| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 699 | Our Greatest Hit | Take a word, term or name that begins with E, F, G or H; either add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter, or transpose two letters; and define the new word. | H H |
| 653 | It's the Eponymy, Stupid | Coin a word or expression based on the name of a well-known person, define it, and perhaps use it in a sentence | H |
| 635 | I've Told You a Hundred Times | Enter any Style Invitational from Week 536 to Week 631. Your entry must be substantially different from the original winners. | H |
| 627 | Per-Verse | Write a limerick or other short poem with comically awful rhyming. | H H 1 |
| 562 | The LMNs of Style | Write a funny sentence (or more) that you spell with only the sounds of the names of letters and those of numbers 1 through 9. | H H H |
| 539 | Dead Letters | Pay tribute in verse to someone who died in 2003. | H |
| 536 | And the Horse He Rodin On | Come up with some words we can stick in the back of The Inker. | H |
| 508 | Letter Rip | Take a word from the dictionary, add, change, or delete a single letter, and redefine the word. | H H |
| 495 | Words of One Syl- . . . Um, Just Short Words | Take some complex issue of any sort and explain it to all us morons entirely in words of one syllable. | H H H |
| 487 | Eee! Rotica | Come with a passage in a novel that ineptly describes hanky-panky. | H |
| 483 | Obitter Fate | Give us an obit headline for some famous person, currently living or dead. | H |