WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
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1618 | Week 100! | ...which we celebrate with a centennial contest | H |
1596 | History for the tl;dr Crowd | Sum up an event for the 21st-century reader in a rhyming couplet. | H |
1578 | The Pepys Show | Give us a diary entry from anyone in history. | H |
1561 | Let It Be a Lesson to Us | Tell us some things to be learned from Costco, the bathroom, TV shows, etc. | H |
1518 | The final Post edition | Some all-time favorite entries | H |
1505 | Munici-pals | Choose any two or more real U.S. or Canadian towns — they need to show up on a Google search — and come up with a joint endeavor they would undertake. | H |
1436 | Haven't seen it: Fun with movie titles | Misinterpret a movie title in a supposed plot description. | H |
1427 | Rocky of ages, or Badenov for you? | State any historical event -- right up to 2021 -- in the provided "A, or B" format. | H |
1346 | AZ if -- balancing acts | Think of a new word or two-word phrase that begins and ends -- either way -- with one of the provided "alphabetically balanced" pairs. | H |
1345 | The confaketionary -- food fictoids | Tell us some comically false "fact" about food, drink or dining. | H H |
1337 | Lidder me this: anagram riddles | Write a Q&A joke (or an A followed by a Q, if you're into "Jeopardy!") in which the punchline contains an anagram or one or more relevant words or names. | P |
1322 | Back to the drawing board | Come up with an idea for an invention that still needs a bug ironed out. | H |
1310 | The Year in Redo, Part 2 | Enter (or reenter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1282 through Week 1306. | H |
1295 | Really, now? A matter of degree. | Tell us an indication to some problem, followed by an even more dire sign. | H |
1289 | Fake gnus: bogus animal trivia | Tell us a fictoid -- a humorously false "fact" -- about the nonhuman animal kingdom. | H H |
1288 | Your results may vary | Write a funny disclaimer or warning for some product or service. | H 4 |
1284 | Same difference | Explain how any two of the items in the provided list are similar, different or otherwise linked. | H |
1243 | We bid you: No T-R-U-M-P | Coin a new term, or choose an existing one, whose letters do not include a T, R, U, M, or P, and write a humorous definition. | H |
1228 | That movie is SO about you | Name someone who was the "secret inspiration" for a certain movie. | H |
1223 | Post again out to mislead public! | Write a humorously sensationalistic, misleading headline on an otherwise mundane article or ad published in The Post or elsewhere from April 13 to April 24. | H |
1138 | Show us your touché | Offer an elegantly snide (and original) insult of anyone living or dead. | H |
1059 | With parens like these . . . | Add some words in parentheses to a well-known song title to make it funnier in some way. | H |
1034 | What's to like? | Supply an original joke of the form "I like my [your choice] the way I like my [something else of your choice]: [some clever, funny parallel]. | H |
1016 | Foaling around | Breed any two of the horses nominated for this year's Triple Crown races and give the foal a name humorously reflecting the names of the parents. | H |
1011 | Top these! | Try your hand at any of the contests mentioned in this look back. | H H H H H |
1008 | Switched reels | Re-arrange all the words in the title of a movie, and describe the resulting work. | H H |
1003 | Just do it | Use a well-known advertising slogan for a different company, organization or product to humorous effect. | H |
992 | Mittsterpiece Theatre | Suppose public-TV shows, past or present, were turned out onto the open market to make a living on commercial TV. Tell us what would happen. | H |
989 | On the double | Come up with a double or multiple profession, and explain how each job complements the other(s). | H |
987 | Bank shots | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Washington Post or on washingtonpost.com from Sept. 6 through Sept. 17 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. | H |
986 | Hear here! | Give us a sentence or short dialogue that would be a lot funnier if a word in it were mistaken for a homophone of that word. | L |
975 | Gone mything | Debunk a "Sixth Myth" about one of more of the recent "5 Myths" topics provided. | H |
965 | Foaling around | Breed any two of the horses in this year's Triple Crown races and name their foal. | H |
962 | Questionable journalism | Take any sentence (or a major part of it) that appears in the Post or in an article on washingtonpost.com anytime from now through March 19 and supply a question it could answer. | I H |
947 | Tour de Fours VIII: Neologisms | Come up with a new word or two-word term that includes the letter block N-O-E-L, in any order but with no other letters between them, and define it. | P |
937 | Staake it to him | Write a caption for any of the five pages or details pictured from some of Bob's more than 50 picture books. | H |
928 | Play feature | Use the title of a movie as the answer to a riddle or other question. | H |
925 | A remeaning task | Redefine a word in the dictionary beginning with I through O. | L |
924 | Doomed to repeat it | Create "Unreal Facts" about history. | H |
923 | Chemical Wordfare | Create a new chemical element or other chemical term. | H |
920 | Sarchiasm | Write an original chiasmus, in which the elements of a phrase are inverted for comedic effect. | 3 |
918 | Colt Following | Breed any two "foals" in today's results, or one foal with one of the real horse names used in today's entries--and name the "grandfoal." The name may not exceed 18 characters, including spaces, and your entry shouldn't remotely duplicate any of today's results. | H H |
916 | Bank shots | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from April 22 through May 2 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. | H |
915 | Picture this | Write a caption for any of the cartoons pictured here. | 4 |
911 | Help! | Create a short humorous dialogue -- or a monologue featuring one party -- of a phone call to 911, or a call for help to someone else. | W T H |
909 | Reprizing | Suggest humorous uses for one or more of the items above, alone or in combination. | P H |
908 | Recast away | Fire an actor or actress from a movie or TV show, past or present, and offer a replacement for the role. | H |
907 | Naming rite | Come up with a creative, somehow fitting sponsor for some public facility or part of one. | P |
906 | Your mug here | Give us a new design for the Loser Mug. | M H |
904 | We move on back | Move the first letter in a word or name to the end of that word and define the resulting word. | H H |
900 | Dear us! | Submit a "Dear Blank" letter to us instead. | P H |
898 | Pre-current events | Predict some humorous news event that would happen in 2011. | H |
897 | Catch their drift | Take any sentence from an article or ad in The Washington Post or washingtonpost.com from Dec. 3 to Dec. 13 and translate it into "plain English. | H H |
896 | Other people's business | Describe what might happen if any of the above institutions (a) were run by an institution of your choice or (b) ran an institution of your choice. | H |
895 | Picture this | Supply a caption for any of these cartoons. | H |
894 | Look Back in Inker | Enter any Style Invitational from Week 841 through Week 890 (except for Week 844). | H H H 3 |
893 | Give us a hint | Write a humorously witty story in 25 words or fewer. | P |
892 | Get a move on | Change the location of something for humorous effect. Provide an explanation if you wish. | H H H |
888 | It's the eponymy, stupid | Coin a word or expression based on the name of a well-known person, define it, and perhaps use it in a sentence | H 2 |
885 | Mess with our heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from Sept. 10 through Sept. 20 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head. | H H H |
884 | Rekindling the spork | Combine two devices or other products to make a new one. | M H H |
883 | Same difference | Choose any two items from the list above and explain why they are alike or are different from each other. | H |
881 | What's in a name? | Take the name of a person or institution. Find within it a hidden message. | W H H H |
880 | Our greatest hit | Start with a real word or multi-word term or name that begins with Q, R or S; add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter with another, or transpose two adjacent letters; and define the new word. | H |
879 | Say Venn | Express some sentiment in the form of a Venn diagram. | W H H H H |
878 | Safety in blunders | Tell us a way to make the nation more secure. | H |
875 | Fail Us | Give us a funny Learn From My Fail-type lesson, 30 words or fewer, true or not, in your own words or attributed to a famous personage. | H H H 2 |
872 | Har Monikers | Combine the first parts of each word in a famous person's or character's name -- in order -- and define it or use it in a sentence that somehow refers to its source. | H |
