Nash | A Nun's Hadj | 837 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jane Frank | Jerk 'n' a Fan | 835 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth O'Neill | I Be In Zealot Hell | 834 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ryan Van Alstyne | A Navel's Tyranny | 834 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kat Nove | Oaken TV | 833 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Cortes | Ancestor Rib | 833 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kallen Dun | Nuked 'n' All | 833 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joel Lipman | I Jam Pollen | 832 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Celeste Robinson | Nosecone Blister | 832 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Cline | Nice Relic | 831 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Fusco | Foot Scum | 830 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Pettit | Jet Tit Imp | 829 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan Rosenthal | Anneal Harlots | 828 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fran Pfeffer | Rare FFFF Pen | 827 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Terry Gerace | Grey Caterer | 826 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sofia Campoamor | Spoof Mica Aroma | 826 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Max Pieper | Prime Apex | 826 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Scocca | Occam's Cot | 823 | Third Place |
| 2355 | L. John Martin | I Jolt'n, Harm'n | 823 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diana Salowe | Idea? Now? Alas! | 823 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katie Maddocks | Stacked Mikado | 822 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Colton | Toothy Clank | 821 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mario Roederer | Eerier Arm Odor | 819 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Riley Holzberlein | I'll Zero Her Byline | 819 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tara Hagenbrock | Go, Aberrant Hack! | 819 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Angela Gonsorcik | Cool, Ranking Sage | 818 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marsha Harvey | A Very Harsh A.M. | 817 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Donnelly | Honestly? Lead Pen. | 817 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Eichorn | Minor Hacker | 815 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Peter Segall | Get A Speller! | 815 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pam Freedman | Damn Pram Fee | 814 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Contompasis | Messy Compilation | 814 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sam Engel | Melanges | 813 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jean Stewart | Entreat Jaws | 812 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martin Heath | Hath Raiment | 812 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Toni Gagnon Ross | Anoints Gorgons | 811 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carolyn Guy | Ugly Crayon | 810 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Christopher Washburn | Worship Thru Branches | 810 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barbara Standridge | Arbitraged Sandbar | 810 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Maloof | Folio Charms | 810 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pam Freeman | Free Map, Man! | 810 | Honorable-Mention Section Name |
| 2355 | Tom Murphy | Trophy Mum | 809 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter McMenamin | Encampment Mire | 809 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Safavian | Diva's Avian Fad | 809 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Craig Damrauer | Cigar Marauder | 807 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Patrick Murray | Army Truck Pair | 807 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Timothy Cain | Hot Intimacy | 807 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Binswanger | Avid Band Swinger | 807 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jay Levitt | Jetty Vial | 806 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Ann DeMart | Mad Tanner | 806 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matthew G. Wagner | Twang Threw Game | 806 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrea Birch | A Rancid Herb | 805 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marlene Cohen | Eel Anchormen | 805 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Raishad Hardnett | Trained Hardhats | 804 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ben Consilvio | Novel Bionics | 804 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dale Hill | Dial Hell | 804 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | A.E. Casey Hermanson | Once Means Hearsay | 803 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kyle Petrick | Rickety Kelp | 803 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Urban | Batman's Hour | 802 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jennifer Jones | J.J. Refines Neon | 801 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | John Mulholland | Almond John Hull | 801 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jackie Dobranski | Kind Airbase Jock | 799 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Collins | Concurs Libel | 799 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Wendy Epstein | Spewed Ninety | 795 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Kevin Welber | Like New Verb | 795 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Philip Strub | Publish Trip | 794 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frank Parente | Rent Freak Pan | 792 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patrick Smith | Thick Armpits | 792 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Dixon | Do No Jinx | 792 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Michael Schechtman | Catch Hemline Chasm | 791 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Leichtnam | Carnal Ink Theme | 791 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Petrick | Deck Tripe | 791 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ira Ginsberg | Big Earrings | 790 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Love | Keen Valor | 789 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leo Agan | No Algae | 789 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frederick Mitsdarfer | Refaced Drifter Smirk | 787 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dominic Nooney | Coney Dominion | 787 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Heinze | Hey, A Zinger! | 787 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Arch Lamont | Carnal Moth | 786 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | The Charter School Students | Chortles At The Short Dunces | 782 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meredith Brown | Browned Hermit | 782 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sean Dolan | Neon Salad | 782 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ankit Srivastava | Avatar Inks Vista | 780 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Zak Kemenosh | Hoke Zen Mask | 779 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Joy Taylor | Lay Rot Joy | 778 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Matthew Stanfield | Animated Twelfths | 778 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edward Peck | Wrecked Pad | 777 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kaye Washington | Wheat Agony Inks | 776 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leila Leoncavallo | All Leave Colonial | 776 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisa Marier | Liar Armies | 773 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Michelle Pangallo | Male Pinochle Gall | 773 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brent Spence | B.S. Pen Center | 773 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sue Pierce | Eerie Cups | 772 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Karen Zachary | A Cranky Hazer | 772 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beverly Ellis | Bill Severely | 772 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Lusto | So Curl Shit | 771 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Mack | Mocks Tact | 770 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Arnold | A Darn Rich Lord | 769 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stu Newman | Wants Menu | 769 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patrick Kelly | Talky Prickle | 768 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Hauser | Sauna Herd | 768 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Victor Lee | Covert Lie | 768 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Howie Kallem | Homelike Law | 766 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Sharon Riley | Rosy Inhaler | 766 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Hansen | Them Hosannas | 764 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Sam Ackerman | Ace Marksman | 764 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Fisher | Frisky Heath | 763 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Roberts | Rods Vibrated | 763 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Justice | Snot Jaundice | 762 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Seth Walton | Snot Wealth | 762 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Crow | Comic Whaler | 762 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Malinowski | Dim Ink Disavowal | 760 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Ken Washington | Wakens Nothing | 760 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Anne Harrison | An Iran Nosher | 760 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Alyssa Glomb | Basally Smog | 760 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Neff | Eff Many | 759 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Martin | Mint Camelhair | 759 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Jackson | Ink Jams Coke | 759 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Jo Sweeney | Enjoy Warm Eyes | 759 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | The Empress | Press Theme | 759 | And Last |
| 2355 | Harry Rosenberg | Rosy Herb Ranger | 756 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Warren Rudman | Damn War Rerun | 756 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christopher Short | Her Rich Shortstop | 754 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kim Zelonis | Miz "Lose Ink" | 753 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Kelton Vincent | Convent Tinkle | 753 | Win |
| 2355 | Michael Platt | Lethal Impact | 753 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim McClellan | MJ Calm in Cell | 752 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lynn Hunt | NY NHL Nut | 751 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matthew Davis | Am Shaved Twit | 750 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Shirl Walley | Silly Whaler | 750 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maxine Taylor | Moral Anxiety | 750 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sally Guardia | A Guild Salary | 750 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | CeCe Williams | Willie's Mecca | 750 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Emory | Boy Miller | 750 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Garas | Arab Bogs | 750 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Samart Kantaweat | Wasn't a Karate Mat | 749 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Alistair Beck | Bleak Satiric | 749 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | George Selby | Boggler Eyes | 749 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sue Fialkoff | Fake, If Fouls | 748 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jan Stoehr | Honest Raj | 748 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Coilin Owens | Colonies Win! | 748 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roberta Wilkes | Workable Tires | 747 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Milam | A Mild Man | 746 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Sullivan | Alumni Volts | 744 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Hillel Weinberg | Hell-Brewing Lie | 744 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Claire Center | Neater Cleric | 743 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Sheehan | He, Jeans Hack | 741 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Erica Hartman | Rather Maniac | 740 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ted Theofanos | Tone-Deaf Host | 738 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Miranda Longstreth | Smart, Loathing Nerd | 736 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Magliozzi | Zoom! I Am Glitz! | 736 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ray Magliozzi | O! I Am A Grizzly! | 736 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rob Caskey | Creek Boys | 734 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carson Miller | I'm All Corners | 733 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Dean | A Naked JC | 732 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meghan Colosimo | Magic Moon Holes | 731 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ned Stone | Not Dense | 729 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suzanne Colilla | Ill On Suez Canal | 728 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Glaser | Elk's Anger | 727 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fiona Burke | OK, Be Unfair! | 726 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Olivia Walch | I Will A Havoc | 724 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lance Becker | Be Elk Cancer? | 724 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerry Gumbiner | Grim Juneberry | 724 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Zachary May | Hay Yam Czar | 722 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Xandra Zamora | Darn Zax Aroma! | 722 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Evan Allgood | A Golden Oval | 721 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Wiesman | Rages, May Win | 719 | Revised Title |
| 2355 | Nora Achrati | Tiara Anchor | 719 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Merriman | Mr. Main Remark | 717 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Byers | Snakeberry | 717 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lawrence Miller | I'm Well 'n' Clearer | 717 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Anne Nichols | Lemons In Anarchy | 717 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Wright | Laugh, Twirp! | 717 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pete Marshman | Man, He Tampers! | 717 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Walterjervis Sheffield | Vile, Stiff, Harder Jewels | 715 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Ross Shepard | Phrase Dross | 714 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Becky Moyer | Key Boy, Mr. EC | 714 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eldonna Edwards | Dead Landowners | 714 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stuart Berlin | Latrine Burst | 708 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Urban | Sauna Burns | 707 | Honorable-Mention Section Name |
| 2355 | Rory Ewins | Wry Senior | 707 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Gowen | Ink-Wog, Even | 704 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ronald Semone | Same Londoner | 702 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Mike Livingston | Ink-Loving Items | 702 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fred Ruckdeschel | Crushed, Freckled | 702 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Verenda Smith | Inverted Sham | 701 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Korenthal | Oh Man! Jerk Lit! | 701 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Armani Steele | Manlier Tease | 700 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Danny Groner | No Angry Nerd | 700 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Janet Alexandrow | A Tanner, Waxed J-Lo | 699 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elaine Gillespie | I Spiel Alien Glee | 699 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ann Davie | In Nevada | 699 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Desson Thomson | Son's Hot Demons | 696 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Lenny Levy | Envy 'n' Yell | 696 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Gordon | O! Not Mr. God! | 696 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Erika Wilson | Swankier Oil | 696 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Clewett | The Clown Jet | 696 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Kolbert | The Zebra-Like Blot | 694 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Allison Bucca | Sub-Laconical | 694 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Stimson | Mint Jissom | 693 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | John Maynard | Jar On My Hand | 692 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jerry Miatech | Eject Mr. Hairy! | 691 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Julie Thatcher | The Curt Elijah | 691 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Mountfort | No Mutant On Ford | 691 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Duchess Swift | Sew Fish-Ducts! | 688 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Liz Fuller | I Lullz Ref | 688 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Elise Neuscheler | Rules Cheese Line | 688 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Doug Watson | Goat Wounds | 688 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tiairra Jackson | An OK Satiric Raj | 688 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Rooney | O! Need Ovary! | 688 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katherine Duke | The Kind Eureka | 688 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Norum | Smut? O, Never! | 688 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Schachter | Her John's Catch | 687 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Howard Wachspress | SOS! Shrewd, Raw Chap | 687 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hopi Auerbach | Epic Brouhaha | 686 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Michael Canty | An Itchy Camel | 686 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jan Hyatt | Ah! A NJ TTY! | 686 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | T. Blossom | Moss Blot | 684 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mick Cranston | Con-Man Tricks | 684 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Smith | Misty Ham | 684 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Cottrell | Lt. Jolt Crime | 684 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan Garlett | Gallant Tear | 682 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jay Labov | Lava By Jo | 682 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joseph Barnard | Sharp Red Banjo | 682 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jane Patton | O! Jap Tenant! | 682 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michaela Hoenig | Home Again, Chile | 682 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Hafer | Hot Frame | 681 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Dunn | Ranked Nun | 679 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fran Pryluck | Flunk Par, Cry | 676 | Win |
| 2355 | Douglas Palmer | Old Maple Sugar | 675 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Lewis | Wilder Chairs | 674 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Beckerman | Keen CB Tamperer | 673 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Fred Winter | Ferret Wind | 673 | Win |
| 2355 | Jonathan Kang | Thank Ana 'n' Jog | 672 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Doughten | Tough Old Machine | 672 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alexander Mitchell IV | Extreme Vanilla Child | 672 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kim Herman | Ink Hammer | 672 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Bracey | Yank Cerebra | 671 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Press | Harmless Epic | 669 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jer Gallay | A Jelly Rag | 668 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Clare Brown | Blown Racer | 668 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark McGovern | Mock German RV | 666 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Ed Stolar | Dat Loser! | 666 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Betsy Storck | Trek By Scots | 663 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rochelle Zohn | HRH Cello Zone | 662 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Hank Weilevy | Hey! Evil Wank! | 661 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Matthew McCollum | Mammoth Clew Cult | 661 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Heather Trew | Threat? Where? | 661 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Grey Maggiano | I Am An Orgy Egg | 661 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerilyn Schweitzer | Enrich Ritzy Jewels | 661 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Troy Siemers | Messy Rioter | 659 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Organek | Ark Monk Rage | 659 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | April Albertine | Liberal Painter | 657 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark McDowell | Calm Mr. Lewd, OK? | 657 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jane McDowell | Cold Man-Jewel | 657 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Rothandler | Help! The Drones Rant! | 656 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Presswood | Raw, Droopy Mess | 655 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alison Franklin | Ink Rainfall, Son! | 655 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Goodyear | Gooey Dim Raj | 654 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Devlin | Evil Din, LLB | 654 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lucy Brennan-Levine | Clever Nubile Nanny | 654 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Julie Klavens | Nukes All Jive | 653 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Stamper | Trapeze Slime-Bath | 653 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katelynn Kem | Kneel, My Tank | 652 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Rogers | Re-Jogs Horn | 652 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike McNeil | Ice Milkmen | 652 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Fischer | Fever's Itches | 652 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Selma Mathias Ferris | Fresh As Materialism | 652 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Candadai Madhavan | Cad Had Diva Manana | 652 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martyna Fox | Foxy Mantra | 650 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna LaBranche | Handlebar Canon | 650 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan Markoff | Jr. Homo Kaftan Fan | 648 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lydia Nicola | Can Oil Daily | 645 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sharyn Kilderry | Rashly Dryer Ink | 645 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Bill Davis | Livid Slab | 644 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harvey Levy | Ah, Very Levy | 644 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hannah Easley | He Anneals Hay | 643 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Helen Stone | Lenten Hose | 642 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Janelle Diamond | Joined Lame Land | 641 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Chuck Sims | Chick Sums | 641 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jennifer Lynch | Lynch Free Jinn | 641 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrea Balinson | Red Banana Loins | 641 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Tweddell | Twiddle Melt | 641 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gail Mackiernan | Creaking Animal | 641 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lynn White | Newly Thin | 641 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew Cook | Wacko Drone | 639 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Robert Gluck | Trucker Glob | 638 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Parsons | His Porn Scars | 637 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Martin | Breath Mint | 635 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Michael Bobrik | Like A Rich Bomb | 634 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Debi Marsh | Mesh Braid | 633 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Russ Cooper | Our Corpses | 631 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sue Richardson | Hardcore Sinus | 631 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | B.J. Alexander | Bend Jar Axle | 630 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Jonathan Groner | Neat Horn Jargon | 629 