| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 83 | BEDROOM FARCE | What questions were left out of the Great American Sex Survey? | 2 |
| 50 | GIVE US THIS DAY | There are no holidays between Presidents' Day and Memorial Day, a cheerless run of more than three months. Let's stick one in there, somewhere. The holiday should celebrate something or someone uniquely American. Tell us the date, the name of the holiday and how it should be observed. | H |
| 29 | AD NAUSEAM | Come up with an unfortunate slogan for any real product, service, or organization. | H |
| 18 | PUNCH US IN THE EAR | Give us a motto for The Washington Post. | W |
| 14 | COLLECTIVE INSANITY | Modernize collective nouns (as in a "pride" of lions or an "exaltation" of larks), inventing snide new names for groups of things. | H |
| 2 | WRITE A MOTTO. WIN A MONSTROSITY. | Maryland needs a new motto, a multi-purpose slogan suitable for placement on a state seal or a license plate. Something grand, something that embodies the full bodacious majesty of the state. | H 4 |