870 | Let's play Nopardy | Describe any of the above phrases in the form of a question. | W H H H H |
869 | Clue us in | Send us funny, clever clues for any of the words already in this grid. | P |
868 | Count the ways | Give us some musings of a technical wonk. | H H 2 |
867 | Back in the saddle | Breed any two of the foals in today's results -- OR one foal with one of the actual horses used in today's entries, and name the grandfoal. | I H |
866 | Natalie Portmanteau | Begin with a real name; append to it a word, name or expression so that they overlap; and finally define (humorously, of course) the resulting phrase. | H |
865 | No Googlenopes left | Come up with a humorous Googlenope. | N H H H H |
863 | It's Post time | Breed any two of 100 of the almost 400 horses eligible for this year's Triple Crown races, and name the foal. | P H H |
862 | Be cheerful | Send us a cheer or fight song for any pro sports team or any national team. | H |
860 | Ten, Anyone? | Humorously define or describe something or someone in exactly 10 words. | M H H H |
859 | Can't goods | Cast a joke in one of the forms listed above. | H H |
858 | Same OED | Make up a false definition for any of the words listed below. | I H |
854 | What's not to liken? | Produce one or more similes in any of the following categories. | H H 2 |
853 | It's easy as DEF | Create a brand-new word or phrase that contains a block of three successive letters in the alphabet; the series must go forward in the alphabet, not backward. | H |
852 | Small, Let's get | Write a rhopalic sentence (or fanciful newspaper headline) in which each successive word is one letter shorter. | L H |
851 | Going to the shrink | Downsize the title of a book, movie or play to make it smaller or less momentous and describe it. | W H |
850 | Dead letters | Write a humorous poem about someone who died in 2009. | I H H |
847 | Questionable journalism | Find any sentence (or a substantive part of a sentence) that appears in The Post or in an article on washingtonpost.com from Dec. 11 through Dec. 21 and come up with a question it might answer. | L H H H H H H H H H 2 |
846 | Season's gratings | Write a brief (50 words or fewer) holiday letter from a personage from past or present, or from fiction. | P H |
845 | Reologisms | Write a description for any of 50 genuine Loser-created neologisms. | W H |
844 | Healthy choice | Enter any Style Invitational from Week 790 through Week 840, except for Week 793 and Week 798. | H H |
843 | Prefrains | Provide a sentence or two of lead-in to the first line of a well-known book, poem, or song. | P |
842 | Ask backwards | Here are your 12 possible answers. Tell us your joke in the form of a question, please. | H |
840 | Frittering away the neurons | Give us some more colorfully useful phrases; they don't have to be in the X'ing-the-Y form. | H H H H |
839 | Overlap Dance | Overlap two words that share two or more consecutive letters -- anywhere in the word, not just at the beginning or end -- into a single longer word, and define it. AND your portmanteau word must begin with a letter from A through D. | L |
838 | Picture This | Provide a caption for any of these pictures. | H H |
836 | Other People's Business | Describe what might happen if any of the above institutions (a) were run by an institution of your choice or (b) ran an institution of your choice. | H H |
835 | Tour de Fours VI | Coin and define a humorous word that includes -- with no other letters between them, but in any order -- the letters T, H, R, and E. | H |
834 | Fractured Compounds | Combine two full words within any single article appearing in The Washington Post or on washingtonpost.com into a hyphenated compound word, and define or otherwise describe the result. | I H H A 4 |
833 | Our Greatest Hit | Start with a real word or multi-word term or name that begins with M, N, O, or P; add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter or transpose two adjacent letters; and define the new word. | H |
832 | Clue Us In | You supply one or more clues for the words in a filled-in grid. | H |
831 | A Big To-Do | Name a "bucket list" item for a well-known real or fictional character. | H 2 |
830 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from Aug. 14 through Aug. 24 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. | H H H H |
829 | Limerixicon 6 | Supply a humorous limerick prominently featuring any English word, name or term beginning with the letters di-. | P |
827 | Caller Idiot | Name a real product or company and supply a stupid question or complaint for the consumer hotline person. | P H |
824 | Jestinations | Give us a slogan for any city or town. | H H |
823 | Wryku | Compose a humorous (or at least wry or clever) haiku. | H |
822 | For Real Folks | Suggest some attractions for a Festival of Real American Folklife. | H |
821 | Spit the Difference | How are any of the items on the list above alike or different? | H H H H |
820 | Be Mister Language Person | Supply a Mister Language Person-type question and answer. | H |
819 | Art Re-View | These objects are not what they seem to be, at first glance. They are something else entirely. What are they? | H |
818 | Name the Day | Cite an actual holiday or one of those silly commemorative days, weeks or months for which you can find previous evidence, and supply a snarky description or slogan. | T I H H H H H |
817 | Flopflip | Reverse the first half and second half of a word or name and define the result. | T P L |
816 | Googillions | Come up with an original phrase that generates at least 1 million listings on a Google search. | P L |
815 | Wittecisms | Create an original word containing -- in any order -- at least a W, an I, two T's and an E. | I H H H H |
814 | There Will Be Bloodline | Breed any two of the winning "offspring" included in this week's results, and name their foal. | T H H |
813 | Aw, Shocks | Give us a humorous example of the "shocking -- not. | H H H 2 |
812 | Rx-Related Humor | Offer up some entirely false medical or psychological "fact. | H H |
811 | Rock-Bottom Lines | Tell us a sign that the economy couldn't get worse. | H |
810 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Breed any two of the more than 400 horses eligible for this year's Triple Crown races and provide an appropriate name for their foal. | H |
809 | Unkindest Cutlines | Supply cutlines, or captions, for any of these newspaper photos. | H |
808 | Take Us At Our Words | Create a humorous poem or other writing using only the words contained in this week's Style Invitational column or results. | W H |
806 | DQ Very Much | Give us a phrase or sentence that would nip a potential relationship in the bud (or elsewhere). | H |
805 | Brand Eccchs | Give us an original name in any of the above categories (not an actual badly named product). | I H |
804 | Our Type o' Joke | Change a headline by one letter, or switch two letters, in a headline (or most of a headline) appearing on an article or ad in The Washington Post or on washingtonpost.com between Feb. 14 and 23, and elaborate on it in a "bank" headline (subhead) or a brief first sentence of an article that would run under it. | H H |
803 | The Pepys Show | Write a humorous diary or journal entry for someone, famous or not, for any point in history. | I H |
802 | Dreck TV | Suggest a new cable TV channel, with a description or example of its programming. | H H 2 |
801 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the answers. You supply one or more of the questions. | H H |
800 | Compairison | Briefly define or sum up an existing word or short phrase, then change it very slightly and do the same with the result. | H |
798 | Dead Letters | Write a humorous poem commemorating someone who died in 2008. | M |
797 | Be Resolute | Make a humorous resolution for some particular person or institution to accomplish next year. | I H H H H H |
795 | Stimulate Us | Tell us what the government ought to be spending our money on. | T H H |
794 | Ripped Off From the Headlines | Send us some Onion-type headlines. | H H H |
793 | Take The Fifth | Enter any Style Invitational contest from Week 725 through Week 789. Each entry must include the word "five" of "fifth" or something fiveish, or -- depending on your favorite anniversary tradition -- something involving (a) wood or (b) silverware. | H H |
792 | Clue Us In | Compile a set of funny alternative clues to a crossword penned by Ace Constructor Paula Gamache. | H |
791 | The 1K Club | Supply a chain of 20 names -- they may be names of people, places, organizations, products, etc., but they must be names -- beginning and ending with "Chris Doyle. | H 3 |
790 | If Only! | Explain how the world would be different had some event not occurred. | I H H 3 |
788 | The Back End of a Bulwer | Give us a comically terrible ending of a novel. | H |
787 | Tour de Fours V | Coin and define a humorous word that includes -- with no other letters between them, but in any order -- the letters M, I, N and E. | H |
786 | Top of the Staake | So get your thoughts provoked for No. Umpteen of our cartoon caption contest. | T P |