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Glenn Smoak | Lank Gnomes | 629 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Carlson | Cleaner Sport | 628 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | George Demas | Merge Dosage | 628 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Graham | Mega-Hard | 627 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Troop | Do Pronto | 626 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gordon Jones | No Drones Jog | 625 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matthew Cole | Comet Wealth | 625 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katherine Burke | Rebuke Ink Hater | 625 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ryan Poston | No Post Yarn | 625 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Thompson | Plinth Blooms | 625 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Melissa Anne Taylor | Nasal Loser Amenity | 624 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Hogg | G-go Bob H.! | 624 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John McNamara | Anchorman Jam | 623 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Perrye Proctor | Proper Rectory | 623 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Art Chimes | Remit Cash | 619 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Phil Berardelli | Ha! Ill-Bred Peril | 618 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jessie Thorpe | Jet Hop Series | 618 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Allen | A Dill Rancher | 618 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Keith | Hi, Meek Kit | 617 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Jones | Banjo Siren | 615 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brayton Bigelow | Wrote Baby Lingo | 614 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Barlow | Mayor Brawl | 613 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Maring | Arming John | 613 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lawrence Dusold | Wed Unclad Loser | 613 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Josh Milner | Sir John Elm | 613 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Greene | Nepenthe Serge | 612 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Sharon Seeger | Enrage Horses | 612 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Kervina | Rich Ink Saver | 610 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Caldwell | Call Bill Lewd | 610 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Wunji Lau | Unjaw Uli | 610 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisa Linske-O'Connell | Local Ink Loneliness | 608 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Hope Linske-Rice | Pickles Heroine | 608 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michelle Weltman | Melt Machine Well | 608 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Farhi | Flu Pariah | 607 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Vince Drayne | Cannery Dive | 607 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kimmarie Kryscnski | Kiss My Karmic Inker! | 607 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Gardner | Gravid Dander | 605 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Schuyler Clemente | Cycle Helmet Runes | 605 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Franz | Rad Van Fez | 605 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tacey Mullen | Cue Mentally | 604 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Vervena | Raven and Oven | 604 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Barrett | Bare Jotter | 604 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Rawlinson | Onward, Invalids! | 604 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Witt | Did Wit Vat | 603 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jan Stowell | Wants Jello | 602 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mitchell Singer | Chills Regiment | 602 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bertram Lowi | Embroil Wart | 602 | Anti-Invitationals |
| 2355 | Kerry Thorn | Try, Err, Honk | 601 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Cogen | Mock Anger | 599 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Mitchell Cohn | Chic Then Moll | 598 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jay Brown | Wry Banjo | 598 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Mullinax | Blue Climax! Run! | 597 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alyson Yee | Nay, Ye Lose | 596 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stevens Miller | Nerviest Smell | 595 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Moore | One Acronym | 595 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anne Lange | Glean An "En" | 595 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emilie Bruchon | Imbue Chlorine | 594 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jim Getz | Zit Me, JG! | 594 | Win |
| 2355 | Jeff Boulier | Fuel Job Fire | 594 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sean Bezdicek | Bedeck Zanies | 594 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg Gorman | Grog Manger | 594 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Bezdicek | I Deck Meek Biz | 594 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Donovan | Invoked Moan | 594 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Monica Mikulski | Cilium Inks Amok | 593 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Larsen | Eel Partners | 592 | Win |
| 2355 | Manuel Smith | Mule Shit, Man! | 591 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Craig Pelz | Czar: El Pig | 591 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Landon Gildar | Analog Dirndl | 591 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mira Koplovsky | Smoky Pork Vial | 590 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Corey Reid | Cried "Yore!" | 590 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Herbie Lee | Her Bee Lie | 588 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marty Pearl | Lamprey Rat | 586 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Proulx | Lo, Jr. Mixup | 585 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Howard Rubin | Harbour Wind | 583 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jay Reiziss | I Say Jr. Size | 583 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christy Miller | Shrilly Metric | 581 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Critchfield | Inflicted Chord | 581 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rosie Behr | Sober Heir | 581 | And Last |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Chan | The Chin Ablaze | 580 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Bock-Losee | Keen, Able Crooks | 580 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marvin Solberg | Roving Marbles | 579 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Karl Reed | Ark Elder | 579 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jason Mott | To Jam Snot | 578 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Reginald Jackson | Endorsing Jackal | 578 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rich Hoyland | Lynch Hairdo | 578 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Becky Mejia | Icky Bee Jam | 578 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Smilack | Mock. I'm Last. | 578 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pat Tansey | Panty Seat | 578 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Duncan MacGregor | Narc Gang Decorum | 577 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Margaret Bechtel | A Great Belch Term | 576 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Cynthia Simonson | Sanctions Hominy | 574 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Matson | Mason's Aunts | 572 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katrina Gulliver | Varietal Lurking | 570 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lee McBroom | Cool Member | 570 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Leskinen | Key Lime Linens | 569 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mai Nguyen | I, Me, Any Gnu | 569 | Win |
| 2355 | John Deupree | Undo Her Jeep | 569 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrea Rowan | Earn No Award | 568 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joan Sieber | Jeer Bonsai | 568 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Janice Eisen | See Ice Ninja | 567 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | John Ost | Nosh Jot | 567 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Myra Snow | Wry Moans | 566 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Carolee Eubanks | Canebrake Louse | 566 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lee Gazlay | Lazy Eagle | 566 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Eberlein | Edible Invader | 566 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mika Smith | Maims Kith | 566 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Lyons | Is Melancholy | 566 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Claire Tuley | Yule Recital | 565 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leah Pike | Pale Hike | 565 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | T.L. Vernon | Vent-Lorn | 564 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sara St. Thomas | Roasts Asthma | 564 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stan Kegel | Gets Ankle | 564 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Suber | Scuba Jerk | 562 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Natalie Rutkowski | A Stinkier Walkout | 562 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Schuckman | Ban Ecru Schmuck | 560 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nicolas Clutterbuck | Ink Table Cult Occurs | 560 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrea Palmiter | Marinated Pearl | 560 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Lescault | Lethal Juncos | 559 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Lynn Dawson | Nylon Wands | 559 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dorothy Linowes | Worthy Solenoid | 559 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Cackler | Elk Ram Crack | 558 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | John McMillan | Hmm, Local Jinn? | 558 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Metler | Ardent Lemon | 555 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andy Schwartz | Thy Czar's Wand | 555 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Eaton | Ornate Yam | 555 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rick Spencer | Crisper Neck | 554 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Larry Brash | L.A. Rash By R.R. | 554 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meyran Kraus | Murky Arenas | 554 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Codella | A Cold Motel | 552 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Lisa Codella | Sailed Local | 552 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Ed Smith | The Dims | 552 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Aili Contini-Morava | Airmail Invocation | 552 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jean Tatalias | Satan Eat Jail | 552 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Abraham | Have A Bad Arm | 552 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Thompson | Manhood Splint | 552 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Barkmeyer | "Many Herb" Joker | 552 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Flynn | FL? NY? ND? N/A | 552 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martin Shank | Ink Harms Ant | 552 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rose Abril | Sober Liar | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diane Tomasky | Meaty Ink Soda | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beverly Mangold | Gold Marble Envy | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Vincent Danton | Ant Convent Din | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Ciha | Beach Hit | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeremy Eble | Bye, Jeer Elm | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marjorie Bunday | Barmaid Journey | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pat Lark | Talk Rap | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rebecca Shoaf | Acres Of Beach | 551 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Cooper | Pro Ace Jock | 550 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Vincent Buquicchio | No Quiet Civic Bunch | 550 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Sherman | No Shaman Nerd | 549 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Joseph Anthony | Pantyhose John | 549 | Win |
| 2355 | Martin Christopher | Harsher Tropic Mint | 549 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Tierney | Eye Errant Ink | 547 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Briana Payne | Brainy Paean | 547 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelly Wilson | Yellow Links | 547 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Keenan | Keen FF Jean | 547 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Nadler | Jar Fled Fen | 546 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Jan Smith | Thin Jams | 546 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dawne Holz | Had Low Zen | 545 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Church | Vet Churches | 545 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Konowicz | Won't Prize Coke | 545 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Stockum | Sketch Post Menu | 545 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michelle Harvey | My Achiever Hell | 542 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Virginia Fairchild | Rah! Frigid Civilian! | 542 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Conron | Miner Colony | 541 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cliff Cummins | C.C. = Slim Muffin | 540 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kirk Eilers | Riskier Elk | 536 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bob Nowak | Kabob Now! | 536 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Wolfe | Flailed. Won. | 535 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Penney | Brain Pen Yen | 535 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kristina Sherry | Hires Starry Ink | 534 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karin Japikse | Spike Ink Ajar | 532 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joseph Peta | He Post Jape | 532 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | S.A. Wiebe | Wee Bias | 532 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Doty | Tidy Orchard | 531 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Donna Lewis | Owned Nails | 531 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sebastian Hayman | His Steamy Banana | 531 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amanda Richards | Arachnid Dramas | 531 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Johnson | John Has Sonar | 529 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Kipperman | Remark Pink Map | 528 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Hildebrand | Unbridled Alpha | 528 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amanda Matos | Am So Adamant | 527 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Aaron Van Roy | No Nova Array | 527 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Margaret Virkus | Great Virus Mark | 527 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Lafferty | Craftily Fresh | 526 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robin Colannino | Boil Iron Cannon | 526 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carla Yanni | Cranial "Nay" | 525 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Debbie Schaefer | Debrief Beaches | 525 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Dan Oldeburg | Burled Gonad | 524 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Kevin Doherty | They Drove Ink | 524 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Kraus | J's Fake Fur | 524 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Lochrie | Richer Albino | 524 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steven Harris | Sin Harvester | 524 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Risner | I Rinse Mr. J. | 523 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Marie Harris | Marries Hair | 523 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | C. Amor Kramer | Macro Remark | 523 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Kominers | Most Ink Sector | 522 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Hayes | Pasha Yule | 521 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jacke Blandford | Jab Fondled Rack | 521 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Clyde Behney | Deny Ye Belch | 520 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Francene Machetto | Encroachment Fate | 520 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Steck | Best Bock | 519 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Holmlund | J.H.? Dunno. Moll? | 519 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carmen Kitt | Metric Tank | 518 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Rebecca Wolfington | New Lo-Farting Bocce | 518 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Audrey Liebross | Bury Loser Ideas | 518 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisa Greenhill | Shrill Lineage | 517 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Craig Zimmerman | Mr. Amazing Crime | 517 | Win |
| 2355 | Don Duggan | Nag Odd Gnu | 517 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan Middleton | Dandelion Malt | 516 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Toby Bell | Telly Bob | 516 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew Hall | Led Narwhal | 516 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Bond | Born Naked | 515 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Rose McNeely | Mole Scenery | 515 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carolin Murphy | Romp Raunchily | 514 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Toner | Reran Token | 514 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lori Olcott | Lot Color It | 514 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Kundrav | Drunk Up Lava | 514 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roger Strukhoff | Forge Hurts Fork | 513 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Beller | Here I'll Be Calm | 513 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Hurwitz | Uh, Wartime Zilch | 513 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susannah Maisel | Inhumane Salsas | 513 | And Last |
| 2355 | Sean Cain | Inane Sac | 512 | Revised Title |
| 2355 | Bill Kivela | Livable Ilk | 512 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Norm Hecht | Ohm Trench | 512 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eileen McClellan | Linemen Lace Cell | 512 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Manchester | Rehash Sacrament | 512 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Bernstein | Chilean Tribesmen | 512 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Kann | Hen Pen Stank | 512 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elinor Braun | A Nobler Ruin | 511 | Revised Title |
| 2355 | Dave Hebda | Heaved Bad | 511 | Win |
| 2355 | Debbie Patrick | Picketed Rabbi | 511 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | I-Li Sherwood | WHO Idoliser | 511 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Clymer | Clammy Rye | 511 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christian Clymer | Lyricism Chanter | 511 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bryan Utter | Ran Buttery | 511 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Corey Hinderstein | Cheery Renditions | 510 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Glenn Morrison | Loner's Morning | 510 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Scott | Cats Voted | 509 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Keith Thorne | Think Hetero | 509 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Denyszyn | Zesty Envy Ends | 509 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Phillip Cohen | Pinch Oil Help | 508 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dominic Casario | Iconic Dioramas | 508 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Bonsall | Nabob Bolls | 507 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ben McCulloch | Bum Conch Cell | 507 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laurie McCabe | Amicable Ecru | 507 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Tomasevich | Thieve Jam, Scoff | 507 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carrie Foster | Rioter's Farce | 507 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dana Howell | A Low Handle | 506 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Gallagher | Eclair Haggler | 506 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Baran Alpturk | A Brutal Prank | 506 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Kauffman | Funk Fit Mama | 506 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fred Hutto | Dour Theft | 506 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Abernathy | Aha! Her Nasty Bra! | 505 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Betsy Pankey | Yep, Yanks Bet | 505 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Edelschick | Advices Heckled | 505 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ted Frank | Deft Nark | 505 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jay King | Inky Jag | 505 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelly Hyson | Yells "Honky!" | 504 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Capt. J.C. Spugnardi | Rancid Catsup.jpg | 503 | And Last |
| 2355 | Lin Dalton | Nodal Lint | 502 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | W.J. Johnson | Who's NJ, Jon? | 502 | Revised Title |
| 2355 | Rodrigo Sanchez | Graced Horizons | 502 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Talia Greenberg | Integer Algebra | 502 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maxine Sudol | Oxen Dualism | 500 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Lloyd | I Yell, "Moldy!" | 499 | Win |
