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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR THOMAS MURPHY



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1368 Picture This -- cartoon captions Supply a caption for one or more of the provided cartoons. H
1157 Clue us in -- a backward crossword Supply clever, funny clues to up to 25 of the words and multi-word terms in the provided grid. H
1027 Built for two Give humorous related names for any pair of features in a given building, organization, etc. H
1007 Clue us in Come up with creative, funny clues for the words and multi-word terms in the provided grid. H
953 Clue us in Come up with creative, funny clues for the words and multi-word terms in the crossword puzzle that's already run in The Post. H
911 Help! Create a short humorous dialogue -- or a monologue featuring one party -- of a phone call to 911, or a call for help to someone else. H
899 Clue us in Send us funny, clever clues for any of the words already in this grid. H H
893 Give us a hint Write a humorously witty story in 25 words or fewer. H
885 Mess with our heads Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from Sept. 10 through Sept. 20 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head. H
878 Safety in blunders Tell us a way to make the nation more secure. H 4
845 Reologisms Write a description for any of 50 genuine Loser-created neologisms. H
841 Food for naught Alter the name of a food or dish slightly and describe the result. 4
832 Clue Us In You supply one or more clues for the words in a filled-in grid. H H
818 Name the Day Cite an actual holiday or one of those silly commemorative days, weeks or months for which you can find previous evidence, and supply a snarky description or slogan. H
815 Wittecisms Create an original word containing -- in any order -- at least a W, an I, two T's and an E. H
805 Brand Eccchs Give us an original name in any of the above categories (not an actual badly named product). H
798 Dead Letters Write a humorous poem commemorating someone who died in 2008. H H
756 Mess With Our Heads Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from March 15 through 24 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. H H
752 The Might-Mates Right Fill out any of these five "you just might" joke-templates. H H
746 We Err The World Give us a motto or short slogan for any country in the world. W
742 Clue Us In Give us a whole new set of clues to a crossword puzzle penned by Ace Constructor Paula Gamache. H
697 We Beg You To Differ Take any two items from the truly random provided list and explain why they are different or why they are similar. H
691 Haven't Got a Clue Make all the clues in the provided crossword ooh-clever or at least ah-that's-funny, even the little words. 2
97 NEWTONIAN PHILOSOPHY Come up with more Newt Gingrich philosophy to explain the differences between men and women, Democrats and Republicans, dogs and cats, whatever needs explaining. H