783 | The Shill Game | Name a celebrity or fictional character to endorse a real product or company. | H H |
782 | That's the Ticket! | Explain why any of the items on the list below is qualified to be President of the United States. | H |
781 | Our Greatest Hit | Start with a word or multi-word term that begins with I, J, K or L; either add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter or transpose two adjacent letters; and define the new word. | H H |
780 | Location, Location, Location | Say how you know you're in a particular place. | I H |
779 | Gripe for the Picking | Rant about any issue that wouldn't make your top 100 for airing in The Post. | M H |
778 | Tied Games | Combine any two sports or nonathletic activities into a single sport or game. | M H H |
777 | Limerixicon 5 | Supply a humorous limerick featuring any English word, name or term beginning with the letters da-. | P |
776 | An Act of Sunny Side | Note the silver lining in some otherwise disappointing turn of events. | H H H 4 |
774 | Tour De Forks | Supply a name for a restaurant dish named after someone (or some product or organization) and describe it. | H H H |
773 | Always Looking for Sects | Coin a religion or belief system and tell us its basic tenet or distinguishing characteristic. | H H |
772 | Make It Simile, Stupid | Translate a sentence or two of literature or other good writing so that "Los Angeles residents under 40" can appreciate it. | H H |
771 | Groaner's Manuals | Come up with a humorous name for a guide or manual for, or a book about, a particular enterprise or organization. | H H |
770 | A Knack for Anachronism | Take a famous historical moment, literary passage, or movie scene and place it in an entirely different age. | H |
769 | Splice Work If You Can Get It | Combine two words -- overlapping by at least two letters -- into what's known by polysyllabic types as a portmanteau word, and by the rest of us as mash word, and define it. | H H |
768 | The Events Described Herein Are Entirely Fictitious | Come up with fictitious movie trivia. | W P H H H |
767 | Questionable Journalism | Find any sentence (or a substantive part of a sentence) that appears in the Post or in an article on washingtonpost.com from May 31 through June 9 and come up with a question it might answer. | H H H H H 2 |
766 | Think to Shudder | Come up with scenarios that are even more awkward (and more imaginative) than the wincers mentioned above. | H H |
763 | Another Time Around the Track | Breed any two of the winning "offspring" included in this week's results, and name THEIR foal. | H |
761 | Strip Mining | Supply the text for any or all three of these Bob Staake comic strips. | T 4 |
760 | Whacksy Buildup | Describe any of these Googlewhacks in the form of a question, "Jeopardy"-style. | M H H |
759 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Breed any two of the 100 horses eligible for this year's Triple Crown and provide an appropriate name for their foal. | H H H H |
758 | Wrong Address | Using any of the words of Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, in whatever order you like, create your own passage. | I I |
756 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from March 15 through 24 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. | P H H H |
755 | Take Another 'Whack | Send us a phrase of two or more words that produces exactly one Web page on the Google search engine and describe the phrase. | H H |
754 | Canny Similarities | Cite a humorous "uncanny similarity" between any two of the very different people listed above. | M H H |
753 | Hot Off The Riddle | Supply a simple riddle and both the wholesome answer and the (printable) Invitational answer. | H H H H |
752 | The Might-Mates Right | Fill out any of these five "you just might" joke-templates. | M H |
751 | Strike Gold | Slightly change the name of an existing or former TV show to create a program that can scab the writers' strike. | H H H H H H |
749 | Opus 266, No. 3 | Take any common word or two-word term beginning with any letter from A through H and give it a new definition. | H H H 4 |
748 | Dead Letters | Write a humorous poem about a well-known personage who died in 2007. | T |
747 | Boeing Us Silly | Suggest some comical ways to improve air travel, either in general or for yourself. | I H |
746 | We Err The World | Give us a motto or short slogan for any country in the world. | H |
745 | Hurry Up and Slow Down! | Suggest particular ways that would slow life down, or ways that would speed it up. | H |
744 | You OED Us One | Make up a humorous and false definition for any of the words listed below. | I 4 |
743 | Picture This | Write a caption for any of these Bob Staake cartoons. | H |
742 | Clue Us In | Give us a whole new set of clues to a crossword puzzle penned by Ace Constructor Paula Gamache. | H H H |
741 | Well, What Do You Know? | Tell us what Major Life Lessons can be derived from any of these venues or situations. | I H H H |
740 | Give Us a Hint | Offer clues in various situations that something isn't working out well. | I H H H |
739 | Lies, All Lies | Give us some humorous fictional revelation about a current or past political figure. | H H |
738 | So What's To Liken? | Take any two items from the utterly random list above and explain how they are different or how they are similar. | P M H H A |
736 | So, Should I Drive Like Your Brother? | Ask a car-related question that would make the Car Guys crack up. If you're not into cars, you can also post a question for advice columnist Ask Amy or etiquette columnist Miss Manners. | I H |
735 | Look Back in Inker | Enter any Style Invitational contest from Week 680 through Week 731. | M H H H H H |
734 | Turnaround Time | Write a rhyming couplet containing two words that are anagrams of each other. | H |
732 | The Chain Gang | Supply a chain of 25 names -- they may be names of people, places, organizations, products, etc., but they must be names -- beginning and ending with "George W. Bush. | T H H H H |
731 | Doo Process | Describe for us a wildly inefficient and ridiculous way to produce or prepare an ordinary dish or beverage. | H 3 |
730 | Time-Wastes For Everyman | Describe activities that make entering The Style Invitational seem like a constructive use of one's time. | H H H H H H 4 |
729 | Otherwordly Visions | Take any sentence in an article or ad in The Washington Post or on washingtonpost.com from Sept. 1 through Sept. 10 and translate it into "plain English. | N H H 3 |
728 | Tour de Fours IV | Coin and define a humorous word that includes -- with no other letters between them, but in any order you like -- the letters S, A, T and R. | H 3 |
727 | We Get a C-Section | Tell us some pros and cons of moving The Style Invitational to the Saturday Style section; or write us up some free promo-ad copying announcing the move. | H |
723 | Name Your Poison | Create a name and recipe for a cocktail and, if you like, describe when it might be served. | H 3 |
721 | Know Your Market | For any of the provided photos, supply two captions: one that would appeal to The Style Invitational and one that would appeal to the Harrisburg Patriot-News. | M I H H H H |
720 | The Course of Humor Events | Sum up a historical event in a two-line rhyme or other clever and pithy epigram. | T L I H H |
719 | We Har the World | Come up with a creative name for a sports team for a town or city anywhere outside the United States. | H H H |
718 | Put Our Heads Together | Create a new, funny headline from the words of any headlines appearing anywhere in a single day's Washington Post (or on washingtonpost.com) | I H H |
717 | Pitch Us a No-Hitter | Send us some genuine Googlenopes. A Googlenope is a phrase or very brief sentence that, entered into the Google search engine with quotation marks around it, produces no hits. | H |
715 | Your Mug Here | Send us an idea for a slogan for the back of the new Loser T-shirt. | W H |
714 | Amalgamated Steal | Merge two or more company or product names into a new, ORIGINAL company or product. | T H H |
713 | Painings | Name and interpret any of the provided paintings by Fred Dawson. | H |
712 | Another Time Around the Track | Breed any two of the winning "offspring" included in the results of Week 708, and name THEIR foal. | H H 2 |
711 | Join Now! | Hyphenate the beginning and end of any two multi-syllabic words appearing anywhere in the April 29 or May 6 Style or Sunday Arts section, and then define the compound. | H H H |
709 | A Return Engagement | Come up with some novel change to the tax code: a tax on something ought to be taxed, a credit for something that should be rewarded, what the $3 should go to instead of presidential campaigns, etc. | T H |
708 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Breed any two from a list of 100 of the horses eligible for this year's Triple Crown races and provide an appropriate name for their foal. | P H H H H H H H A |
707 | What Would YOU Do? | Use only the words appearing in "The Cat in the Hat" to create your own work of "literature" of no more than 75 words. | H H |