| 2355 | Yale Smith | Slimy Heat | 499 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Randy Huwa | Had Runway | 499 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Julia Scott | A Cult Joist | 499 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lorraine Verchot | Her Cartoon Liver | 498 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Flynn | Thank NY Fly | 498 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Elliott | Bible Lotto | 498 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Koplow | Old Vapid Wok | 498 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Otchin | Joint Echo | 497 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Joanne Nickerson | Cannon Siren Joke | 497 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William Dimmer | Will Aim Dimmer | 497 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Arun Rajagopalan | Aural Groan: Japan! | 496 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg Lynch | Lynch Greg! | 496 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Roney | Your Plane | 495 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sandra Cohen | Ashen Candor | 495 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel Geselowitz | Legalized Townies | 495 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelley Eiskant | Ekes Ink Lately | 495 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Luan Pham | Human Pal | 495 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suki Litchfield | Lick Futile Dish | 495 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Archibald | Birdbath Leach | 494 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Charles Havekost | Shortcake Halves | 494 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Kuhn | Think Blue Haze | 492 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Keith Irvine | Invite Hiker | 492 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Lindsay Lacy | A Silly Candy | 492 | Win |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Kirkwood | Look! Whizkid Beater | 492 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alex Smith | Lax Theism | 492 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Houston | Shout As Nouns | 492 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rikki Rabbin | Irk Ink Rabbi | 492 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Lead | Hen Pedestal | 490 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | T. Linden | Lint Den | 489 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Alexander | Axed A Van Riddle | 489 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gail Gottlieb | Tibial Toggle | 488 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Debbie Johnson | Behind One's Job | 488 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Jeanne Mussig | Jasmine Genus | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Patterson | Emphatic Loser Tan | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Karwocki | Join Hackwork | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Gaston | Hobnail Gazettes | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bridget Cleary Davis | Discreditable Gravy | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Doug Palmer's daughter | Guard The Group Damsel | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Fonner | Not for Men | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kyle Whitney | Hey, Ink Wetly! | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barry Goldsmith | Short Bridal Gym | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew Prodromou | Armored Downpour | 488 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | George Gowen | Gee, Wrong Ego | 487 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kala Ladenheim | Alkali Headmen | 486 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Richardson | Andiron Chords | 486 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Lafsy | Fart By Loser | 485 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Campbell | Damn Bell Cap | 485 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Sparrow | Did Savor Warp | 485 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Larkin | Hi, Talky Nark! | 485 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lee Goodwin | Wedgie Loon | 484 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Allison Wetterhahn | Shown Anteater Hill | 484 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Vanessa Winans | Asian News Vans | 484 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adam Stasio | Atoms As Aid | 483 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Michael Colton | Ham Collection | 483 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Mike Horn-Mitchem | Mom Rethink Chime | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew Green | Enraged Wren | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roger Berg | Be Grog: Err! | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diane Standiford | Defiant Androids | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roy Burrows | Rosy Burrow | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Pablo | Pliable Macho | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brendan Graves | Engraved Barns | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Margie Kwart | Earmark Twig | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Zachariah Love | Ha Ha, Vocalizer! | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Devine | Neon Jived | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William Jimenez | Minimize Ell Jaw | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jackie Alexandrow | Cajoled A Wax Inker | 483 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charlene Talcott | Tell A Technocrat | 482 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Marmorella | A Mannerly Clamor | 482 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Davidson | Shoved Bandit | 482 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jane Freedman | Jar Deafen Men | 481 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Bruns | Rev. Snub Ink | 481 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Parisi | Jam Iris Pi | 481 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bonnie Firestone | Bee Into Infernos | 481 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Helen Quinn | Eel In Nun HQ | 480 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Cecilia Albans | Clean Basilica | 480 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Margareta Metcalf | Cremate Fatal Gram | 479 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jan Goldstein | Dangles Joint | 479 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Wayne Schiff | A Chewy Sniff | 479 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charles Chester | Chaster Lechers | 479 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Hanger | Evading Hard | 479 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martha Stallman | Small Mantra Hat | 479 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Ross | Hi, Loser Scam | 479 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alice Babazadeh | Haze A Cabbie, Lad | 479 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fred Burggraf | Gruff Drab Erg | 477 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Shell Benson | Hen Lobs Lens | 477 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sara Wright | Garish Wart | 477 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve O'Rourke | Revokes Route | 476 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leni Steiner | Ire Sentinel | 476 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sue MacDonald | Coded Manuals | 476 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jordy Keith | Rid Thy Joke | 476 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adam Bauserman | A Rude Samba Man | 476 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Carlton | Porn Tact: Leer | 476 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Tryon | My Notary | 474 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Wayne Nicholson | Anyone Clownish | 474 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Rick Fisher | Hick Friers | 474 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg Thome | Mother Egg | 474 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | R.M. Oba | Rob Ma | 474 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Hiles | Heck, Jails | 474 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Claire McManus | Numerical Scam | 473 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Karli Sakas | Ask, Liar, Ask! | 473 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Cook | Oh, No Jock! | 473 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dale Fruchtnicht | Ant Lifted Church | 472 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Rice | Join Rec | 472 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carey Johnson | Enjoy Anchors | 472 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Judith Greig | I Judge Right | 471 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Kelley Lund | Keenly Dull | 471 | Win |
| 2355 | Kate Ritzenberg | Better Ink Gazer | 471 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Wendy Chien | Needy Winch | 470 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Amanda Dausman | Madman Sauna Ad | 470 | Second Place |
| 2355 | David Marsh | His V.D. Drama | 470 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cindy Zorica | Crazy Icon ID | 470 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ruthie Edelman | Herniated Mule | 470 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christy Cornelius | Loser's City Urchin | 469 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarajian Alfred | Jeans Fail Radar | 469 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Reene Grossman | Germane Snores | 468 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Richard Marcus | Armchair's Crud | 468 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dylan Presman | Learn, Damn Spy | 468 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Angie Krause | Ages Urea Ink | 468 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christopher Pote | Troposphere Itch | 467 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Mike Russell | Likes Lemurs | 467 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelly Morgan | Monk Allergy | 467 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tiglao Rigoberto | Goober Litigator | 466 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Steve Rojcewicz | Ejects Wiz Cover | 466 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eugene Cantor | Encourage Ten | 466 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Spencer Moskowitz | Zinc Wok To Empress | 466 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jessica Giannascoli | Jailing Casinos Aces | 465 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charles McCrary | Calm Archers Cry | 465 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kristina Ogilvie | Solitaire Viking | 464 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Jim Cranford | Can Rim Fjord | 464 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Donna Lear | Alone? Darn. | 464 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sheri Dye | Hides Rye | 462 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Ralph Bolgiano | Blaring Hoopla | 462 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Hugh McDiarmid | Dig Humid Charm | 462 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Jeff Arch | Chaffer J | 462 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Mundey | Damn Rum Key | 462 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Annabel Westgrier | Wintergreen Balsa | 462 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tony Souk | You Knots | 462 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Todd Gillett | Dolt Geld Tit | 462 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Gordon | Porn Gal Duo | 462 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jennifer Logue | Jungle Iron Fee | 462 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andy Jones | Enjoy Sand | 461 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Ashby Bryson | Shy Barn Boys | 461 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Wyatt | Tweet Party | 461 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Pocalyko | Kooky Lice Map | 460 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Bruce Friedrich | Fire-Cured Birch | 460 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jeremy Fisher | If Rhymes, Jeer! | 460 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Rob Carey | Boy Racer | 460 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Gruner | Regret Or Burn | 460 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Gilber | Be Larger Ink | 459 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelly Couper | Cruelly Poke | 459 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Lickliter | Krill Necktie | 458 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Benjamin Pollack | Neon Blimp Jackal | 458 | And Last |
| 2355 | Kenneth Steadman | Ten Naked Anthems | 457 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Douglas Heller | Aged Loser Hull | 457 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anne Fleming | Nine Flagmen | 457 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Covert | Covert John | 457 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew Nellis | Lean Swindler | 456 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Simon Toomey | Mosey Motion | 456 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Greg Berry | Brr, Rye Egg? | 456 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Stoner | No Jet Horns | 456 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Watkins III | Kiwi Anoints Id | 456 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Engel | Need Gel | 455 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | George Papanicolaou | Polio Panacea Gouger | 455 | And Last |
| 2355 | Dodi Schultz | To Duds, Zilch | 454 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Leo Ebersole | See El Bolero | 454 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Catherine Boyd | Honed Acerbity | 454 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nicole Lockhart | Chlorinate Lock | 454 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diane Morgan | Damn Iron Age | 453 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Joseph | Off Sheep, JJ! | 452 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Megan Lewis | Enamel Wigs | 451 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cynthia Gilman | Nightly Maniac | 450 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Tretiak | A Skeet Trivet | 448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg Donahue | Guano Hedger | 448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura Allan | A La-La L.A. Urn | 448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Danielle Reed | Leer Deadline | 448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Gluck | JFK Clue: GF | 448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lloyd Harrison | Dishonor Rally | 448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rick Penn | Peck in R.N. | 448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ralph Bain | Ran Hip Lab | 448 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan DeValerio | Lavalier Anode | 448 | And Last |
| 2355 | Tyson Jacobs | Jabs Tycoons | 447 | Third Place |
| 2355 | John Beetem | Theme One, JB | 447 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Cahill | Hilly Cancan | 446 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edith Grant | Dang Tither! | 446 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Rogers | Ogre Storm | 445 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Eva Moore | Eave Room | 445 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Thomas Croll | Macho Trolls | 444 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Allon Vishkin | No Lavish Link | 444 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Fruiterman | Murkier Ant Farm | 443 | Revised Title |
| 2355 | Lisa Coleman | Oil Manacles | 443 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Nolan | Man on Lot | 443 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Hendrick | Darn Hick Dived | 443 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelly Dalton | Anklet Dolly | 442 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Foshee | John's Ho Fee | 442 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rita Zeidner | I Render A Zit | 442 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael West | Watches Mile | 442 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carl Nelson | Snarl Clone | 441 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Rizzo | Razz Void ID | 441 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paula LaFemina | Mail Fauna Plea | 441 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Schaffer | Chiefer Scarf | 440 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Lawrence Pearl | Prewar Nacelle | 440 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dmitri Levitas | Mislaid Trivet | 440 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matt Burke | Butt Maker | 440 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lauren Joseff | Fuel For Jeans | 439 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Shepherd | Hen's Depth Sphere | 438 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Tim Bendel | Denim Belt | 438 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dane Petersen | Preteen Sedan | 437 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Reiss | Sears Sinus | 429 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Mansbach | Batman Perches | 428 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Ralph Emerson Powe III | Improper Liaison, Whee! | 428 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stan Horowitz | Watt Horizons | 428 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frank Ierardi | Fire Ink Radar | 428 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adam J. Reese | Seemed Ajar | 427 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | D.C. Hauser | Had Curse | 427 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Stygar | Ugly Satrap | 425 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sayuri Stemp | Stays Impure | 425 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charlie Bryant | Labyrinth Race | 424 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Patricia Helmetag | Ah, Legitimate Crap! | 424 | Win |
| 2355 | Daniel Fitzgerald | A Fertilized Gland | 423 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Bachand | Hand Combat | 422 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Hamann | Jam Ham Inn | 422 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Barcheski | "Bike-Crash" Jack | 422 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Faye Dorsey | Seedy Foray | 421 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Althaus | Hi, Casual Hamlet | 421 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gene Gross | Gross Gene | 421 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cynthia M. Barlow | "Why B Normal", Act I | 421 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leslie Hughes | Hellish Segue | 421 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Samuel F. Hepford | Pomade Shuffler | 421 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Judy Freedman | Faded Jurymen | 420 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Hang Xia-Ti | Nigh A Taxi | 420 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Debra J. Gravelle | Level Badger Jar | 419 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Gardner | Blander Girl | 419 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ingrid Wrausmann | Grandma Ruins Win | 418 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gretchen Kelly | He Knelt, Clergy! | 418 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Jennifer Hohnson | John's Hen Inferno | 418 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Furey | Fob Buyer | 418 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meredeth G. Williams | Weighed Millstream | 417 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kyle Standiford | Defiantly Dorks | 417 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Ungvarsky | Sorry, Van Gunk | 417 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sue Witmer | Resume Wit | 417 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ben Merrion | Miner Boner | 417 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cheryl Noland | Nodal Lyncher | 417 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Grant Beale | Beagle Rant | 416 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William Jacobs | Silica Jam Bowl | 416 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Penny Barker | Perky Banner | 415 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | G. Daly | Dagly | 415 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christine Gerbode | Discreet Neighbor | 414 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Joseff | Gaffer Joys | 413 | Seventh Place |
| 2355 | Gail Fiorini | Iron Flag III | 413 | Win |
| 2355 | Matt Reali | Melt Tiara | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Reali | Vile Teaser | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Reali | Rare Chilis | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Larry Riedman | Lardy Mariner | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David White | Divide What? | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Samuels | Umpteen Hassles | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Gadd | Dated Vegs | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dick Kovar | Vodka, Rick? | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Nelson | Lorn Neons | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Debby Tait | Tabby Diet | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alice Walz | All Ace Wiz | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adele Roy | A Yodeler | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Beth Oelkers-Keegan | Monthly Breakage Seeker | 413 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Blair Richardson | Librarian Chords | 411 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rebecca Short | Breach Sector | 411 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jol Silversmith | Visor Jilts Helm | 410 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Cathy Smith Caviness | Mythic Shit Canvases | 410 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nate Foster | Fattens Roe | 409 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Dan Kerr-Hobert | Darken Brother | 409 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Mrs. Douglas Johnson | Ohm's Gland Sojourns | 409 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sophie J. Kunze | Seize Hop Junk | 409 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bonnie Olson | Noble Onions | 409 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.J. McCullough | JJ McOuch Gull | 408 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Inger Pettygrove | Greeting Poverty | 407 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Sparrow family | For Primal Ways | 407 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rob Balder | Old Barber | 407 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael W. Oakes | We Choke Salami | 406 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Tammy Shulman | Manly Math Sum | 406 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonas Tavela | A Stolen Java | 406 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chuck Piasecki | I Suck Chickpea | 405 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Gillman | Goblin Balm | 405 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frank O'Rourke | Rarer Kook Fun | 402 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Trent Tschirgi | Critter Things | 402 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Walter Tendler | Deterrent Wall | 402 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anna Hulkower | A Known Hauler | 402 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike "South Riding" Berman | Shimmering, Obdurate Ink | 401 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Hanson | China's Horns | 399 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Edward Horahan | Had No Hardware | 399 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Jonathan Crawford | Nonfat Orchard Jaw | 399 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jean Guevara | Even A Jaguar | 398 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Bragg | Go Bang, Jr.! | 398 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Braxton | Export Banter | 397 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Scotty Balentine | Teen Balcony Tits | 397 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Welbourne | Warhorse Nebula | 396 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Katie Mulligan | Eat Gallium Ink | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Sharp | Hep Shirt Ablaze | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | E. Owens | See Now! | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frank Hobbs | Oh, Frank's B.B. | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brooke Rector | Reboot Rocker | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Samantha Tempchin | A Pitchman's Anthem | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Glenn VanDerWoude | Devour New England! | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Krys | Rusk's Nays | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | University of Maryland music grad students |
Defamatory Vinyl Ruins Disgraced Smut Nuts |
396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Riback | Ickier Crab | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anita Ford | Not Afraid | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Rhoads | Harps Aloud | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michele Schottenbauer | The Consumable Heretic | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Johnny Casana | Jay Has Cannon | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John P. McCarthy | John, Thy McCrap! | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Thompson | Hmm, Join Post | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rory Sanders | Rosary Nerds | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lorraine Polik | Roil Ink Parole | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Banyasz | Bad Zany Divas | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nina Nichols | Clannish Ion | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brandon Declet | Blond Recanted | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Louise Williams | Sumo Lilies Wail | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sandra Yin | A Randy Sin | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Debra Gookins | Dork Begonias | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel Zwicker | Wild, Crazee Ink! | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ann Georgia McCaffray | Fancy Camera Foraging | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Wilson | Wino Blobs | 396 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tonya Miles | My Toenails | 395 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matt Grass | Smart Stag | 394 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Christina Mach | Catch Mini Rash | 394 | Win |
| 2355 | Cathy Fischman | Catch Many Fish | 394 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nivedita Ghosh | Vanish Hogtied | 394 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Philip Winnick | I Pinch Lip, Wink | 394 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lindsay Shafer | She's Fairyland | 393 | Win |
| 2355 | Geoff Shafer | He Offers Fag | 393 | Win |
