| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 376 | Apply Yourself | Supply bad openings to college application biographies. | H |
| 273 | UNSEENS WE'D LIKE TO SEE | Provide examples of any of the provided categories of things that will never happen. | H |
| 16 | I AM ADDICTED TO AN ASININE CONTEST. . . | Come up with sleazy new topics for the daytime talks. | 1 |