706 | Questionable Journalism | Take any sentence that appears in The Post or in an article on washingtonpost.com from March 24 through April 2 and come up with a question it could answer. | W H H H |
705 | Simile Outrageous | Come up with funny analogies, perhaps with some 21st-century references. | H H H H H 4 |
704 | Another Game of Tag | Create vanity plates for well-known people, real or fictional. | H H H |
703 | Freak Trade Agreements | Think of one thing to trade for another, and supply a short and funny explanation. | H 4 |
702 | Unreal Facts | Come up with a comically false factoid. | H H H H H H H H H H H H 3 |
700 | Stump Us | Come up with someone's slogan for the 2008 presidential campaign. | I H H H |
699 | Our Greatest Hit | Take a word, term or name that begins with E, F, G or H; either add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter, or transpose two letters; and define the new word. | H H H H |
698 | Let's Get Personnel | Send us some humorously creative questions that a job interviewer would ask an applicant, or some questions it might be fun to ask the interviewer. | W |
697 | We Beg You To Differ | Take any two items from the truly random provided list and explain why they are different or why they are similar. | H H H H |
696 | Send Us the Bill | Come up legislation the newly-elected members of Congress might sponsor together. | H H |
694 | Hopelessly Ever After | Offer up a gloomy interpretation of any ungloomy piece of writing. | H |
693 | Everything Being Sequel | Give a brief scenario for the sequel to a well-known movie. | I H H 4 |
692 | Reinkernation | Enter any Style Invitational contest from Week 640 through Week 688. Every entry must include the word "three" or "third" or a creative variation. | I H H H |
691 | Haven't Got a Clue | Make all the clues in the provided crossword ooh-clever or at least ah-that's-funny, even the little words. | H |
690 | Funnies: How Time Flies | Pull Billy of "The Family Circus" -- or any of his comic strip neighbors in The Washington Post -- out of his time warp to a different age, era or place, and provide a short storyline or dialogue or caption. | P |
685 | Thank it Over | Tell us some things to be thankful for. | I H |
684 | Backtricking | Spell a word backward and define the result, somehow relating the definition to the original word. | H |
679 | Ask Backwards | Here are the answers. You supply the questions to as many as you dare. | P |
677 | The News Gets Verse | Sum up wittily in verse -- but not a limerick -- any article appearing in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from Aug. 28 through Sept. 4. | H |
676 | Tour de Fours III | Coin and define a word containing -- with no other letters between them, but in any order you like -- the letters L, E, A and F. | H H |
675 | Cut Us Some Slack | Come up with humorous ways to be lazy. | H |
673 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Washington Post or on Washingtonpost.com from July 30 through Aug. 7 and reinterpret it by adding either a "bank headline," or subtitle, or the first sentence of an article that might appear under it. | H H H |
672 | Just Sign This | Write a funny message for an overhead highway sign. | H H |
671 | Join Now! | Hyphenate the beginning and end of any two multi-syllabic words appearing anywhere in the July 16 Style or Sunday Arts section, and then define the compound. | H |
670 | A Test of Character | Change a word or phrase by only one letter -- substitute one letter for another, add a letter or transpose two letters -- and explain how they are different or similar. | H |
669 | Huddled Messes | Suggest some bad advice for new arrivals to this country (legal or illegal). | L H H H |
668 | Cut From the Chase | Write an original John-Bunnell-style wrap-up to a crime story -- or one for a more minor transgression. | H H |
667 | Questionable Journalism | Take any sentence that appears in The Post or in an article on washingtonpost.com anytime from now through June 26 and supply a question it could answer. | H H H H H H H 4 |
665 | Your One-in-a-Million | Coin the millionth word in the English language and define it. The word must end in -ion. | N H |
664 | A Thousand Times?! No! | Come up with a new signature line for Russell Beland's -- or anyone else's -- e-mails. | I A |
663 | Worth at Least a Dozen Words | Interpret any of the provided cartoons as you see fit in a caption. | H H |
661 | Name Any Good Movies Lately? | Give us a funny new title for an existing movie. | H H H H H |
660 | Foaling Down: The Next Generation | Breed any two of the winning "offspring" included in this week's results, and name THEIR foal. | I H H H H H 3 |
659 | Tell Us a Fib | Compose a six-line poem with the following number of syllables per line: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8. It must be about a person or topic currently in the news, and two successive lines must rhyme. | L H H |
658 | Not in the Cards | Send us ideas for cards that would likely be ruled "FBN" (Funny, But No) by Hallmark but F&YYY by the Empress. | H |
656 | It's Post Time | Breed any two from a list of 100 of the more than 400 3-year-old racehorses nominated for this year's Triple Crown races, and name their hypothetical foal. The foal's name cannot exceed 18 characters and spaces combined. | H H H H H H |
655 | Laughing Inside | Take any article appearing in The Washington Post or online on washingtonpost.com from today through April 3 -- the more serious and/or mundane its headline, the better -- and write a funny poem or other passage using only words that appear in that article. | P H |
654 | It Plays to Recycle | Come up with funny ways to recycle things, people, writing (except for your old Invitational entries) or ideas. | L H H H H 4 |
653 | It's the Eponymy, Stupid | Coin a word or expression based on the name of a well-known person, define it, and perhaps use it in a sentence | W H |
652 | Ask Backward | You are on "Jeopardy!" Above are the answers. You supply the questions. | H H |
651 | Show Us Some Character | Add a character to a book or movie and tell us what happens in it. | I H H |
650 | King Us | Give us a scenario for a horror novel based on an everyday item. | W H H H |
648 | Caller IDiot | Name a product or company and supply a stupid question to ask the consumer hotline person. | H H H 2 |
647 | Paste Imperfect | Change a headline or sentence that appears in the Post or on washingtonpost.com through Feb. 6 either by deleting up to 40 consecutive characters from it or by adding 40 consecutive characters from the same article or ad. | P I H H H H |
646 | Warped Perspectives | Tell us how two different types of people, animals, organizations, etc., would interpret any of the provided cartoons. | I H A |
645 | A Hearty Har Har | Write up a Valentine's sentiment to any personage, or to someone in some generic category. | H |
643 | The Post's Mortems | Give us a rhyming poem about some notable who died in 2005. | H |
641 | Dreck of All Trades | Come up with a business that combines two or more disparate products or services, and tell us its name and/or something else funny about it. | H H H H |
640 | Whassa Motto Wid You? | Give us a slogan or motto for any of the states, the District or the U.S. Territories. | I H H H 3 |
639 | What's the Small Idea? | Do you have a senseless idea for improving the day-to-day lives of everyday Americans? | T N I H H H |
638 | The Little Bummer Boy | Come up with an idea (and title, if you like) for an original Christmas movie or TV special that provides an antidote to all the sap, and give us a brief synopsis. | H |
635 | I've Told You a Hundred Times | Enter any Style Invitational from Week 536 to Week 631. Your entry must be substantially different from the original winners. | H H H |
634 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from today through next Sunday, and change its meaning by adding either a "bank headline," or subtitle, or the first sentence of an article that might appear under it. | H H H H 2 |
633 | Your Secret Here! | Send us some original secrets (they don't have to be true). | H H H H |
632 | Live On, Sweet, Earnest Reader (Inc.) | Give us an original backronym for a company or product. A backronym is a fake etymology that often gets in a little dig at the subject. | L |
631 | Picture This | What's going on in any of these cartoons? | P H H |
630 | Hyphen the Terrible | Combine the beginning and end of any two multisyllabic words in this week's Invitational, and then define the compound. | H H |
629 | Odd Couplings | Marry or otherwise combine famous names and supply the result. | H H |
628 | You Gotta Have Connections | Choose any two or more items from the provided truly random list and describe how they are alike or different. | H H H H |
627 | Per-Verse | Write a limerick or other short poem with comically awful rhyming. | P |
626 | Course Light | Come up with a comical college class, along with a description for the course catalog. | T H H |