| 2355 | David Andrukonis | Do Us, Darn Ink Diva! | 393 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Pratt | Third Crap Art | 393 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martin Ford | Damn Fir Rot | 392 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Edwards | Mad Sewer Kid | 392 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Moore | Gray Romeo | 391 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Swanlund | Dull Chainsaw Men | 391 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Power | Worm Poet | 391 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Len Boswell | Swell Noble | 390 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Smith | Mock. I'm Last. | 390 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Page | Knee Gap | 390 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Winner | Unripe Lawn | 390 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Warren Schlechte | Scratch Her Newel | 390 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Santiff | Flab Is Flint | 389 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Saria Brewer | Wearier Bras | 389 | Win |
| 2355 | Clarence Johnson | Jeer Cannon Lochs | 389 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Braxton | No Extra Job | 389 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Kapinos | Pad Ink Soon | 389 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Samuelson | Mealy Emulsions | 389 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Deborah Rotter | Abetted Horror | 389 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William McGhee | Weigh Lime Clam | 389 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisa Anamateros | LA Amnesia Roast | 389 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Art Cencetti | Trite Accent | 388 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kate Barnett | A Better Tank | 388 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerome Spaans | Preseason Jam | 387 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alice Kale | Lace Alike | 387 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charles V. Bremer | Her Calmer Verbs | 387 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeffrey Plunkett | Jerk Puffy Nettle | 386 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Calderon | Love Decanters | 386 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susie Hawk | Weak Sushi | 386 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Dimon | No, Nimrod | 386 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Max Wasserman | Wax Merman Ass | 386 | Uncles |
| 2355 | John Watson | Soon Nth Jaw | 384 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Wallace | Claim Lace Whale | 384 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John P. McDermott | J.C. Tromped Month | 383 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Tom Berson | Trombones | 383 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Zora Margolis | Rig Zoo Alarms | 383 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Cronin | I'm Not Corn | 382 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom O'Connor | No Cot Moron | 382 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg Robinson | Bongo Ringers | 381 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lynne Filderman | Manly Elfin Nerd | 380 | Win |
| 2355 | Marco Cuniberti | Cinematic Burro | 380 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roy Burrow | Our Wry Orb | 379 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim McWilliams | Mimic Jam Swill | 379 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Winters | Sir Retch Wins | 379 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Kate Milan | Ink Tamale | 378 | Third Place |
| 2355 | W. Wallace Respass | Escapes Wall Wars | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ellen Daniels | All End Senile | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Ardizzone | Snazzier Orchid | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Toby Dorsey | Sooty Derby | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Caron Zuck | Uck! No Czar! | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas E. Mannle | Menthol Seaman | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael K. Gilson | Ailing Hemlocks | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Gilson | Malign Soy | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rebecca Gilson | Obscene Garlic | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ariel Schwartz | Czar Saw Hitler | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Melinda Tabler | Meatball Diner | 378 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marvin Elster | R.E.M. Intervals | 377 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | John McCambridge | Commend Birch Jag | 377 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lou Goddard | Add Our Gold | 377 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Henry E. Kilpatrick Jr. | Prickly Jerkin Hater | 377 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jason Kirwan | Sow An Ink Jar | 376 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Eppard | Jam Dipper | 376 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Cole | Novice Elk | 375 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William Irani | Mini Liar Wail | 375 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Royce Campbell | Recyclable Mop | 375 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brandy Yarbrough | Angry Hubby Ardor | 375 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amanda Temple | Melted Panama | 373 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Erland Kelley | Elderly Ankle | 372 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Khang-Ninh Chuang | Nag Hunching Khan | 372 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Aaron Hofmann | Horn Of Mañana | 371 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Fred Hayes | He's Frayed | 371 | Win |
| 2355 | Sean W. Finnegan | New Inane Fangs | 371 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tonda Sherk | Tsar Honked | 371 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Melanie Stephens | Elephant Nemesis | 371 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | B.T. Wells | Welt Lbs | 371 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meghan Meredith-Sands | The Handmaiden's Germs | 371 | Uncles |
| 2355 | Dick Holme | Mild Choke | 370 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Peter G. Miller | Temper Grille | 370 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Mitch Bernstein | Cretins Bent Him | 370 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Ferrara | Remake Friar | 369 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Wylong | My Angry Owl | 369 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Judy Trimarchi | Third Juicy Ram | 368 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Rosenberg | Obscener Granny | 368 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sean Carman | Seaman Narc | 367 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fran Fletcher | Raffle Trench | 367 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Candace J. Trenum | Eject Manna Curd | 366 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Rosalie Beasley | Be A Loser Easily | 366 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Fickling | Magic Fly Ink | 366 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jill Tallman | NJ Mat All Ill | 366 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Lafsky | Stroke Barfly | 365 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Korte | Trick Horse | 364 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Lombard | Be Old Major | 364 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Spitzer | Spritzed Diva | 363 | Uncles |
| 2355 | Bret Harris | Rare Births | 362 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Carol Levin | Viral Clone | 362 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerry Amos | Rye Majors | 362 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ray Brungard | Drub Granary | 362 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.W. Green | Gene W. Jr. | 362 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adam Terio | Moire Data | 361 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christopher Keene | Cheer Post Ink Here | 361 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Wilson | Now Idles | 361 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Dillon | Lit Cold Snot | 361 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Morgan Hall | Hog Ran Mall | 360 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Oxford | X-Ray for Dog | 360 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Howard | Hid Orchard War | 359 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Van Scott | Von Tacts | 359 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Russell Hess | Sells Rushes | 359 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Perry D. Alter | R-Rated Reply | 359 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cecilia Le | Ale Icicle | 359 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth FitzGerald | Glitzier Flatbed Haze | 358 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Evan FitzGerald | Galvanized Fret | 358 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Lorenzen | Mr. Lent Ozone | 358 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Ritter | Tot Briber | 358 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Forehand | Floral Behind | 358 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Connie Sancetta | Oceanic Tenants | 357 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Mike Serlin | Silk Ermine | 356 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Dean Crews | Draw Scene | 356 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rick Howard | I Work Chard | 356 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Keeley Schell | Leech Sleekly | 354 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Wendy Lindboe | Downed Byline | 354 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nick Olsen | Clones Ink | 353 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Haut | Hath Auras | 353 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Erik Spolnicki | I Pick Loser Ink | 352 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Liz Smith | Liszt Him! | 352 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Snider | Bribed Son | 351 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cindy Hargroves | Hydrogen Vicars | 351 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shomon Shamsuddin | Mishmash Odd Nouns | 351 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Moore | Remove Toes | 351 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marc Tolerico | Comic Realtor | 351 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Deborah Weisbrod | Shabbier Redwood | 351 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Wildt | Nth Jowl Id | 351 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Wennberg | Green Web Vents | 350 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | R. Scott Rogers | Grocer's Torts | 349 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Walcher | Chewed Larva | 347 | Uncles |
| 2355 | Damaris Weidner | Weird Marinades | 345 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Jones | Jihad Scorner | 344 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Mulford | Jam Folk Crud | 344 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matthew LaFlamme | Mammal Left Wheat | 344 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg Koppenhoefer | Peg Foghorn Keeper | 344 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Duffy | Buy Ford, Fret | 344 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Teen Sheng | GE Sent Hen | 343 | Win |
| 2355 | Ryan Young | You, Granny! | 343 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Shriro | A Holier Smirch | 342 | Uncles |
| 2355 | Earle M. Crum | Lemur Cream | 341 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Paul McClure | A Cruel Clump | 341 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Frank Kenesson | Keno Frankness | 341 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Reid Williamson | A Mildew Sirloin | 341 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Olson | Land Soon | 340 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrea Doherty | Redhead Notary | 340 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Salvucci | A Civil J.C. Sum | 339 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alex Roth | Lox Hater | 339 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Overby | Beer Poverty | 339 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gerald H. Smith | Marsh Delight | 339 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Holly Smith | Hilly Moths | 338 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rebecca S. Feind | Brief Cadences | 338 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patrick O'Connell | Napkin Collector | 338 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Silverstein | Soviet Nibblers | 338 | Uncles |
| 2355 | Doug Grekin | Gringo Duke | 337 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meredith Austin | Neither Stadium | 337 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carl Segal | Cell Agars | 336 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | John Beshoar | One Harsh Job | 336 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Teske | Crashed Trike | 336 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chuck Beardall | A Buckled Larch | 336 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rob Freeman | Bar Foremen | 336 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Jo Clark | Lock Army Jar | 335 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kim Hampton | Mom, Think "Pa" | 335 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tara Parker | Park Errata | 335 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gwen Runion | Wino Gunner | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marsh Holmes | Harmless Ohm | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cesar Kaumeyer | A Creaky Resume | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mario Keirle | Like More Air | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Eschelman | Drench Camelhairs | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | E.D. Catterton | Ant Detector | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jesus Roach | Jar Echos Us | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charles Schrumpf | Fresh Scrap Mulch | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Angela Clark | A Legal Crank | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brad Turner | Dart Burner | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Isabel Hiben | Shine A Bible | 334 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eliza Wealth | Laze With Ale | 334 | Third Place |
| 2355 | John Carmody | Horny Cod Jam | 333 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Alvin O. Marchonos | Nonvocal Mohairs | 332 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Gwen@engineer.com | men.wince@gene.org | 331 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Annie Entwegger | Weening Re-Agent | 330 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Marcia Reecer | Rear Crime Ace | 330 | Win |
| 2355 | Patrick Hogan | Parch Ink Goat | 329 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Colm Kerry | Merry Lock | 329 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Tutini | Pettier Unit | 329 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John | No, J.H.! | 328 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Wesley McGee | Eyes Clew Gem | 328 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Susan Gruen | Unsung Eras | 328 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Keith Johnson | He Honks Joint | 327 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Allen Farrington | Frontal Learning | 327 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mandy Farrington | Nonfading Martyr | 327 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mitch Teich | Itch Itch Me | 327 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charlie McNamara | Maniacal Marcher | 326 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Jeron Hayes | Enjoys Hare | 325 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Aaron Kravitz | I Rank Ova Tzar | 324 | Win |
| 2355 | Blythe Leatherman | Thermally Beneath | 324 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lynn Terhar | Learn Thy R.N. | 324 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dick Chadwick | Dickwad Chick | 322 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kerry Weems | Merry Weeks | 322 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Storrs L. Olson | Sons Or Trolls | 322 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Tom Wiener | Remote Win | 322 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matt Josephs | Jams The Post | 322 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James Dinan | Made Ninjas | 322 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dante D. Bruno | Born Undated | 320 | Win |
| 2355 | Susan Cruzan Cohen | Sauna Scrunch Zone | 320 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Weaver | Cleave Arrow | 320 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | E. James Lieberman | See Jail Membrane | 319 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John E. Taibi II | Join Hi Tibiae | 318 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard C. Henry | Drench Hair, Cry! | 317 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Kevin Rowan | Vainer Wonk | 317 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Alan Orloff | A Flan Floor | 317 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Latourette | Avert Tee Outlets | 317 | And Last |
| 2355 | Norman Mallard | Darn Roman Mall | 316 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | M. Graham | Gram Ham | 316 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Todd Hakala | Aha, Talk Odd | 316 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Von Drehle | Oh, Damn Revelry! | 315 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Betsy J. Rosenblatt | Snobby Jet Starlet | 315 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Dennis | Snob in Bed | 315 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Burgess | Bogus Nerds | 314 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | L. Rosa | Solar | 314 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Oliver Turner | Unveil Terror | 314 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elaine Pollard | Lineal Leopard | 314 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Shakin | Skinhead | 314 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rick DeLisi | Licked Iris | 313 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Rick Kaplar | Car Park Ilk | 313 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Dana Hogan | Aha, Nag Don! | 313 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bradford R. Poston | Brood Porn Drafts | 313 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Trevor Uhl | Hurt Lover | 313 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Judy Katz | KY Jut Adz | 313 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lawrence Douglas | Congealed Walrus | 312 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Alexander George | Angered Eager Lox | 312 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Tamara Jones | Jam A Senator | 312 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jerry Falwell | Jell Fly Rawer | 311 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Gloria Behrens | In Her Loser Bag | 311 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nanci Phillips Sharp | Piranhas Pinch Pills | 310 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan S. Jarvis | Raja's Anvils | 310 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katie Buckner | Bake Ink Truce | 310 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Griffin | For Fibbing | 309 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Hari Suryanarayanan | Hurray, An Asian Aryan! | 309 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ginny Sprinkle | Skinning Reply | 308 | Abuse |
| 2355 | Ernest Lent | Enters Lent | 307 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | B.P. Greenmont | Prong Bent Me | 307 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tony Whitmore | Witty Hormone | 307 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ginger Howard | Harrow Edging | 306 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Aceto | Choice Tamale | 306 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anne McKenzie | Ink Zen Menace | 306 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edgar Mendez Chacon | Deranged Czech Moan | 306 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel Foster | Defiant Loser | 305 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | David Culp | DD Cup Vial | 305 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Matt Michalak | Lack That Imam | 305 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Crandell | Can Drill Bell | 305 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Smitherman | Mainmast Rhyme | 305 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Sample | Simple Jam | 305 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Templeton | Hotplate Moments | 304 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Marvin Maizel | Maim Viral Zen | 304 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John B. McElhatton | Jab Menthol Notch | 303 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Marianne Jemiano | More Ninja Anemia | 303 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Hollen | Lethal Honky | 303 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Hollen | Barn Hellion | 303 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ted Allen | Tall Need | 303 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stuart McKinnon | Inconstant Murk | 303 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Saltzman | Mad Vandal Zits | 303 | And Last |
| 2355 | Mike Wilson | Kiwi Lemons | 302 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Tamara Wexler | A Latex Warmer | 302 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Janet M. Hostetler | Ramjet Telethons | 302 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don B. Cameron | Modern Bacon | 302 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Erwin | Will Brine | 301 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joan Gottlieb | A Goblet Joint | 299 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ian G. Mitchell | Magnetic Hill | 299 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tipper McFarren | Prefer Mint Crap | 299 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Swickard | Dim Jar Wicks | 299 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tony Alleyne | No Yen Lately | 298 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda B. Jones | Lined Banjos | 298 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alli Rains | All Raisin | 298 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patrick Wright | Track With Grip | 298 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karl Vick | LA RV Kick | 297 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Kevin Shertz | Knives Hertz | 297 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan Levy | The Nylon Java | 297 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.F. O'Donnell | Old NJ Felon | 296 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Jeff Berman | J.B. Fern Fame | 296 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Yves Chretien | Envy Heretics | 296 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Heather Crawford | Trade Ochre Wharf | 296 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barbara Gems | Bar Bar Games | 296 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Lou White | Mouth Wearily | 296 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marcus Ferro | Rumor Farces | 296 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maria Deasy | Dismay Area | 296 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Dodd | Odd Doe, J? | 296 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Phelps | Plops Them | 294 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Antonio La Grech | Nectar Hooligan | 294 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Courtney Sherwood | Woo Thorny Seducer | 294 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Brody | Bored, I Cry | 293 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Victoria McKernan | Convict Rainmaker | 293 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Randi Gray Kristensen | Rearranged Tiny Sinks | 293 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adrienne Hagen | A Grenadine Hen | 293 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tina Ingerski | Is Tearing Ink | 293 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ray Bohlken | Holy Banker! | 291 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Barbara Lewis | Alas, Barbwire | 291 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adrienne G. Hope | Hanged Pioneer | 291 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hannelore Aronstein | Inaner Than One Loser | 291 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ginnie Carr | Cannier Rig | 291 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert McBride | Cribbed Tremor | 291 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Minders Weiskopf | Swipe Ink Serfdom | 290 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Kitty Klaus | A Kitty Sulk | 289 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Cook | Nook Doc | 289 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | F. Walker | Ark Flew | 288 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stevenson James | Names Oven Jests | 288 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Gallaher | Jog Hell Area | 288 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kenneth Bohlin | Think, Noble Hen | 288 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Doyle | Mild Joey | 287 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dorothy Franklin | Florid Honky Rant | 287 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephanie Campbell | Implantable Speech | 287 | And Last |
