PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR MICHELE L. UHLER
This is what you've done, each Week. I arrange the rows in reverse chronological order, because there are some Losers, and they know who they are, who check up on my points-awarding every Week.But I would just like to reiterate that such checking up is not a problem for me. I have said many times that each Loser's enlightened self-interest is my best QA.
If you wish to see what your ink was, refer to the Master Contest List or search All Invitational Text. Remember that Types I, P, some H, and sometimes A are seen "above the Report" -- that is, if they are listed here for Week 7777, for example, they will be found in text files or images of Week 7777. Everything else will be found in a "Report" section of a file two, three, or four weeks later; 7781 in this Example.
If you see any error, please let me know, email@example.com.
Key to Ink Types:
- 3: 3rd Runner-Up.
- H: Honorable Mention, sometimes appearing in the setup of a new contest.
||The Tile Invitational V
||Create a five-, six-, or seven-letter word (or phrase) by scrambling the letters of any of the provided sets and define it.
||That movie is SO about you
||Name someone who was the "secret inspiration" for a certain movie.
||Who's kidding whom?
||Take two people from history, past or present, and tell what their child would be like
||Picture This -- It's a Bob Staake caption contest
||Write a caption for any of the cartoons provided.
||'Might' makes ink
||Give us a joke using any of the using any of the provided "you might be" templates.
||They don't say!
||Give us a quote that a particular person, present or past, real or fictional, sooo wouldn't have said.
||Can You Up Chuck?
||Come up with entirely new and funny Chuck Norris Facts.
||3 H |
||Come up with a terse review (four words or fewer) of any work of art.
||Ask a question and then answer it with a rhyme. Your answer can be as many words as you wish, but all must have the same rhyme.
||BLACK AND WHITE AND WED ALL OVER
||Propose the marriage of any two people, and the song they should not play at their wedding. The people must be a man and a woman.
||H H |
||WE WANT STUPID ENTRIES ONLY
||Make up a sentence that, were it not for this contest, would never be uttered.
MOST OF YOUR INK
Here is, I hope, most of your ink to be found in the All Invitational Text list. I have to find these with what are called regular expressions, which is a method used in a lot of programming languages to find and modify certain text strings in larger corpora. Basically I look for something like this:
"Report From Week 758"
"And from The Style Invitational four weeks ago . . ."
and then some text, your name, and your town, arranged in this familiar way:"GlaxoSmithKline: I have six kids named Chesterfield, Winston, Lark, BensonHedges, Doral and Kool. If I name my new baby Nicorette, can I get a free coupon for your products? (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)"I don't catch everything, but I believe I find 90%.
Unlike in the table to the left, I've arranged these in chronological order, so you can see how your humor matured, like a forgotten cheese deep in the walls of an old house. You started out, perhaps in Year 1, sending in riddles you sort of remembered from grade school, and now look at ya, ain't you Dorothy Parker.
[still working on this ...]