625 | Haven't Seen It | Make up a new plot for an existing movie title. | H H H H 3 |
623 | Try to Remember | Give us an original mnemonic for any list that someone might want to remember. | H H |
622 | Our Sunday Constitutional | Write a new article or amendment to the Constitution, using on the words contained in the existing document (including amendments). | N H 2 |
621 | Questionable Journalism | Take any sentence that appears in The Post or in an article in washingtonpost.com anytime through Aug. 8 and supply a question it could answer. | W H H H |
620 | Keep the Empress Employed | Suggest some original, creative ways that The Post could increase its circulation. | P I H H H 3 |
618 | Of D.C. I Sing | Give us a song about Washington, set to a recognizable tune. | H H H H H |
617 | Best the Best | Write something about any famous personage that uses only the letters in his or her name. | H |
615 | Airy Persiflage | Write some jokes you'd like to hear in an airport announcement. | P H H 4 2 |
614 | In-Stock Characters | Pitch us an idea for a summer movie featuring two or more of the provided characters. | H |
613 | Tour de Fours II | Create and define a word that includes, consecutively, E, R, A and N. in any order. | P H |
612 | Oh, and One More Thing | What was the thing that didn't make the cut on any list? | T P L H H |
611 | Ask Backwards, Erudite Edition | You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the sophisticated answers. You supply the questions. | P H |
609 | A2D2 | Give us some funny "corrections" to brighten up Page A2. | I H H H H |
608 | Comeback Next Week | Come up with original snide retorts to various rude questions or comments. | H H |
607 | Contest Fodder Created! | Produce absurdly parochial views of historical events. | H H |
606 | The News Could be Verse | Translate the fine prose of Washington Post articles into verse. Choose any article appearing in The Post of on its Web site from April 17 through April 25. | P |
605 | Truly Stupendous Ideas | Name two people with the same initials (the people can be living or dead, real or fictional) and explain how they are similar or different. | H H H |
604 | Fun for the Roses | Breed any two of the horses on a list of those qualifying for this year's Triple Crown races, and tell us a good name for their foal. The name of the foal must be no more than 18 characters, including spaces. | T H H H H H H |
603 | Sui Genesis | Take one or two of the 50 chapters of the KJV Book of Genesis and draw thou from them, using words in the order in which they appear in the original, your own passage. | H A 3 |
602 | Take a Letter -- Again | Take a word, term or name that begins with A, B, C or D; either add one letter, subtract one letter, replace one letter, or transpose two letters; and define the new word. | H |
601 | Anticdotes | Give us an untrue anecdote in response to one of the provided Editor's Query topics. | H |
600 | Top of the Inking | Tell us some ways the District of Columbia will change now that we have the Nationals. | I H |
599 | So What's the News? | Tell us what the illustrated events are. | H H |
598 | Site Gags | Come up with an appropriate name for a cafeteria--or meeting room, or an employee lounge, or some other workplace spot--for a particular institution. | H H |
597 | Eccchsibits | Come up with some alternative museums and exhibits for the nation's capital. | H H 2 |
596 | Take Her Words for It | Use the words of this week's Ask Amy advice column, as a pool from which to compose your own useful (or useless) thoughts. You may ignore or change capitalization or punctuation. | T H H H H H H |
595 | Listing Precariously | Take the two subject listings at the top of any page of the Yellow Pages and create a dictionary definition for the compound word they form. | H H H H H 4 |
593 | Take This, Job, and . . . | Come up with some entertainingly awful things that a Job's comforter might offer. A Job's comforter is someone who seems to be offering sympathy but instead just makes the person feel worse, either intentionally or unintentionally. | H H H H 4 |
592 | We Got Gamy | Offer us a concise idea for a Super Bowl commercial, or some innovative halftime entertainment, or some inappropriate sponsors, or some ideas for improving the game itself. | 4 |
591 | Dead Letters | Write rhyming poems about notable personages who have died in the past year. | H |
590 | Send Us the Bill | Come up with a bill sponsored by any combination of the newly elected members of Congress and explain the purpose of the bill. | H H H |
589 | Hyphen the Terrible (New Edition!) | Combine the beginning of any multi-syllabic word in this week's Invitational with the end of any other multi-syllabic word in this column (or in this week's Web supplement) to coin a new word, and then define it. | T I H |
588 | Gadget If You Can | Tell us what these nifty, indispensable items are. | H H |
587 | The B-List | Come up with an In-Out list for 2005, or other pairings. | I H 3 |
586 | God's Will (and Won't) | Complete either of the following: "If God hadn't wanted us to ----, God wouldn’t have ----"; "If God had wanted us to ----, God would have ----. | T H H H H |
584 | Deliver Us a Post | Come up with some new Cabinet or other positions that the president could establish, and describe the job responsibilities. | W T H H |
583 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, from the Washington Post or its Web site from today through next Sunday, and reinterpret it by writing either a "bank headline"--or subtitle--or the first sentence of an article that changes the original meaning entirely. | T H H |
582 | Perversery Rhymes | Update a nursery rhyme or children's song with an edgier text. | I H |
581 | Evil Things in Store | Think of evil or just plain stupid practices that the staff of a retail or other establishment might perpetrate. | N H H H |
580 | United Nations | Combine the names of any two countries in the world and describe the new hybrid country. | H H H H H H |
579 | Another Brilliant Contest! Do Enter! | Write us a sentence or phrase consisting of words beginning with consecutive letters, in the A-to-Z direction. | I H |
578 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" Above are the answers. Send us the questions. | H 2 |
577 | Teledubbies | Slightly change the title of a TV show, past or present, and describe it. | I H H H |
576 | Well, Excuuuuse Us! | Come up with new excuses for any common human shortcoming or imperfection. | I H H H H |
575 | T Hee Hee | Come up with new ideas for both front and back of the Loser T-shirts. | W L H H H 2 2 |
574 | Boor Us Silly | Come up with some unwise attempts at humor--one either likely to backfire or to create other unpleasant consequences. | H H |
573 | Thine Ad Goest Here | Propose biblical and other literary passages, poems, etc., that could benefit from product placement. | H H H 2 |
571 | A Tour de Fours | Create and define a word that includes T, H, E, and S in any order. The letters must appear consecutively. | H H |
570 | Timeline Rhyme Lines | Produce colorful chronological couplets about some historical event. They must rhyme and be in good meter. | W H H H H |
569 | Murphy's Lore | Give Eric Murphy advice he deserves on the provided questions. | H H H H 2 |
568 | Tome Deftness | Make a pun or similar wordplay on a book title. | H H H H H |
567 | A Running Gag | Explain how any of the provided bizarre cartoons by Bob Staake relates to the current presidential campaign. | T H |
566 | Get Whack | Type a two-word phrase into the Google search engine that produces exactly one result. | H H H H 4 |
565 | Anthem Is as Anthem Does | Give us a verse for an alternative U.S. national anthem, set to any well-known tune. | I H H H H |
564 | Redefine Print | Redefine any word from the dictionary. | H H H H H H |
563 | Take Two | Take any two of the provided items and explain how they resemble or differ from each other. | H H |
561 | Deform of a Question | Take any sentence appearing in The Washington Post or washingtonpost.com today through June 14, and make up a question to which the sentence could be an answer. | H H H H A 5 3 |
560 | The 97.5-Meter Dash | Suggest some time- and cost-saving measures so the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens will open on time. | 3 |
559 | Your Slogan Here | Come up with a clever slogan or sign for a business. | H H H H H H H 3 |
558 | Set Us Right | Send us conservative-leaning humor in any of the provided genres. | H H H |
557 | Oh, for Namesakes! | Take two people, real or fictional, who share some element of their names and explain the difference between them. | I H H H H H H 2 |
556 | So Zoo Us | Combine any two kinds of animals, give its name and describe it. | H H H |
552 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Breed any two of the horses on a list of those qualifying for this year's Triple Crown races, and tell us a good name for their foal. Maximum 18 characters, including spaces. | H H H H H |