| 2355 | Kathy Braman | Ban Thy Karma | 286 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Rebecca Frank | Barrack Fence | 286 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pat Davis | Apt Divas | 285 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Roger M. Firestone | Roofer Regiments | 284 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Jami Cashell | Helical Jams | 284 | Win |
| 2355 | Frank J. Spina | Pink Fan Jars | 284 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy C. Egloff Baker | Lab-Gaffe Mockery | 284 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ruth Roberts Hendrix | Exhort Third Burners | 284 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sharon Neubauer | A Harbour Unseen | 284 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daryl P. Friedman | Fired Dry Napalm | 282 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rita Kempley | Mate Perkily | 281 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | James D. Lyman | Men Jam Sadly | 281 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Gary Clare | Clear Gray | 281 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marc Levy | Very Calm | 280 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Alison Levy | Oily Navels | 280 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Kate Schwarz | Ersatz Whack | 280 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Olds | Odd Slave | 280 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rebecca Churilla | A Clerical Cherub | 280 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katherine Mangu-Ward | A Warmhearted Nuking | 280 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Keevan | Sank Avenues | 279 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeffrey Ehrlich | Her Jiffy Lecher | 277 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hank Zangara | Hang A Nark, A-Z | 277 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Frank T. Kearns | Frankest Nark | 277 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Scott Wilson | Colon Twists | 277 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Jessel Clarke | Less Caramel Jerky | 277 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Mills | Bills Mob | 276 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jimmy Jung | Gum In My JJ | 275 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Joseph B. Pincus | Punch Job Spies | 275 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laurie Geller | Guerrilla Eel | 273 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ben Margulies | Miserable Gnu | 273 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul K. Allen | Pull A Ankle | 273 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Becan | Can Be Jeff | 273 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christopher Richard | Chirps Hard Rhetoric | 273 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Wright | Calmer High Wit | 272 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Tansy Matthews | Twenty Asthmas | 272 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John W. Manley | My Henna Jowl | 271 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Ray Clarke | Carry Leak | 271 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Phil Edgren | Grin Helped | 270 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Jon Chananie | An Echo Ninja | 270 | Win |
| 2355 | Ruth Heltin | Hunt Hitler | 270 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Hall | Lob Blah | 270 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marc Goldman | Damn Ram Clog | 269 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Carl Meredith | Declare Mirth | 268 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Ed Dymula | Muddy Ale | 268 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Cramer | Bra Comber | 268 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chip Pfaffer | Prep If Chaff | 268 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce McNeill | Uncle Climber | 268 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Martin | Me Janitor | 267 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Alan Smithee | Tamale Shine | 267 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Jeffrey Hamberger | Fry Her Beef Jar Gem | 267 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gretchen Schieber | Etch Generic Herbs | 267 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Spencer Fogg | Egg Crops Fen | 266 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | David Hoffman | Offhand Ad Vim | 266 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barbara Harrison | Harbor Barn Arias | 266 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary L. Kunz | Ugly N.Z. Ark | 266 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sunny C. Doman | Uncanny Mods | 265 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Jake Joseph | He Pokes A J.J. | 264 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Perkins | Broke Printers | 264 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Erica Magram | Racier Magma | 263 | Win |
| 2355 | Raj Iyer | I Err, Jay | 263 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Buckley S.P. Carlson | Plucky Loser Can BS | 263 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Dunayer | Nerdy Curiae | 263 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patrick Tighe | Graphite Tick | 263 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Thompson | Lo, Post Monarch! | 263 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Kaluta | Aha, Junk Lot | 262 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harry Moritz | A Zit or Myrrh | 262 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | August Amurao | Um, Us Got A Aura | 261 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan Rosenzweig | A Worsening Zeal | 260 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Matt Brown | Mr. Bat Town | 260 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nora Belle | Able Loner | 260 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeremy Erwin | Jeer Wiry Men | 259 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J. Duffy | F Judy, F | 259 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cathie Aime | Hi, I Eat Mace | 258 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Bender | May Be Nerd | 258 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Hummel | Me Mime Hulk | 254 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nick Crettier | Tin Cricketer | 253 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Smith | Tsar Has Him | 253 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Richlen | Crochets Lint | 253 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Lori Lossman | Solo Marlins | 253 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Ponton | Laptop Noun | 253 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Rosenzweig | Zanies Wronged | 253 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jen Kellner | Jerk'n Ellen | 253 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Harvey | Dry Heave | 252 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Sheila Rorqual | Alas, Her Liquor | 252 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Emmitt Rorqual | Mr. Quite Mortal | 252 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Jeff Taylor | Far Left Joy | 252 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rob Dwyer | Derby Row | 252 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rich Allen | Call Her In | 252 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Holly Schotz | Shh, Cozy Toll | 252 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anne V. Hamilton | Venom Inhalant | 251 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Joseph V. Truhe | Push Hover Jet | 251 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Vanover | Raven Vomit | 251 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Hamilton | Moonlit Math | 251 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Murray Claytor | Try Curly Aroma | 251 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Newman (Hollywood) | Few Fan J-Men | 251 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | D.J. Donegan | Jog And End | 251 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Larson | Herbal Snot | 250 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Jennings Decker | Serge Djinn Neck | 250 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Lt. John Choi | Jilt Honcho | 250 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Natalia Pane | An Ale Pinata | 249 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David L. Elliott | Add Violet Lilt | 249 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathleen Wagner | Entangle Hawker | 249 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patricia Stansbury | A Bipartisan Curtsy | 248 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Adam Pegler | Led Rampage | 248 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pete Levitas | Elevate Spit | 247 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Rick Prouser | Pork Curries | 247 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Jeff Renner | J.R. Re-fen Fen | 247 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Veronica Renner | Nearer Conniver | 247 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ann Normansell | Lorn Manna Lens | 246 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Alan Cronenberger | Green Coral Banner | 245 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan L. Kang | John, A Lank Gnat | 245 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Manson | Moral Canons | 245 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Mitchell | Milk Them Lice | 245 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alex Hoffman | Half-Mean Fox | 244 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shari | Hairs | 243 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Emily Reems | Emery Slime | 243 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike "Annapolis" Phillips | Polishin' Slim Ink Appeal | 243 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Vroni Hovaguimian | Viva Moaning Houri | 243 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark A. Robin | Rib Ran Amok | 243 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Lamb | Bedlam | 242 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Jarvis | A Jive Smirk | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ashley Gum | Ugly Shame | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Unger | Ad Gunner | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elaine Carmichael | A Calcimine Healer | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Oberg | Pour Bagel | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rebecca Eisenhour | Nice Cheese Arbour | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Becky Dimon | Inked My Cob | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gene Laughridge | Laughing Degree | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lucian Niemeyer | Uremia Leniency | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Phil Herr | HRH Peril | 241 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suzanne Fregly | Slay Fez Gunner | 240 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patrice Kyger | Key Tiger Crap | 240 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Al Samples | Lame Slaps | 239 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.S. Raffensparger | Prefers Fang Jars | 239 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Smith | His "J." Month | 238 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Loretta Gladsen | Loser Dental Tag | 238 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Todd | Dread Knot | 237 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Jim Reid | Mr. Jedi | 236 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Bonner | Non-Best Ever | 236 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Berryhill | Briny Briar Hell | 236 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marge Jackman | Magma Jar Neck | 236 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Margaret Schuman | Unchaste Grammar | 236 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Greenberg | Revenge Ink Berg | 233 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Karen Greenberg | Green Barren Keg | 233 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Nicholas Romanov | Nonvocal Mohairs | 232 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | P.J. Richardson | Drops Chin Jar | 232 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack Rouch | Uh, Car Jock | 232 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Seitten | Termite Sank | 231 | Third Place |
| 2355 | John Bowen | Won Hen Job | 231 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Caroline Gennity | Anointing Celery | 231 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lawrence Friedl | Wild Freelancer | 231 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Corcoran | A Roach's Rancor | 231 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pat Shea | Ape Hats | 231 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jay Wolff | Jaw Of Fly | 231 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Wolff | Fall Of Crow | 231 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Drew Roberts | Retrod Brews | 229 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Judy Kopff | OK, DJ Puffy | 229 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Russ Smith | Stirs Mush | 229 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Wilson | I'm Lost Now | 229 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joseph Method | Jet Shed Oomph | 229 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Arthur Methvin | Tavern Hurt Him | 229 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Selkregg | Elk Jig Germs | 229 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rob Cramer | Rarer Comb | 228 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fredreka Schouten | Endure Aftershock | 228 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diana Hugue | Hued Iguana | 228 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peg Sheeran | Anger Sheep | 228 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah M. Wofford | Wash Off Ramrod | 228 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John W. Myrna | Warm Johnny | 226 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nicolin Grimes | Minor Ceilings | 226 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edna Babbitt | B-b-bad at Nite | 226 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan M. Henderson | Unharness Demons | 225 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carmelo Milici | Immoral Icicle | 225 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shirley S. Duvall | Ruled Slavishly | 224 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Chernoff | Chef On Frond | 224 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Pruessner | Juror's Hen Pens | 224 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Henry J. Herman | Harm Her Jenny | 224 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tina Gibson | Boating Sin | 222 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Jim D'Amico | I Do Mic Jam | 222 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Joe Ponessa | Noose Japes | 222 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Tina Winters | Near Nitwits | 222 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Catherine O. Kaplan | Kneecap Inhalator | 222 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Adams | Puma Salad | 222 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lily Fu Swenson | Owl's Sinful Yen | 221 | Win |
| 2355 | Tara Zwillman | A Marlin Waltz | 221 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David J. Sherer | Hard Red Jives | 220 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Josh Juran | So Run Hajj | 220 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David K. Delaney | Kneaded Avidly | 219 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Robin Perry Allen | Pro Blarney Liner | 219 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Manuszak | Smack a Zany Nun | 219 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Yourell | A Rude Volley | 218 | Win |
| 2355 | Alice Klages | Glacial Seek | 218 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andy Klages | Dangles Yak | 218 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Powers | We Josh Porn | 218 | And Last |
| 2355 | Grant Martin | Migrant Rant | 217 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Funkhouser | Hock Unfunny Ears | 217 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Ponessa | Jams Ponies | 217 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Frese | Nerd's Foe | 217 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew C. Boothby | Bony Bat Chowder | 216 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Connie P. Turner | Prince Neutron | 216 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Stanghagen | Nag Shaken Gent | 216 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ward Thomas | Who, Mad Tsar? | 216 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sean M. McVeigh | Veg Mechanism | 214 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Rauma | Aura Add Vim | 214 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave R. Cervantes | Carved Veterans | 213 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Ann Gerhart | Rent Hangar | 212 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Katherine Lenard | Lankier Adherent | 211 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Robert D. German | Garment Border | 211 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Russell Pittman | Smallest Turnip | 210 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nicci Daho | Hid Cocain | 209 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Lisa Klisch | Hails Licks | 208 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Shep Evans | Shaves Pen | 208 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Evangelista | And Last: Give Alien | 208 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Mancini | Mechanical Mini | 208 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Green | Rich Genres | 208 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edward P. Moser | Madder Powers | 208 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carole Berghers | Glob Researcher | 207 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bill Stein | Bet I'll Sin! | 206 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Walter J. Probka | Blow Jerk Apart | 206 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sandy Campbell | Damn By Scalpel | 205 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Williams | Million Jaws | 205 | Win |
| 2355 | John Michael Platt | Lethal Joint Champ | 204 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Dan Cherkis | Crashed Ink | 204 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Weiderhold | Herded Kiwi Mole | 204 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rick Meyerson | Rosy Ink Creme | 204 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roy Jacobstein | Rosy Abjection | 203 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lissa Davis | Dials Visas | 203 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Jeanne O'Meara | An A-One Jeer, Ma! | 203 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Walt Wiley | Wail Wetly | 203 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Blevens | B.B., Then Elves | 203 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Judy Kahn | Had Junky | 202 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tex Whitehouse | Thou Exist, Whee! | 202 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Glanville | Venal Jig Mill | 202 | And Last |
| 2355 | Bobby Uppot | To Bop By Pub | 201 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Paul Bobowiec | Oil Up a Cobweb | 201 | Third Place |
| 2355 | George Johnston | No Honest Jogger | 201 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dale Rose | D.E.A. Loser | 201 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Nielsen | Meaner Links | 201 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joanne Nees | Nee "No Jeans" | 200 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Daryl Powell | Drywall Pole | 200 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patricia Kearney | Aerate Ink Piracy | 199 | Seventh Place |
| 2355 | Christopher Kent | Post Trench Hiker | 198 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Fontecchio | Rich Font Choices | 198 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mitch Stark | Match Skirt | 198 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Judy | JJ Houndy | 198 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | G. Waldmann | M.G. And Lawn | 197 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Fauth | Hula Factor | 197 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Kulawiec | I Buckle a Bow | 196 | Win |
| 2355 | Kevin Vail | I, Ink Valve | 195 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | David Starn | Strand Diva | 195 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Jennifer Earner | Jeer Inaner Fern | 195 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tracy Kiely | Icky Realty | 195 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lillian Wray | Nail Lily Raw! | 195 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mimi Jordan | Join Dam Rim | 195 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg McMinn | Mr. McEgg Inn | 195 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kate McMinn | Mink Men Act | 195 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura K. Noell | All Our Ankle | 194 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Al Dyson | Nosy Lad | 194 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Eric P. Gallun | Allergic Pun | 194 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Lee Modesitt | Omelet Tides | 194 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Flautt | Jam Flu Tit | 194 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Flautt | Mutilate Fly | 194 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mario Zangla | Amazon Grail | 194 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Charlie Keatts | Heretical Task | 193 | Ninth Place |
| 2355 | Maggy Shannon | Anon. Hymn Gags | 193 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Robert Sams | Somber Tsar | 193 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bruce Blackistone | Occult Inker Babes | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christi Blackistone | Rich, Slick, Obstinate | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Sorohan | Oho, Ink Smear! | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Sleater | Loser Test Act | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Q. Jura | Qua Jr. | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Margaret Stone | Greatest Roman | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Yosey | Soak My Rye | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michelle Fowler | Chewier Elf Moll | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ollie Williams | Will Oil E-mails | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Gignoux | Six Grouching | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andy Kerlin | Lean Dry Ink | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Seymour Stanley | You Try Maleness | 193 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephanie Martin | Interim Pheasant | 192 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Noah Wofsy | Why No Oafs? | 192 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Marty Youmans | Yo, Satan, My Rum! | 192 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Sofinowski | Ossified Wonk | 192 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Howard O. Allen | A Wool Handler | 192 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Rae Smith | Animated Horns | 192 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Gould | Medical Ghoul | 192 | And Last |
| 2355 | M.C. Boomgaard | Rambo Dog Cam | 191 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Gloria Miccioli | Corgi Cilia Limo | 191 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nicole Reeber | Beerier Clone | 191 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Allen Shogren | Lean Leghorns | 191 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Vincent "The Chin" Gigante | Invent Genetic Hatching | 190 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Wally the Man With Three Buttocks | Whet A Stretchable Twinkly Mouth |
