| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 260 | IT'S A SNAP | Come up with replacements for the two hackneyed answers: "Is the Pope Catholic?" and "When Hell freezes over. | H |
| 210 | RANDOM MEMO | Supply embarrassing "While You Were Out" phone messages that might be left for famous people, in plain sight, while they are away from their desks. | H |
| 171 | ON SECOND THOUGHT | Ideas that never got off the drawing board, for good reason. | H H |
| 129 | REMAKE US HAPPY | Come up with alternative story lines to movie titles, new or old. | H 1 |
| 119 | MUZAK TO OUR EAR | Come up with unfortunate Muzak songs to hear on the phone while on hold. You can use either a song title or a lyric. | H |
| 88 | GIVE US SOME GOOD NEWS | Come up with ways things are going to be different now that Republicans have ascended to power. | H |
| 78 | SEEKING SMART MORONS | Come up with an oxymoron for our times, an expression made bogus by the fact that it combines incompatible, contradictory ideas. | 2 |