551 | Lost in Translation | Find us some comical translations-and-back using Google translator. Feed some passage of English text into the tool--25 words max--and ask it to translate it into one of the five languages offered; then copy the result back into the tool and ask it to translate that back to English. | I |
550 | Spring Cleaning | Suggest creative uses for things you've already used, or never will use, or other disposable household thingies, singly or in combination. | H H H |
549 | Show Us Your Best Quantities | Come up with novel units of measure, and explain or quantify them. | P I H H H H 3 |
548 | Inklings | Tell us about certain people's childhood experiences and behaviors that hint at their destinies. | H H H 4 |
547 | Give Us a Bad Name | Take an existing product or business name and pair it with an incompatible one. | W H H H H H H H |
546 | A Nice Pair of Cities | Choose any two or more real U.S. towns and come up with a joint endeavor they would undertake. | H H H |
545 | Put It in Reverse | Spell a word backward and define it, with the definition relating in some way to the original word. | H 2 |
543 | Read Our Leaps | Fill any readers of The Washington Post on Sunday, Feb. 29, 2032, on: (a) the day's lead news story; (b) the highest-flying company and its business; (c) the best-selling self-help book; and/or (d) the day's winning Style Invitational entry. | I H H H H |
541 | Celled Up the River | Give us a delicious scenario, in which a cellphone yakker's yakking could be taken profitably out of context. | H H 3 |
540 | Revisionist History, or Badenov for You? | State any news event (or old event) in the style of the Rocky-and-Bullwinkle teasers about the next show. | I H H H H H H H H H 4 |
538 | Try, Try Again | Enter any previous Invitational. Your entry must be substantially different from the original winners. | T H H H H H 5 |
537 | The New York Post | Liven up any article appearing in The Washington Post or its Web site over the next eight days by giving it an irresponsibly sensationalistic headline. | I H H H |
536 | And the Horse He Rodin On | Come up with some words we can stick in the back of The Inker. | H H H H H |
535 | Picture This | Can you tell us what astonishing news Bob Staake is trying to pass on with cartoons? | H H |
534 | The Feminine Touch | Propose how any male-dominated occupation or institution would change if it suddenly became female-dominated. | H H H H |
533 | Breed Apart | Mate the clones of any two famous real people, living or dead--a male and a female, please--and hypothesize what traits or skills their offspring might have. | L H H H H |
532 | Short Pans | Come up with a terse review (four words or fewer) of any work of art. | H H H 4 |
531 | Your Cynic Duties | Come up with a saying that sounds as if it's going to be inspirational, but winds up being cynical, misanthropic or sad. | T H |
530 | Tri Harder | Take any word, alter it in three ways--by adding a letter, by subtracting a letter and by changing a letter--and redefine all three new words. | R |
529 | United We Stanza | Summarize in four rhyming lines of verse any famous document, theory, principle or speech. | T |
528 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | T H H H |
525 | It Won't Belong Now | Tell us which of three cartoons provided does not belong, and why. | W |
524 | Around Things Moving | Take the title of any book or movie, rearrange the words, and explain what the new book or movie is about. | W T H |
523 | Hard to Overstate | Propose ways to make modern life just a little bit harder than it needs to be. | H H H |
522 | Being There | Set the agenda for a flash mob, one of those existential, Web-arranged, sudden, pointless, instantaneous but brief gatherings of people at odd places, to do odd things. | T |
521 | Hyphen the Terrible | Take the first half of any hyphenated word in today's Washington Post (or Tuesday's USA Today) and combine it with the second half of any other hyphenated word in the same story, and define the new word it produces. | T H H H H |
520 | I, Object | These items were ordered by well-known people. Who ordered them, and why? | H H H |
518 | Say, Kids, What Time Is It? | Fill in the blanks in the following sentence: "You know it's time to ------ when ------. | H H |
517 | Insert Joke Here | Slip a single bogus sentence into next year's State of the Union address, figuring the Prez will probably just read it right off the teleprompter. | H H H H H |
515 | A Cellebration of Tasteful Living | Come up with ways that Martha Stewart can prettify and improve her new prison surroundings using only her skills, her impeccable taste and those resources available to her. | H H H H H 2 |
514 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are your answers. What are the questions? | H |
513 | It's Delete We Can Do | Come up with very bad subject lines for spam e-mail--lines that will guarantee instant deletion, sight unseen. | T |
512 | Live On, Sweet, Earnest Reader | Take the name of any person--living, dead, fictional--and use the letters of his name, in succession, to form the first letters of an expression appropriate to that person. | H H |
511 | It All Impends | Tell us what is something unusual about to happen in the provided cartoons. | H H |
510 | Universal Embarrassment | What would you like to see Miss Universe Pageant contestants asked live, on national TV? | 4 |
509 | Be a Real Card | Come up with a greeting card rhyme for an un-greeting-card occasion. | H |
508 | Letter Rip | Take a word from the dictionary, add, change, or delete a single letter, and redefine the word. | H H H |
507 | Crocktails | Come up with a drink named for something or someone associated with Washington and describe the drink. | H H H |
506 | The Battle of All Mottoes | Provide a slogan for any federal department agency, department, office, etc. | I |
505 | The Rule of Dumb | You are given $1 million. Conditions: (1) You must spend it all. (2) You must use it in a way that neither directly nor indirectly works to your financial benefit. (3) You may not use it to alleviate the suffering of anyone on Earth, or for any public-spirited project other than the joy of stupidity. | L H H H H H H 4 |
502 | Picture This | Who are these people? What are they doing? | H H |
501 | Questionable Sentences | Take any sentence appearing anywhere in today's Washington Post and make it the answer to a question. | H H H H H H H H 3 |
500 | Ergo-Nomics | Create a sillygism--a syllogism that doesn't quite work. | 3 |
499 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Mate any two of the horses qualifying for this year's Triple Crown and tell us the name of their foal. Maximum 18 characters, including spaces. | H H H H |
498 | Unamazing But True! | Submit a true fact that is of absolutely no use, but interesting in a weirdly Invitationalist way. | H H |
483 | Obitter Fate | Give us an obit headline for some famous person, currently living or dead. | I |
472 | Water Stupid Idea | Propose bad ideas for saving water in the continuing drought. | H |
471 | Excuses, Excuses | Come up with creative new excuses for not turning in homework, not filing your taxes on time, missing church or forgetting your spouse's birthday. | T |
469 | Playing Check-In | Suggest appropriate hotel check-in names for any celebrities, past or present, living or dead. | W H H H |
467 | Get Your But in Here | Produce a line that fits this structure: (Real thing based upon current events) is (word or phrase suggesting some quality) but (other word or phrase suggesting a dissimilar or incompatible quality), like (funny analogy). | H H H H H H |
466 | Spit the Difference | Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. | H H A 3 |
462 | Cast Away | Come up with a terrible bit of miscasting in a movie or TV show, past or present, real or imagined. | A |
460 | Pompous Assets | Come up with the first paragraph of a review of a real book or movie, past or present, that is narcissistic, pretentious, and self-aggrandizing. | A |
457 | Letter Rip | Give us the beginning of a letter to the editor that is certain never to see print. | A |
452 | Russellmania! | (1) Design one or more steps for a 12-step program for the recovering Invitationalaholic; (2) Propose a devious method by which we might lure Russell Beland back. | H |
448 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Mate any two of the horses qualifying for the Triple Crown races this year and propose a name for their foal. No name may exceed 18 characters, including spaces. | H H H |
445 | Another Round of Bierce | Add a few entries to Ambrose Bierce's famous "Devil's Dictionary. | H H |
442 | Titletales | Take any real book or movie, change one word slightly, and describe the resulting new product. | H |
441 | Spit the Difference | Take any two nouns that appear on the front page of today's Washington Post and explain how the nouns differ from each other. | H H |
440 | Picture This | What is going on in these cartoons? | H H H 4 |
439 | No Can Do | Write signs of incompetence. | H |
438 | What's the Pun Line? | Ask a question and answer it, somewhere incorporating the name of a least one famous person. | H |