190 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Ed | E.D. | 190 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Jonathan Hartman | Amaranth Tan, John? | 190 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nick Pishvanov | Posh C.V., Vain Ink | 190 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Howard | Board Thrower | 189 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Louis Y. Korman | Amorously Ink | 188 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Allan Massie | Lean Salamis | 188 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Louisa Payne | Use In Payola | 188 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Wiggins | O, Wingdings! | 186 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Wilton | Deviant Owl | 185 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Mike Schikman | Mimes Hack Ink | 185 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Rick Rosenthal | Loser Ink Chart | 185 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Anger | Enraged | 184 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Kathy Kennedy | Kneed Thy Yank | 184 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Ken Clair | Clear Ink | 184 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Farrell | Freak R.R. Mall | 184 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gail Rogers | Gorier Slag | 182 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Laura Romstedt | Alarmed Tutors | 182 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Henry | Me, Thorny? | 182 | Win |
| 2355 | Jules Rubinstein | Unbelts Injuries | 182 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tobin Hill | Billionth | 182 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frank Franz | Frank Far, N.Z. | 182 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Woltman | Want Almond | 182 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Phyllis Ryer | Shrilly Prey | 182 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Greenblatt | Rent Gabble Retort | 182 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Young | Yum! Ego Ink! | 181 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Betsy Sampson | Synapse Tombs | 181 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Victoria Moss | Sitcom Savior | 181 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Singer | Is Engraved | 181 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Art Chenowith | Another Witch | 181 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Geneva Overholser | Loser Grove Heaven | 180 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Scott Barton | Cotton Brats | 180 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Richard DeMello | Old, Idle Charmer | 179 | Win |
| 2355 | Mark Greenblatt | Trek-Garb Lament | 179 | Win |
| 2355 | Tom Green | Merge Not! | 179 | Win |
| 2355 | John Grunwell | Hung Worn Jell | 178 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Betsy Earp | Berate Spy | 178 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matt Barazia | A Bazaar Mitt | 178 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hank Maine | Hankie Man | 178 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ted Roberts | Bed Retorts | 178 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christopher Johnson | Johnnie's Short Porch | 178 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Huff | Ah, Ref Funk? | 177 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Kielmeyer | Reheat Milky Key | 177 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Ward | Dear Twerp | 177 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Pilloff | Flap For Milk | 177 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gloria Bruce | Uglier Cobra | 176 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Drew Limsky | My Lewd Risk | 176 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | George Lazopoulos | Zealous Google Pro | 176 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katherine L. George | Irate Leghorn Geek | 174 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alice Blackburn | Balkan Crucible | 174 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stacey Kahn | Ashcan Tyke | 174 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | B. Fitzgerald | Barfed Glitz | 173 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Linda Perlstein | Sillier Pendant | 173 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | Ken Marsh | Shark Men | 173 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William Foster | Moist Firewall | 172 | Abuse |
| 2355 | Marcy Dilworth | Mythic Warlord | 172 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Helen E. Gallant | Neat Angel Hell | 172 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lillian B. Broadwick | Biblical Drink AWOL | 172 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harry B. Heisler | He's Her Library | 169 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Don White | Honed Wit | 169 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shawn A. Farrell | Feral Narwhals | 168 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Michael Tharp | Match Harelip | 168 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Howard Glick | Hack Low Grid | 168 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Glick | Glib Ketch | 168 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christine Tabbert | This Crabbier Tent | 167 | Win |
| 2355 | Carolyn Armstrong | Normalcy Grantors | 166 | Win |
| 2355 | Steve Carnahan | Ashcan Veteran | 166 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Scott Barney | Batty Censor | 166 | Win |
| 2355 | Arthur J. Murphy | Jump Thru Harry | 166 | Win |
| 2355 | Paul Evans | Values Nap | 166 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Mary Rock | Army Cork | 166 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Pam Wadler | Lap-Warmed | 166 | Win |
| 2355 | Steve Rouzer | Our Zest Ever | 166 | Win |
| 2355 | Maureen Brennan | Nab Enema Runner | 165 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | M. Schmidtman | Cad Mints, Hmm? | 164 | Win |
| 2355 | Erik Hadden | Add Ink Here | 164 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robin Kreisberg | Roger, Ink Bribes | 163 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Larry Bodin | No Ribaldry! | 163 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Fike | Biker Forte | 163 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steven M. Jacoby | Ejects Navy Mob | 163 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ingrid Newkirk | Drink Wig Inker | 162 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike McKeown | We Knock Mime | 162 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Patrick Coleman | Moral: Accept Ink | 162 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donald de Kieffer | Offender Did Leak | 162 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Winslow Tuttle | Tow Sullen Twit! | 161 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Melinda Holcomb | Chamomile Blond | 161 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Mary Beth Hastings | Bathes Mynas Right | 161 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Howard Roseman | Moron Warheads | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura M. Appelbaum | A Lame Burlap Puma | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott O. Christy | Itchy Cross Tot | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jocelyn Gill | Clingy Jello | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Eisenstadt | Desalinate Chemist | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Sabey | Coyest Bats | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dana E. Wollney | Need Anally-- OW! | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.S. Adams | Sad Jams | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Glenn Magda | Mangled Nag | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beverly Magda | Bravely Gamed | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nigel J. Wallis | Jailing Wells | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Heidi C. Scanlon | Henna Codicils | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Perry Farrar | Fry Rarer Rap | 161 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tex Whitmore | Exit The Worm | 160 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Tom Dial | Dim Alto | 160 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Mike Szydlowski | Sized Milky Woks | 160 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chelsea Richmond | Chiseled Monarch | 160 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Justin E. Porto | Jupiter Snoot | 160 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christine Jackson | Chickens' Janitors | 159 | Win |
| 2355 | Jodi Kolber | I, Bold Joker | 159 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Chaney | Deny Nacho | 158 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Mark Sublette | Bulk Teamster | 158 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Phil Jacobson | Jab Chops Lion | 157 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | William F. Guida | Fugal Midi Wail | 157 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Susan R. Hoffman | Saffron Humans | 157 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fraser A. Kadera | Fake Radar Ears | 157 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harry St. Ours | Hurry! Ass Rot! | 156 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Gavin St. Ours | Stung Savior | 156 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Greg Diamond | Damn, I Gorged | 156 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andy Glendinning | Gladdening Ninny | 155 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Joe Fitzgerald | Gaze Fired Jolt | 155 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Roberts | Bribe Trolls | 155 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lydia B. Kaplan | Balky Paladin | 155 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Phil Reiser | Irish Leper | 154 | Third Place |
| 2355 | K.C. Bahry | Jr. Back | 154 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Thomas Durmick | Tumid Shamrock | 154 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Todd Moore | Domed Root | 154 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leslie P. Campbell | Spell Became Pill | 153 | Prize Donation |
| 2355 | Jake Knanishu | Junks A Hankie | 153 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rodney Small | Random Yells | 152 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Jim Proctor | J.P.: Micro Rot | 152 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | R. Gregory Capaldini | Girly Gorp Radiance | 152 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Reid Van Nattan | An Avid Entrant | 151 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Steve Silberberg | Severest Glibber | 151 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan Feyerherm | A Reefer Hymnal | 151 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Patrick Brown | Pick Brown Art | 150 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Brenner | Barmen's Throne | 150 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Philip Delduke II | I Kill Hippie Dude | 150 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elena Stover | Reveals Tone | 149 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Phil Lerman | Help Marlin | 149 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Vigneux | Expunge His Vent | 149 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Amy Mindick | My Acid Mink | 149 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James Driscoll | Acrid Jello SMS | 149 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James Hopenfeld | Flash Demon Jeep | 148 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Kirsten Schneider | Ink Screened Shirt | 148 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Ketchum | Mum Hick Jet | 148 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Audrey Scruggs | Guy Curses Grad | 148 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David M. Magness | Dammed Savings | 148 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Priscilla Pelligrino | Sillier Garlic Poplin | 148 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tim Sweeney | My Weeniest | 148 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sherry Marts | Tsar's Rhymer | 147 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Dave Harstad | Dad's Rave Hat | 147 | Win |
| 2355 | Jim Sherkel | I Jerk Helms | 147 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Feeney | He Enjoy Fen | 147 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ralph E. Adams | Alpha Dreams | 146 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Neven | Net Venom | 145 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter M. Pflug | Preempt Gulf | 144 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Hertzig | Hid Graved Zit | 143 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bill Montague | Global Minute | 143 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura Farr Collins | Roll, Unfair Rascal! | 142 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Mark Goldenberg | Grog-Blend Maker | 141 | Win |
| 2355 | Sarah Shalf | Flash A Rash | 141 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | The math department at the University of North Carolina |
Heathen Hotfoot Charlatan Painted Smutty Vernier Trim |
141 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Kevany | Thy Yak, Knave | 140 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | T. Meriwether Jones | Join Sweeter Therm | 139 | Ears No One Reads |
| 2355 | John Schwartz | Wrath J. Schnoz | 139 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nicole Stewart | Enact Loser Wit | 139 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jo Burton | Run To Job | 139 | Second Place |
| 2355 | J.S. Duke | DJ Suke | 139 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Pietrowski | Post Kiwi Remark | 139 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Zajac | Ape-Jet Czar | 139 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joel Bernstein | Jetliner Bones | 138 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Singletary | Loser Tanning Day | 138 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob London | Old Bon-bon | 138 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Stone | Resection | 138 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tina McMullin | Mimic Tall Nun | 138 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | George Griffith | Firefight Gorge | 137 | Third Place |
| 2355 | John Rather | The Horn Jar | 137 | Win |
| 2355 | Ray Cohen | Horny Ace | 137 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ben Feldman | Men Bled Fan | 137 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Honus Thuermer | Nether Humours | 136 | Third Place |
| 2355 | The OM-Classics Team | Stomach Meat Slices | 136 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edward Belfar | Faded Brawler | 136 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Goldfarb | Cabled For Grub | 135 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael K. Keney | Many Like Cheek | 135 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sharon Waters | Tan Warhorses | 135 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anthony Silk | Holy Ink Ants | 135 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lee Hurwitz | The Wiz Rule | 135 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Aunt Ethel | Latent Hue | 134 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Jerry Belenker | Brr. Jeer Keenly. | 134 | Win |
| 2355 | Paul Briggs | Burlap Gigs | 134 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mimi Herman | Mini Hammer | 134 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Phyllis Fung | Ply Lungfish | 134 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Feiler | Briefer Clue | 134 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andy Cowan | Canyon Wad | 134 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elijah Tucker | Hijacker Lute | 133 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Sally Booher | Real Sly Hobo | 131 | Win |
| 2355 | Bruce Dean | Burned Ace | 130 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Anne Oliveira | Naive Aileron | 130 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Tammy Petrillo | Optimal Myrtle | 130 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Tristan Siegel | Tsar Is Gentile | 130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Thurston | Hot, Stubborn | 130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anna Shaw | Wanna Ash? | 130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Celeste Yousoof | Yo, Use Feces Tool! | 130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Ullom | Bull Boom | 130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rich Hoffman | Harm Chiffon | 130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barry Talsky | Bray Starkly | 130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edward S. Costley | Cowardly Steeds | 130 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matthew Cuba | We Attach Bum | 129 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donal Hogan | Hand Lagoon | 128 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James A. Michael | Jams Each Email | 128 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin P. Riley | Very Pin-Like | 127 | Win |
| 2355 | Lorraine Jacobs | Loser Crania Job | 127 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Walters | Lewd Tears | 127 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John P. Mulville | Novel Hill Jump | 127 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Cascella | LA Bocce Labs | 127 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lis Cascella | Lilac Scales | 127 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Saul S. Singer | Ruin Glasses | 127 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeannette Bunting | Benign Junta Tenet | 127 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Hugh Richards | High Card Rush | 127 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jess Lyon | Lens Joys | 126 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Steven M. Wilson | Svelte Minnows | 126 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Angela Cross | Loser Can Sag | 126 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Wendy Weinberg | We Deny Brewing | 126 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathleen Brandli | Handlebar Tinkle | 125 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom LaManna | Man-Alto Man | 125 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sara Jenkins | Sane Ink Jars | 125 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Judith Jenkins | Junk Hindi Jest | 125 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lori Millen | Lion Miller | 124 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Joel Tompkins | Ink Jolts Poem | 124 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Douglas J. Hoylman | Almond Joy Laughs | 124 | Third Place |
| 2355 | J. vonBushberger | Rev. Hung Jobbers | 124 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Katie McBride | Mediate Brick | 124 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Seumas Gillecriosd | Sugarless Domicile | 124 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Chickering | Her Inching Jock | 124 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Willy Hawkins | Wails "Why Link?" | 124 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edward Palm | Map Dawdler | 124 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bobby Sorensen | Snobbery Bones | 123 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Katherine Wertheim | Hire Weathermen Kit | 123 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Jill Gross | Rolls Jigs | 123 | Win |
| 2355 | Ben Lee | Nee Bel | 123 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Janice Evans | Java Incense | 123 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Melanie Evans | Eleven Manias | 123 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jill Evans | Vain Jells | 123 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donald Brasek | Bad Slander OK | 123 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Renee D'Amico | Ace Domineer | 123 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harry J. Hewson | Her Horny Jaws | 122 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Harr | Via Hard Rd. | 122 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Clifton Skoczylas | Cozy as Flintlocks | 122 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Ewa Skoczylas | Sleazy Wackos | 122 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Glenn Conlon | Long N.L. Nonce | 122 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Henry Kivett | Irk Thy Event | 122 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Frandsen | J.F. Darns Neon | 122 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Jones | Cons A Jenny | 121 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Steam | Steamed | 121 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Twink Ruffing | Gruff Ink Twin | 121 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Justin Sondak | Adjusts No Ink | 121 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeffrey Carl | Fry Calf. Jeer. | 120 | Win |
| 2355 | Rich Murphy | Hurry, Chimp | 120 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anonymous | O No! My Anus! | 120 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Wilkerson | Loser Saw Sun Ink | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tina Ament | Tan Inmate | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marcia Doran | Rancid Aroma | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg Gust | St. Egg Rug | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Skip Flegnaut | Plugs Ink Feat | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Janice M. Hall | Lilac Hen Jam | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sylvia Byrne | Vary Bylines | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew W. Culhane | Award When Uncle | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Bardos | A Brass Hoard | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathryn Kidd | Thy Kid Drank | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Heather Jamieson | Hate Jasmine Hero | 119 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura Wilson | Urinals AWOL | 118 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Robert P. Starling | Transport Gerbil | 118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barbara Shannon Dykes | Kosher Brandy Bananas | 118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gerald Epstein | Greediest Plan | 118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nicole Petrillo | Cotillion Leper | 118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Parsons | Parasol Puns | 118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna DeSoto | Donated Soon | 118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew Flannery | Far Lewder Nanny | 118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan Simon | Jinn Moans Oath | 118 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed O'Reilly | Eerily Old | 117 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | R.A. Heindl | Hail Nerd! | 117 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Freedman-Schnapp | Impeach Flashcard Penmen! | 116 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Brent Weaver | New Vertebra | 116 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrea Bakewell Lowery | Lone Breakaway Dweller | 116 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ariele Revots | Votes Earlier | 116 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edith Lund | Idled Hunt | 116 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Galbraith | Halt Rash Airbag | 115 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott MacKenzie | Comic Zest Taken | 114 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Howard Stern | Horned Warts | 114 | Abuse |
| 2355 | Jim Brockton | Rob Mint Jock | 114 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Johnson | Porno Hen Jest | 113 | Seventh Place |
| 2355 | David Buchholz | Huh? Cola DVD Biz! | 113 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Phil Forjan | Hon Flip Jar | 113 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Agata Newlacil | Glaciate A Lawn | 113 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tara Strawderman | Warms A Retardant | 113 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Melanie Zyck | Zany Elk Mice | 113 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Dunlap | Plum Enchilada | 113 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Bascom | Mom's Cash Boat | 113 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suzanne Barone | Ensure Bonanza | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nick D'Amico | Acidic Monk | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tchaka Owen | Octane Hawk | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brad Blaine Jr. | Lend Jar, Rabbi | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeannie Barker | Jean Ink-Bearer | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Barker | Rubber Creak | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lawrence S. Robins | Scrawnier Nobles | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William Dunne | I Annul Mildew | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Philip Evans | Evil Hip Pans | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Temple | Empty Glare | 111 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrew Cullen | Unwell Dancer | 110 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Jim Gaffney | Jiffy Mange | 110 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Fay | Party Fee | 110 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Doug Keim | Go, Emu Kid! | 110 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen LaCroix | Anorexic Lark | 109 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don J. Donchi | Oh, Djinn Doc! | 109 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | A.J. Richardson | Nordic Rajahs | 109 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Marian Sullivan | Ruins Vain Llama | 109 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Allan Galfund | A Gnu Landfall | 109 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jimmie Market | Maim Jerk Item | 109 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rick Grimes | Grim Sicker | 109 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Grimes | Cry Meanings | 109 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maria Wainer Yaffe | A Fireman! Fire Away! | 109 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Wolf | Vowel Fink | 109 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | George Friedman | Reforged Enigma | 108 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gil Renberg | Brr, Neglige! | 108 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Ehrenberg | Rich Green Beer | 108 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.C. Bahry | Jr. Bach | 108 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Albert Diaz | Tidal Zebra | 108 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alex de los Reyes | Loser Lad Eyes Ex | 107 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Martin Lawson | Nominal Warts | 106 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Andrew Forin | Narrow Fiend | 106 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Pete Clime | Ice Temple | 106 | Win |
| 2355 | Margaret Smith | Theist Grammar | 106 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Ferguson Jr. | Unshorn Ogre JFJ | 106 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Hazelton | Seventh Zealot | 105 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Rich Milauskas | Rakish Musical | 105 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Clayton Carrad | Cordial Dandy Cravat | 105 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Albert | Tomb Alert | 105 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roger Bea | Robe Rage | 104 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Emily E. Manuel | Yule Melamine | 104 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Julie Stone | Jute Insole | 104 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard A. Millstein | Miscarried Anthill | 104 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Madi Green | Enema Grid | 104 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scooter Krattenmaker | Neat Retrorocket Mask | 104 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Gersh | Cheers Grub | 103 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Harry Chernoff | Err, Horny Chaff? | 103 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Paisner | An Ink Spree | 103 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Steinmetz | Little Men's Biz | 102 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Mike Flannery | Fry Enamel Ink | 102 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Kane | Not Casket | 102 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diane Smith | Mini Deaths | 102 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shirlee Weingarten | Tinnier Gearwheels | 102 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ralph T. Webb | Phew, B.L.T. Bar! | 102 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Finigan | Imagine Fink | 101 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Craig Conrath | Tragic Anchor | 101 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bradford A. Jewett | Barfed Toward Jet | 101 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Papan Devnani | Panda Nap Vine | 101 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eddie Sacks | Ceded a Kiss | 101 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Denise Romano | Smeared Onion | 101 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Murray | Rum Army Ark | 100 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bernard Davis | Drain Adverbs | 100 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kurt Beals | Bus Talker | 99 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rajiv Suri | I Jar Virus | 98 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Rich Inman | Mini Ranch | 98 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Lois Roisman | Raisins Loom | 98 | Win |
| 2355 | Ian Fossberg | Gas Bonfires | 98 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Melissa Fossberg | Frog's Assemblies | 98 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kim Patterson | Tamer Post Ink | 97 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joseph Atkins | A Posh Ink Jest | 96 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Dan Byrne | Nerdy Ban | 96 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jack M. Rudolph | Hurl Damp Jock | 95 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rick Wasser | Wires Racks | 95 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary McKethan | Crank Thy Game | 94 | Win |
| 2355 | Mark Miller | Lark Elm Rim | 94 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carleton MacDonald | Damn Candle Locator | 94 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ted Hirt | The Dirt | 93 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Ellen A. Blackwell | Walk Nacelle Bell | 93 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Pamela King | A Pink Gleam | 93 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Jo Ann York | No-Nark Joy | 93 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Ann Wilkinson | Anon Wins Link | 93 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Rosie Connard | Scarred Onion | 93 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | W. Tyler Estler | Try Wet Seller | 92 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Robert E. McCarthy | Try Torch Embrace | 91 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Michael Rosman | Elm Harmonicas | 91 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Susan K. Hill | Hauls Kilns | 91 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marnie Reed | Am Reindeer | 91 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bryan Van Norden | Bravo, Nerd Nanny | 91 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | PDKL Letellier | Pelleted Krill | 90 | Seventh Place |
| 2355 | Mollie Peek Roland | Impanelled Looker | 90 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Bill Kelly | Kill Belly | 90 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Judy Kelly | KY Jelly'd | 90 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Scott Jordan | Darn Cot Jots | 90 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bill Purvis | Villi Burps | 90 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Dave Finkbinder | Ink Adverb Fiend | 90 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Paul Bickart | A Brutal Pick | 90 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Joe Weissman | Owes Jasmine | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisa Massarella | Llama's Salaries | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gene Reiher | Rehire Gene | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Stephen Connard | Transcend Phone | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jill Drain | Drain Jill | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karl Means | Ankle Arms | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joel J. Roessner | J.J. Leers Sooner | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Kirkwood | Doctor's Wok Kit | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laurel Bergold | Globular Elder | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jay D. Majors | Mad Jar Joys | 90 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Harshman | Ram's Snot Hatch | 90 | And Last |
| 2355 | G.C. Owens | News Cog | 89 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Kugler | Kill the Zebu Rage | 89 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adam Koons | Nomad's Oak | 89 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Yukari Horiba | Rob Airy Haiku | 89 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Herskowitz | Bother Reworks Zit | 89 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Terri Strassburger | Stir Rarest Burgers | 89 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ginger Fitzpatrick | Rip Czar Gift, Get Ink | 89 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kelly Fitzpatrick | Talky Fritz Pickle | 89 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Nachtsheim | This Advanced Him | 88 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Howard Mortman | Damn Hot Marrow | 88 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Marshall Goldstein | Landless Algorithm | 88 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sherry Brown | Brown Sherry | 87 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Gerald Hrenko Jr. | Jerk Long, Harder | 87 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Ken Troccoli | Cricket Loon | 87 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Heather Nann Davis | Thin Savannah Deer | 87 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elisa Braver | Beaver Lairs | 87 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roland Williams | Similar Lowland | 87 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Walter Erickson | Wet Loser Ink Arc | 87 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kym Helbig | He Bilk Gym | 85 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Faden | Chained Flame | 84 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Genesee Adkins | Send Inkage, See? | 84 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Stephen Serban | Spent Her Beans | 84 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bill Franklin | Fill Link Barn | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Emily Schilling | Chilling Smiley | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Ferry | Berry Fob | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Harry F. Cole | Oh, Feral Cry | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Cleary | Her Acrylics | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mac Lloyd | Lacy Mold | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Walter Cronin | Worn Clarinet | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kate Renmer | Remake Rent | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Suzanne Gesin | A Sneezing Sun | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisa Clark | Lilac Arks | 84 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Miller & Chevalier | Vermicelli & Haler | 84 | And Last |
| 2355 | Robb Mathews | Wreath Bombs | 83 | Win |
| 2355 | Kent Rogers | Green Stork | 82 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Roberts | Smart Broker | 82 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Debbie Pieper | Ripe Biped Bee | 82 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Donna Bell | Lean Blond | 82 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Rogers | Ranker Ogres | 81 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Jo Robbins | Rob Job = Sin | 81 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan G. Price | Hectoring Japan | 81 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Dent | Candle Rot | 81 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Deena MacDonald Andrus | Dad's Unadorned Manacle | 80 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | David Sullivan | Duns Livid Lava | 80 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Jim Town | Jim Won't | 80 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Eric Robert Jablow | Erotic Barber Jowl | 80 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Buster Baker | Berserk Tuba | 80 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Blair Ewing | Gerbil Wain | 80 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rob Carter | Cab Terror | 80 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Greg Wilinski | Wigglier Inks | 80 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cara Liebenson | Inane Loser Cab | 80 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Mathiason | Naiad Vomit Dash | 80 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Richard | A Rapid Lurch | 79 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Dorothy Gaillard | Hard Dilatory Log | 79 | Second Place |
| 2355 | M. Gallagher | Egg Harm All | 79 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Janice Marie Gibbs | Jeer Magician's Bib | 79 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robin Pemantle | Printable Omen | 79 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Myra Purdum | A Dummy Purr | 79 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Trudy Wayne Howland | Downy Wheat Laundry | 79 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Hoffman | Jam Offff, Hen! | 79 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Wartik | Weak Trivets | 79 | And Last |
| 2355 | Tom C. Korologos | Stockroom Logo | 78 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Anne Wolfson | No Flaws, None | 78 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | David Kuebrich | Hired Avid Buck | 78 | Second Place |
| 2355 | L. Woodall | AWOL Doll | 78 | Win |
| 2355 | J. Lakshmanan | Has a JKLM an' N | 78 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas Coffey | Mooches Taffy | 78 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Bunyak | Eye Vast Bunk | 78 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Shorr | Rad Shiv Rod | 78 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shelley Crossland | Loser Lass Lynched | 78 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dennis Goris | No Rigidness | 77 | Win |
| 2355 | D.J. Dohahey | He'd Had Joy | 77 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | T.L. McBride | Mr. Iced BLT | 77 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Graffy Sparrow | Spry Arrow Gaff | 77 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sue Witner | Ensure Wit | 76 | Win |
| 2355 | Elsa Newman | Enamel Swan | 76 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Erica Hughes | Gauche Heirs | 75 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bernie Harris | Rehires Brain | 75 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Kent | Skeet Vent | 75 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karen Lubienicki | Ink Brake Uncle (II) | 75 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James M. Lopez | Jeez, Slap Mom? | 74 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ignatius McBundy | Smudgy Cabin Unit | 74 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chuck Coleman | Coachmen Luck | 73 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Bill McClatchie | All Climb Hectic | 73 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Robert Lisle | Sell Orbiter | 73 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Angus MacLean Thuermer | Rehung Sacramental Emu | 73 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joan Koury | Oak Joy Run | 73 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Waldo L. Jaquith | Had a Jowl Quilt | 73 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Sam | Ask Mime | 72 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Chuck Roast | Roast Chuck | 72 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Brock | Cob Honk Jr. | 72 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Trombly | Myrtle Knob | 72 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alison Sohmer | His Loser Moan | 72 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Gillcrist | Citric Grill Shard | 71 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Ellen Meyerson | No Enemy Seller | 71 | Win |
| 2355 | Gary Cornelison | Crayoning Loser | 71 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Judy Premer | Premed Jury | 71 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Swisher | I Swill Herbs | 70 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adam K. Lee | Make Deal | 70 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Gene O'Neill | Online Glee | 70 | Second Place |
| 2355 | William J. Irvin | I Will Vim In Jar | 70 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sandy Quallich | I'll Quash Candy | 70 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joann Rizzo | No Jazz Iron | 70 | And Last |
| 2355 | Peter Orazem | A Zero Temper | 69 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Bruce W. Van Roy | Very Urban Cow | 69 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Pat Scully | Lusty Clap | 69 | Win |
| 2355 | W.S. Furie | Fur Wise | 69 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Liz Lee | I'll Zee | 69 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Thomas R. McCabe | Combat Marches | 69 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bruce Ramsay | Merry Abacus | 69 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jennifer Bostic | Fine Cretin Jobs | 69 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sue Hanson | Ashen Onus | 68 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kate Weizel | We Like Zeta | 68 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Harvey | A Hilly Verb | 68 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gordon A. Janis | Adjoin Organs | 68 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric Chang | Anger Chic | 68 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan Lechter | Jolt Heathen Narc | 67 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Harold Weiss | Loser's "Haw" Id | 67 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kristie Lyn Dunleavy | Levity Underlays Ink | 67 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Catherine Sloss | Each Loser's Snit | 67 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kom Kunyosying | Young Smoky Ink | 67 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Verrey | Lib Revelry | 67 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edward Tweddell | Twaddled Lewder | 66 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Delfattore | A Fjord Telethon | 66 | Third Place |
| 2355 | John Vogel | John Glove | 66 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christie Kennedy | The Ink Residency | 65 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frank Mason | Manna Forks | 62 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Jamie Walker | Wear Like Jam | 62 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Holman | Heaven Molts | 62 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robyn Kroll-Remick | Belly Knock Mirror | 62 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan Fraim | Nonfat Hair Jam | 62 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | James M. Vennett | Men Vent Jetsam | 62 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike White | Kiwi Theme | 61 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rod Reynolds | Dry Loser Don | 61 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matthew F. Wagner | We Thaw Fragment | 61 | And Last |
| 2355 | R. Scott Krick | R.R. Ticktocks | 60 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rick Lewis | Wiser Lick | 60 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Gadd | Hadj Dong | 60 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Deborah Howell | A Hollowed Herb | 60 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard W. Stickle | Rear Width Clicks | 60 | And Last |
| 2355 | Edward Seiler | Raised Lewder | 59 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Blake Reid | Like Beard | 59 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Bryan Camp | Campy Barn | 59 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Gillette | Insults Eaglet | 59 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Buzbee | A Breezy Bug | 59 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Neville | Lean Dill Vine | 59 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jerry Knight | Ring Thy Jerk | 58 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Ryuta Ohtani | An Authority | 58 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim London | Djinn Loom | 58 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sandy Rieland | Darned Inlays | 58 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Kaufman | Unman A Fork | 57 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Stuart Beardall | Dual Bra Rattles | 57 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Kathy Hanger | Gather Hanky | 57 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sarah Guy | Sugar Hay | 57 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Kramer | Canny Remark | 57 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rafael Eschly | Sheer Fallacy | 57 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Graver | Gravel Chimera | 57 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leslie Burket | Rebuilt Keels | 56 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Benjie Watts | Beta Jest Win | 56 | Abuse |
| 2355 | Sydd Souza | Sad, Dozy Us | 56 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Cindy Aldrich | Richly Candid | 56 | Second Place |
| 2355 | E.J. Wassmer | We Jar Mess | 56 | Win |
| 2355 | Ray Smith | Trims Hay | 56 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David I. Gilbert | Dividable Grit | 56 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Miranda Marsh | Damn Arm Hairs | 55 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Helen Sheingorn | Nosh Leering Hen | 55 | Win |
| 2355 | Andy Cohen | Deny Nacho | 55 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John P. Fitzpatrick | J.F.: Think Pi, Top Czar | 55 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard E. Swindell | Heraldic Swindler | 55 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dabe Murphy | A Bumpy Herd | 55 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Debbie Ruffing | Feuding Fibber | 55 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dennis Skoff | 'Skins Offend | 54 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Gloria Mehrtens | Hot Malingerers | 54 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Bill Rubacky | A Brick Bully | 54 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Annie Tevelin | Linen Naivete | 54 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ben Tevelin | Lenten Vibe | 54 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sandy Tevelin | Navel Density | 54 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Tevelin | Deviant Devil | 54 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jill Roessner | Jeer Sin Rolls | 54 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alex Robbins | Axle Ribbons | 54 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Al Hattal | A Tall Hat | 54 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Don Buening | Dungeon Bin | 52 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | C. Buffington | Tin Bong Cuff | 52 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Coneeny | Coherency Sin | 52 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Goldberg | Ragged Blond | 52 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eileen Kirby | Beery Ink Lie | 52 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fred Burton | Burned Fort | 52 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Linda Douglas | Languid Loads | 52 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christopher W. Moon | Throws Microphone | 51 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Bud Quigley | Lubed Guy IQ | 51 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jon Gianiny | Any Joining? | 51 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Citron | Mini Cot, Jr. | 51 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ceola McNeil | Clone Malice | 51 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol Lantz | Not All Czar | 51 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andre Barbera | Darn Bare Bear! | 51 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Brodman | Damn Job Horn | 51 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Terri Bauknight | I Grub That Inker | 51 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jane Paulkovich | Java Cup = Ink Hole | 50 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kate Koutavlis | Taut Veal Kiosk | 50 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tod Butler | Older Butt | 50 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Powers | Probe Swill | 49 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Charles A. Lauer | Clausal Hearer | 49 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Richard Barna | Darn Crab Hair! | 49 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Dan Morgan | Dragon Man | 49 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michelle Morgan | Cholera Lemming | 49 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nazan Armenian | Nan Ran In A Maze | 49 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Will Riegger | I Regrew Gill | 49 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joan Riegger | Jeer A Gringo | 49 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Prokop | Book Bop PR | 49 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Diane Prokop | Dear Ink Poop | 49 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Mann | O Mtn. Man! | 48 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Kacey Kology | Kooky Legacy | 48 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Erin J. Dingle | Diner Jingle | 48 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Eleanor Grass | Granola Seers | 48 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Michael Paulkovich | Mock Chili Upheaval | 47 | Win |