437 | The Telegraph Poll | Tell us the beginning of a joke that badly telegraphs the punch line. | 2 |
430 | OMB Directive No. 2 | Revisit any contest The Style Invitational has ever run, and rewrite our tawdry past by proposing a new first-prize winner serious and/or decorous enough to please the Ombudsman. | H 3 |
429 | Shark Instruments | Tell us what would be a sign that any current institution--TV show, newspaper feature, magazine, business, etc.--has jumped the shark. | T H H H |
427 | Skinned | Come up with events that have a smaller chance of happening than the Redskins winning the Super Bowl. | H |
426 | Captions Courageous | Take any photograph or illustration from today's Washington Post and give it a more interesting caption. | H |
425 | Hyphen the Terrible | Take the first half of any hyphenated word from any story in today's newspaper and combine it with the second half of any other hyphenated word in the same story, and propose a definition of the new word you've created. | H |
423 | Roling With Laughter | Take a character from one movie, use him or her to replace a character in a second movie, and then explain how this change would affect the second movie. | W H H |
422 | Taught Language | Come up with lessons learned from (1) the movies, (2) popular songs, (3) romance novels or (4) the comics page. | H |
421 | Picture This | These objects are not what they seem to be, at first glance. They are something else entirely. What are they? | T H H H H 4 |
420 | Ha Anxiety | Make us laugh. | R R |
419 | Don't Spare the Rodney | Come up with indications that one might not be getting no respect. | H |
418 | Xtreme Invitational | Come up with signs you are overdoing it any in any of the provided categories. | H H |
417 | Initially Mistaken | Take any name of a person or thing, and construct an appropriate message using its letters, in order, as the first letters of the words of your message. | H |
416 | Diff'rent Jokes | Describe how things might have been different if a famous person, living or dead, had had one of the provided conditions. | T H H H |
415 | Sentence Us to Death | Take any sentence appearing anywhere in today's Washington Post, and invent a question that it answers. | W H H H H 5 4 2 |
414 | No Rest for the Query | Complete the provided rhetorical question by filling in the blanks. It must be a put-down. | H H H H H H H 2 |
413 | Bland Ambition | Come up with one or more items from an underachiever's list of midlife resolutions. | H H H |
412 | Painful Climaxes | Come up with statements that start really dramatically, but leave you sorta flat at the end. | I |
411 | X's and Oaths | Take any oath, pledge, declaration or slogan and update it. | I H |
410 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | T H |
409 | Nice Job, if You Get It | Take anything that might need its image enhanced and rename it in a way the keeps its essential identity, but makes it seem nicer. | H H 5 |
408 | What's In a Name? | Take the name of any politician, living or dead, and construct an appropriate message from the letters of the name. You may use any letter as many times as you wish, and you may insert punctuation. | H |
407 | Adverbiage | Come up with a witticism or a joke by making a pun out of an adverb. Unlike Tom Swiftlys, your adverb must modify not a verb but an adjective. | H |
406 | Bum Steerage | Offer some spectacularly bad advice to any of the provided people. | H H H 4 |
405 | The "Sty"le Invitational | Take any word--this may include people or places--put a portion of it in "air quotes" and redefine it. You may not alter the spelling. | H H H 6 |
402 | Spitting the Difference | Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. | H |
401 | A Matter of Degree | Describe a sign of some modest change in a situation and pair it with a sign of an extreme change in that same situation. | T I H H H 4 |
400 | Life Is Snort | Write a "Life is Short" entry in under 100 words, in the voice of a celebrity, living or dead. | 3 |
399 | IT PAYS TO BE GENDEROUS | Write a short film description that could persuade a woman that the guy movie he wants to see is really close to being a gal movie, or vice versa. | H 6 |
398 | Animal Magnetism | Make great literature and/or a significant expression of the human condition out of the provided randomly-selected words. Use whatever punctuation you choose and any of the words, but only those words, and use them only once. | H H H |
397 | Sins of Omission | Omit a letter or letters from a real-life sign to create a name for a new business, comically different from the original. Describe the new business or include a slogan that explains it. | H |
396 | April Foals | Mate any two of the horses qualifying for the Triple Crown races and come up with appropriate names for their foals. Maximum 18 letters and spaces. | H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H A 4 |
395 | Devilishly Clever | Describe someone's special little corner of Hell. | I H |
393 | Things Could Be Verse | Take any story in today's Washington Post and rewrite it into a rhyming poem of no more than eight lines. | T H |
392 | Everyone's a Comic | Choose any panel of any comic strip in today's Washington Post and improve it by replacing the original speech and thought balloons with your own, | H H |
391 | Spinning Out of Control | Take a headline in today's Washington Post and create a subhead that spins the story in an opposite or unexpected direction. | H H |
389 | Operation Overkill | Present a solution to a problem that goes just a little too far. | H H H H 5 |
388 | Pitches in the Dirt | Come up with a sales pitch to get any surplus product off the shelves. | H H |
387 | By Jingo | Come up with a joke that could be written and understood only by a Washingtonian. | H H |
386 | The Game of Clue | What are some clues that someone might be any of the provided characterizations? | H H H 2 |
383 | A Kinder, Gender Nation | Take an noun and give us a reason or two why it should be either masculine or feminine. | H |
382 | Pickup Schticks | Write inept pickup lines, by either sex, to either sex. | H H |
381 | Idiom Savant | Take any well-known idiom, or expression, and invent an interesting derivation for it. | H |
378 | Bill Us Now | Come up with a bill sponsored by any of the newly elected U.S. senators and representatives, and explain the purpose of the bill. | H H |
377 | Week MMDCXLIV | Provide a headline (and, if necessary, the first line of the text) for any article that will appear in The Washington Post on this day in the year 2050. | H H |
376 | Apply Yourself | Supply bad openings to college application biographies. | H 2 |
374 | Bill Us Later | Take a well-known expression and update it for the new millennium. | H H H H |
373 | An Extra Large Challenge | What should we put on the back of the new Style Invitational T-shirt? | U H H 3 |
372 | Trial Balloons | Fill in the balloons. | H |
370 | No End in Sight | Write the beginnings of sentences you don't want to hear the end of. | H H H 3 |
368 | Hyphen the Terrible | Combine the first half of any hyphenated word in a story in today's paper with the second part of a different hyphenated word from the same story, and provide a new definition. | H H H |
367 | Future Schlock | Come up with a line that will surely not appear in an upcoming work. | U H 5 |
366 | Just Fulghum | Come up with a list of at least three Major Life Lessons one can learn from any of the venues provided. | U H H H H H H 3 |
365 | Terse Verse | Ask a question and then answer it with a rhyme. Your answer can be as many words as you wish, but all must have the same rhyme. | H |
364 | Low Marks | Come up with a new punctuation mark. Tell us what it looks like, and what it is used for, and use it in a sentence. | H H |
363 | It's Your Movie | Take the title of any movie and make it the answer to a riddle. | H H |
362 | Something Missing | Tell us what is missing in each of the provided cartoons. | H H |
361 | Bad Libs | Select one subject, one verb, and one object from the provided lists, and then answer the riddle you create. | H H 2 |
360 | No Competition | Create a list of 25 names, each linked in some way to the name before, and you must begin and end with Mary Ann Madden. | H |
359 | It's No Party | Come up with a new political party and its main political tenet. | H H H H H H |
358 | Finish the Fire | Finish "We Didn't Start the Fire," to summarize 1990 to the present. | H |
355 | Seeing Stars | Tell us ways we can attract celebrity participation to this contest. | H H 2 |
354 | Everyone's a Critic | Adopt the style of a famous writer and review any of the provided dishes. | H 3 |
353 | Patently Silly | What do these devices do? | H H H |
352 | A Laff Riot | Take the name of a company and/or its commercial product and provide it a new definition. | H H H |
351 | Dubya Fun | Take any well-known statement, expression, slogan, etc., and rewrite it the way Dubya might have said it. | I H H H H H |
350 | Employing Irony | Propose bad career choices. | U H |