| 2355 | Michael Michalik | Maim Helical Hick | 46 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Matt Young | Agony Mutt | 46 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Stephanie Ward | Inept Warheads | 46 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brian Sink | Ink Brains | 46 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susannah Rosenblatt | Ruthless Banana Snot | 46 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Knowles | J.K.'s Neon Howl | 46 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Chalecki | Hatcheck Bile | 45 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Mary Ann Johnson | Nanny Jam Honors | 45 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bernie Augustine | A Beer-Genius Unit | 45 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Odegard | Degraded Ova | 45 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adele Odegard | Goaded Leader | 45 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jane Bancroft | Can Barf On Jet | 45 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Metzger | Jeez, MM Grit | 44 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | George Kirschenbauer | Gorier Greenback Hues | 44 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Mrs. Airey's English class | Screaming Shrill Essays | 44 | Win |
| 2355 | Stephanie Reiss | Inapt Heiresses | 44 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Clineff | Jiff Fen Clef | 44 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joseph Broderick | Probe Hired Jocks | 44 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Trigobogg | Dragging Boot | 44 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nadine Devay | Denied A Navy | 44 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christine Keiner | Their Sincere Ink | 44 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andrea Pendleton | Oleander Pendant | 44 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Alan Pendleton | Polled Antenna | 44 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bernadette Scholastica Hearn | Acrobatic Neanderthal Sheets | 43 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Valentino AssateaguePonyFootfalls Wiebel |
Unavailable Sweeties Only Offal On Top Stage |
43 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Keith Drewes | Width Seeker | 43 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Dale A. Rice | Clear Idea | 42 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Ancell | Lame Nickel | 42 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edward Owens | Onward Swede! | 42 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shana Wagger | Wage Hangars | 41 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Bob Hodges | Hog Sobbed | 41 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Chris Lynt | Stir Lynch | 41 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Maher | Mink Heaver | 41 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Eanes | Sneaky Heat | 41 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Allen R. Taylor | Learnt Orally | 40 | Seventh Place |
| 2355 | Hershal Shevade | Rehashed Halves | 40 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Sonya Winner | A Nosy Winner | 40 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Larry Hurley | Really Hurry | 40 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Anthony D'Antoni | Tiny And Not A Hon | 40 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Yvonne Pover | Proven Envoy | 40 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Pover | Report Veep | 40 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Seid | Did Advise | 40 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Roger Gross | Sorer Grogs | 40 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Benson | Terser Bonbon | 40 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | No Name Given | Evening Moan | 40 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Julie Allen | I Jell Ulnae | 40 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Henry Lynton | Try Nylon Hen | 39 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Richard J. Swanson | Ninja's Chord Wars | 39 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Kelly A. Lindner | Really Lend Ink | 39 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Stacey Carter | Scarce Treaty | 39 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Abbie Thompson | Boatmen Bishop | 39 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lowell Feld | Dell Fellow | 39 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Lehker | Mother Elk | 39 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Shearer | Reheats Verse | 39 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Frank Byrne | Rank By Fern | 39 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Theresa A. Bowen | A Banshee Tower | 39 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Etta Saunders | Suede Tartans | 38 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Boogie Weinglass | Woolie Bagginess | 38 | Abuse |
| 2355 | Jim Reidy | Miry Jedi | 38 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Joe Guderjohn | Jog, Jeer Hound | 38 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Louise Megargee | Meager Eulogies | 38 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Lee Raby | Be Early | 38 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Nancy Rogers | Scanner Orgy | 38 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Moses | SOS Me | 38 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Kolb | Milk Job | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Henry Chesnoff | Nosh Ferny Chef | 37 | Unranked Runner-Up |
| 2355 | Joyce A. Sauter | Cute Joy Areas | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Andre Jones | Send One Jar | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kevin Smith | Ink Vets Him | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mrs. Myron's civics class | Crass Corn vs. Sly Mimics | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Philip Fleet | File Help Tip | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joe Milazzo II | Jazz? I Lie, I Moo! | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura Martinengo | Ruminate Granola | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jimmy Vincent | Mince My J.V. Nit | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jed Babbin | Nabbed Jib | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Wayne Kemp | New Map Key | 37 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Merman | Me Ream Mink | 36 | Idea for Contest |
| 2355 | Frank Rodriguez | Grazed Ink Furor | 36 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Mary Ellen Hughes | Hurl Eagle Hymens | 36 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Matthew J. Linn | Melt Ninth Jaw | 36 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Hunter | Helium Chanter | 36 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jim Reynolds | Joins Dry Elm | 36 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Hoover | Honor J.V. Hoe | 35 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathleen Akerley | Leather Ankle Key | 35 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gary Desilets | Sly Tragedies | 35 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Maggie Wolff Peterson | Top Loser Gaffe: Mewing | 35 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William Osborn | A Billion Worms | 35 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Graziano | Dig Ovarian Adz | 34 | Eighth Place |
| 2355 | Bob Ambler | "Om" Babbler | 34 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Reef family | Ye Farm Life | 34 | Win |
| 2355 | John Anders | John's A Nerd | 34 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Vincent Rivellese | Eleven Civil Terns | 34 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Charles | Lather Creeps | 33 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Stephen Licht | Stench! Help It! | 33 | Win |
| 2355 | Mark Horowitz | Irk Matzoh Row | 32 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dick Chenoweth | Chew the Ink, Doc | 32 | And Last |
| 2355 | David Honigs | Dashing Void | 31 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Janie Honigs | Jinn Hoagies | 31 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Donald Courtney | Colonnaded Yurt | 31 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Mike Sacks | Skims Cake | 31 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Wangness | Vegan's Wetness | 31 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Dramstad | Try Mad Dramas | 31 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Wood | Ode Wonk | 30 | Seventh Place |
| 2355 | Wendy Borsari | Rowdy Serbian | 30 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Heidi Moore | Re-Hoe Idiom | 30 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Matthew J. Peterkin | Map Twentieth Jerk | 30 | Third Place |
| 2355 | James H. McDonough | Judge Common Hash | 30 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Claire Timms | It's Clammier | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ann Hall | NH? All N/A | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barbara Kallas | Balsa Kraal Bra | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Waters | Absorb Wet | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lisa Waters | Wears Tails | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lynne De Paso | Sonny Leaped | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bill Myrons | Briny Molls | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Adam Hirschfeld | Hard, Dismal Chef | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Beth Tucker | Be The Truck | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elizabeth Rangin | Zenith in Algebra | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Katherine Struck | Kraut Thickeners | 30 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Christina Bahl | Inhabits Larch | 29 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Gene Lesser | Serene Legs | 29 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ed Leonardo | Darned Oleo! | 29 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sharon Kuykendall | Unholy Naked Larks | 27 | Win |
| 2355 | Jeff Gold | DJ Elf Fog | 27 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Larry Schuler | Hurry Recalls | 27 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joanne Findley | Enjoy Fine Land | 27 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David H. Green | Evading Herd | 27 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ken Linker | Ink Kernel | 27 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Meg Nazdin | Dazing Men | 26 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | William Moschke | Hammock Willies | 26 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Gloria Chonka | Croaking Halo | 26 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Zinie Chen | Hi, Nice Zen! | 26 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | John Mazza | No Jazz Ham | 26 | Win |
| 2355 | Deborah J. Curry | Drab Ochre Jury | 26 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Thompson | Hid Post-Mod Van | 26 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lynn Harding | Hang Nil 'n' Dry | 26 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Laura Hoffman | Half Fun Aroma | 26 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Fritz Stolzenback | Frozen Stack Blitz | 25 | Win |
| 2355 | Andi Wildt | Tidal Wind | 25 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Art Stern | Rents Rat | 25 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Debby Prigal | A Pebbly Grid | 24 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Dot Devore | Vetoed Rod | 24 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Keeter | Stock Teeter | 24 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joey Zarrow | Wry Ooze Jar | 24 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Karen Kimmel-Militzer | Maze-like Kremlin Trim | 24 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dan Shvodian | Do Vain Hands | 24 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Larry Brett | Rattle By R.R. | 24 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mimi Murray | Airy Mum Rim | 24 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barry Hurewitz | Why Bizarre Rut? | 23 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Ali Smiley | Mislay Lei | 23 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Terri Dann | Train Nerd | 23 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Carol Haney McVea | Holy Caveman Race | 23 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Brendan Lane | Lend A Banner | 23 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rhona Bosin | Brash Onion | 23 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric E. McCollum | Cruel Elm Comic | 23 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Michael Bonett | Celibate Month | 23 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | A.K. Merryman | Yank Rammer | 22 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Holly McMullen | Mull Cello Hymn | 22 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | R. Sharp | PR Rash | 22 | Win |
| 2355 | Michelle Stenger | Retelling Scheme | 22 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Carol V. Strachan | Cornstarch Lava | 21 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tony Buckley | Club Yon Tyke | 21 | And Last |
| 2355 | Kris Morris | Kiss Mirror | 19 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kennon Smith | Mink Hen Snot | 19 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter A. Molinaro | Praetorian Mole | 19 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Paul Sparta | Pupa Altars | 19 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J. Preston Sparrer | Rents Proper Jars | 19 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Lou Smith | Solarium Myth | 19 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pat Gentner | Entrap Gent | 18 | Ninth Place |
| 2355 | Mike "Gaithersburg" Berman | Big Heartbreaking Summer | 18 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | John F. Donley | Johnny Do Elf | 18 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Svartz | Avers TV Zest | 18 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Craig M. Lewis | Miracle Wigs | 18 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rob Mendelson | Loser Bondmen | 18 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Howard Walker | A Hawker World | 17 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Larry "Pikesville" Rubin | Perky, Burlier Villains | 17 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steven A. Weinstein | Entwines Naivetes | 17 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | C. Lynne Richardson | Scold Richer Nanny | 17 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cara Horowitz | Whoa, Czar Trio! | 17 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Elena Horowitz | A Lone Howitzer | 17 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mike Tidwell | Wit Killed Me | 16 | Win |
| 2355 | Paul H. Parent | Hunt Apparel | 16 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Aaron Suplizio | Zap Our Liaison | 16 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bob Sibley | Boy's Bible | 16 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tom Reed | Red Tome | 16 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Shari Kallmyer | Hallmark Is Rye | 16 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cindy Karpaw | Panicky Ward | 16 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kara Grant | Karat Rang | 16 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Cynthia Larsen | Silent Anarchy | 16 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Gilbert | Jingle Throb | 15 | Seventh Place |
| 2355 | Evan Steinhart | Teeth Nirvanas | 15 | Third Place |
| 2355 | John Cooper | John Cop Ore | 15 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J.M. Crowe | Cow Me, Jr. | 15 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dave Noon | Do Novena | 14 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Mrs. S.T. Prevost | TV Press Storm | 14 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | J. Chanmugam | Man Chug Jam | 14 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lance Cone | Acne Clone | 14 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Kelly | Honky Jell | 14 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Frances Borrell-Gould | Cruder, Abnormal Self-Glory | 14 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ro Hofford | Rod Off Rho | 14 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Pat Wallace | Alpaca Welt | 14 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ronald Varuska | Aardvark 'n' Soul | 14 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Michael | Almost Hectic | 13 | Uncles |
| 2355 | Marjean Willett | We Jilt Maternal | 13 | Eighth Place |
| 2355 | Jennifer Mendelsohn | Lemon-Freshened Jinn | 13 | Seventh Place |
| 2355 | Ned Lilly | Lend Lily | 13 | Third Place |
| 2355 | John Hughes-Hasle | John! Lug Hasheesh! | 13 | Win |
| 2355 | Donna Hughes-Hasle | Huge Hassle on Hand | 13 | Win |
| 2355 | Hank | Khan!!!!! | 13 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sally Longinotti | Instant Lily Logo | 13 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Dorothy Loang | Hard Ontology | 13 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Rosenberg | Verbose Regents | 13 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Clara M. Glock | Go Crack Mall | 13 | And Last |
| 2355 | Kevin Dunleavy | Valued Ink Envy | 12 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Jimmy Nguyen | Ye Gummy Jinn | 12 | Win |
| 2355 | Mort Oakes | Make Torso | 11 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Rick Greene | Creek Reign | 11 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Addison L. Gilmore | Gilded Monorails | 11 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jan Genevro | Even Jargon | 11 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Phil Clutts | Pull Stitch | 10 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeannie Jasper Edwards | Rewarded A Ninja's Jeeps | 10 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Oliver Sommers | Loser-Ism Mover | 10 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Richard Maltagliati | Airtight Acrid Llama | 10 | And Last |
| 2355 | Terri Levine | Nit Reliever | 9 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Robert Hofheimer | Mob For Hire There | 9 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Anna Sokol | Nasal Nook | 9 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gordon Angell | Long, Long Dare | 9 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Eric D. Greenberg | Green Ceder Brig | 9 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jonathan S. Silber | Nasal Herb Joints | 9 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | E. Kelly Merritte | Treelike Myrtle | 9 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rich Isaacman | Anarchic Aims | 9 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kathy Pedelty | They Kept Lady | 9 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Susan Campbell | Balance Slumps | 8 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Kenneth Lynch | Then Lynch Ken | 8 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Barry Reichenbaugh | Hurrah, Agency Bribe! | 8 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ron Vlaskamp | OK Vamp, Snarl | 7 | Ninth Place |
| 2355 | Rob Runett | Tut Reborn | 7 | Eighth Place |
| 2355 | Todd Kolm | K.O. Dolt M.D. | 7 | Eighth Place |
| 2355 | Anthony Fabic | Cohabit Fanny | 7 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Catherine D. Richardson | Hidden Iron Characters | 7 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Edward Giefer | Fried Ragweed | 7 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Beverley Brown | Very Noble Brew | 7 | Win |
| 2355 | Mark Hagstrom | Smog Harm Kart | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Craig Garland | A Glaring Card | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Jeff Evans | J.V. Fan Fees | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Peter Geiger | Tepee Rigger | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Rachel Carasso | Sears Charcoal | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John H. Prentice | Chop Ninth Jeer | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Tony Sanders | Randy Stones | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Holly Sanders | Sly Loser Hand | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Page Newton | Weapon Gent | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Melissa Fischer | Flimsier Chases | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Scott Kuntz | Cots 'n Kuttz | 7 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Melinda Blachfield | Mined Baldface Hill | 6 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Steven Schupak | Sunk Cheap Vest | 6 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Geary Johns | Rehangs Joy | 6 | And Last |
| 2355 | Bob Vietrogoski | Overbooks It Big | 5 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Clarence Coo | Conceal Core | 5 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Wernher Baussus | She Rubs Us, We Ran | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Ellen Nestos | Steel On Lens | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Rettinger | Greenest Trivet | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mary Edwards | My Sad Reward | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Joan Bobchek | Jock Babe, Hon | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Robert Lennartz | Torn Blazer Rent | 5 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Patricia Dollar | Political Radar | 5 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Ira Rutberg | Gut Barrier | 5 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Ira P. Robins | So, RIP Brain? | 5 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Lauren Scott | Loser Nut Act | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Steve Aronson | Overtans Nose | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Leon Slavin | Oval Linens | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Mark Pitre | Ark Permit | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gar Enders | Gardeners | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Matt Dickert | Dick Met Tart | 5 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bradley Jefferson | Bland Jersey Offer | 5 | And Last |
| 2355 | Charles E. Brunswick | Nicer Swashbuckler | 4 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Rich Stone | Rots Niche | 4 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Geri Klitsch | Glitches Irk | 4 | Win |
| 2355 | Tom Klitsch | Thick Molts | 4 | Win |
| 2355 | Heidi Klitsch | Ticklish Hide | 4 | Win |
| 2355 | Chuck Rainville | Vehicular Clink | 4 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Gynny Katon | Nanny Got KY | 4 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Daniel J. Berkowitz | Brazen, Wild IT Joke | 4 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bonita Boyle Cote | Noticeable Booty | 4 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John Re | RE: John | 3 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Mischeline Toussaint | Inelastic Mouthiness | 3 | Fifth Place |
| 2355 | Art Brodsky | Dorky Brats | 3 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Bruce Fraser | Barf Rescuer | 3 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Lenore C. Garon | Coroner Angel | 3 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Sylvia Phillips | Lavishly Lisp Pi | 3 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | David Templeton | Devoted Implant | 3 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Teal Ferguson | Torn Fuselage | 2 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Brendan J. Murray | Juryman Brander | 2 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | Jon Katz | Zonk At J | 2 | Third Place |
| 2355 | Catherine Barrier | Rich In Beer Errata | 2 | Second Place |
| 2355 | Carol Radowskas | Awards Oarlocks | 2 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Deborah Huoy | Hoorayed Hub | 2 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Edwin J. Hughes | Shh! Wine Judge! | 1 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Bonnie Tyler | Neon Liberty | 1 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | John P. Gudas | Jog And Push | 1 | Honorable Mention |
| 2355 | Karin Schmerler | Rancher's Milker | 1 | Sixth Place |
| 2355 | Dan Creel | Calender | 1 | Fourth Place |
| 2355 | E. Stanley Murphy | Surely A Nymphet | 1 | Second Place |