349 | Orienting Oneself | Produce a haiku using only words found in today's Washington Post. Your entry must have three lines, the first containing exactly five syllables, the second containing exactly seven syllables, the third containing exactly five. | H H H 3 |
348 | When We're LXIV | Fashion an entry by selecting one from each of the provided menu groups: a short poem, analogy or metaphor, slogan or aphorism, or "Did you ever wonder why" sentence with various limitations. | I |
346 | Greasy Kids Tough | Take any news event from history, recent or ancient, large or small, and rewrite it in 100 words or fewer as it might have appeared in KidsPost. | H H H H 4 |
345 | Picture This | What is going on in these cartoons? | H |
344 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Envision the mating of any two of the 387 horses qualifying for this year's Triple Crown, and propose a name for their foal. The foal's name must be contained in 18 or fewer letters and spaces. | H H |
342 | Plainly Ridiculous | Take any direct quotation from any article in today's Washington Post and translate it into "plain English. | H H |
340 | ASK BACKWARDS 12 | You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the answers. What are the questions? | U |
338 | WHO WANTS TO WIN A TOILET? | Propose even greater depths of shameless, tasteless sleaze to which Fox TV is likely to sink after the noisome debacle of "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? | 2 |
337 | DEGREES OF DIFFICULTY | Take a quality you wish to quantify and devise the perfect icon to measure it. Then give us an example of the extremes. | H H H 4 |
336 | THE "STY"LE INVITATIONAL | Choose any word and emphasize a single part of it, as though you were saying the word out loud with "air quotes" around the key part. Then redefine the word. You cannot alter the spelling of the word. | H |
330 | NERD PLANET FROM THE SUN | Come up with comments from the Nerd Side even less interesting than the observation that the 21st century doesn't really start until 2001. | I |
329 | THE STYLE INVITATIONAL: HELL | Take the name of a person or institution. Find within it a hidden message. You may add spacing and punctuation, but you may not move letters around. | 2 |
328 | NICE CAPADES | Send in some pleasant observation, in which you take a really cheerful or heartwarming view of something that less charitable people might conceivably see differently. | H H |
325 | THE BURMA ROAD | Propose welcoming doggerel for states or cities patterned after Burma Shave signs. | H |
324 | A PREQUEL OPPORTUNITY OFFERING | Come up with a "prequel" to some classic film or work of literature. You must produce a title and a brief plot summary, which of course must take place prior to the main action of the original work. | H H |
323 | THE CONGRESSIONAL RECORD INVITATIONAL | Come up with not-quite-ready inventions, past or present. | H H H H H 5 |
322 | YOU NAME IT | Take a well known pair or group of names, extend one of them in some manner, and explain how the group dynamic changes. | H H |
321 | INTERPRET THIS | Take any of the provided cartoons and come up with a matched pair of interpretations for what is happening. | I H E |
320 | WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? | Mate any two of the horses qualifying for the Triple Crown races and come up with appropriate names for their foals. Maximum 18 letters and spaces. | H H H H H H H |
318 | HYPHEN THE TERRIBLE | Combine the first half of any hyphenated word in a story in today's paper with the second part of a different hyphenated word from the same story, and provide a new definition. | H H E |
313 | THE STYLE INVITATIONAL SOUVENIR SHOP | Come up with bad names for a new store at a mall. | H 5 |
310 | IT'S LIKE THIS | Come up with really lame analogies. | H |
309 | A STINKING PILE OF THESES | Write an all-purpose first line or paragraph for any doctoral dissertation, designed to impress the heck out of academics. | H |
307 | IF YOU BOYCOTT THIS TASK / YOU WON'T WIN THE FLASK | Come up with rhyming couplets to warn us about the perils of modern life. | E |
306 | YOUNGIAN THERAPY | Suggest ways in which the Style Invitational or any other Washington area institution can become more relevant to younger people. | H 4 3 |
305 | ASK BACKWARDS CMXVI2 | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | H |
303 | BOOM TIMES | Come up with old and new concerns for the baby boom generation. | H |
301 | PICTURE THIS | What is happening in these cartoons? | 4 |
294 | PRODUCT LIARBILITY | Take the name of any commercial product and redefine it. | H |
290 | THE WORLD THEORIES | Codify some of life's more populist theories. | H |
282 | TAKING SNIDES | Take any story anywhere in today's Post and append to it a single snide observation, concerning either the headline or the text of the story. | H |
278 | THE STALE INVITATIONAL | Begin with a word. Add, subtract or change a single letter only, and then provide a new definition. | H H |
277 | LIFE IN THE BLURBS | Come up a simple plot summary to help attract the modern audience to any classic work of fiction. It must be literally true and defensible. | H |
276 | SPIT THE DIFFERENCE | Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. | W A |
275 | THERE ONCE WAS CONTEST FROM NANTUCKET . . . | Write a limerick in which the first line is about someone who comes from some place in the Washington area. | E |
274 | THE DROLL OF A LIFETIME | Be the New Yorker comics editor, and explain to readers of The Washington Post why the provided jokes are charmingly witty. | H H |
273 | UNSEENS WE'D LIKE TO SEE | Provide examples of any of the provided categories of things that will never happen. | H E |
272 | PICTURE THIS | What is happening in these cartoons? | H |
271 | YOGI BEARER | Come up with new Yogi-isms, which seem to make sense, but collapse like a soufflé when you poke it a little | 2 |
268 | WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? | Take the names of this year's Triple Crown nominees, mate any two of them, a propose a name for the foal. The foal's name must be contained in 18 characters, including spaces. | H H H H H 3 |
266 | DEFINITELY WEIRD | Take any word from the dictionary and redefine it. | H E |
265 | A SPORK OF GENIUS | Come up with new products like the spork: combinations of two existing products that work together in some special way. Name the device and explain its function. | H 3 |
263 | THE GAME OF THE NAME | Propose a bad name for the provided categories. | H |
261 | WHAT IF YOU GIVE IT A TRY II | Alter some crucial moment in history, and then tell us the likely outcome. | H H |
260 | IT'S A SNAP | Come up with replacements for the two hackneyed answers: "Is the Pope Catholic?" and "When Hell freezes over. | H |
258 | IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PAIN. | Choose one or more of the provided super powers and tell us what you would do with it. | H H |
256 | THE PYLE INVITATIONAL | Come up with hip, contemporary riddles and answers. The punch line must contain a painful pun. | H |
252 | MAKE YOUR MOVIE | Propose people who were the secret inspiration for famous movies. | H H H |
250 | OH, GREAT | Complete the sentence "Wouldn't it be great if . . . | I H |
249 | BAD NEWS, GOOD NEWS | Supply a silver lining for any scourge or social ill facing America or the world. | L E |
247 | BLACK AND WHITE AND WED ALL OVER | Propose the marriage of any two people, and the song they should not play at their wedding. The people must be a man and a woman. | H 4 |
244 | HYPHEN THE TERRIBLE | Coin new words, and provide a definition, by combining the first half of a hyphenated word for any story in today's Post with the second half of another hyphenated word in the same story. | H |
243 | VERSE THAN EVER | Write a rhyming poem of two to eight lines as a tribute to someone famous who died in 1997, the more awful the better. We will particularly value rhymes that thud, and extremes of emotion and sentiment. | L |
241 | CAN YOU BEAT THIS? | Come up with headlines describing the defeat of one pro team by another. | H |
240 | ADDING INSULT | Come up with elegant insults directed at any famous person, living or dead, such as the real encomiums above. | 5 |
239 | NAME THAT TOON | Send us the captions for cartoons not provided. | H H H |
238 | CHALK IT UP TO STUPIDITY | Propose apologies for yourself in the style of Bart Simpson writing on his blackboard. | H H H |
237 | ASK BACKWARD | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | E |
236 | CALLING THE TOON. | What is happening here? | H H |
235 | ROOTS | Make up historical explanations--they should be vaguely plausible--for the etymology of any term you wish. The term should be the punch line. | H |
234 | THE JOKE'S ON YOU | Complete any of the provided jokes as it would be told by someone famous, living or dead. | 3 |
232 | PRIMAL URGES | Update, for the millennium, the old "A is for Apple" reading primer. An entry must include the four letters in one of these blocks: A-D, E-H, I-L, M-P, Q-T, U-Z. | E |
230 | TALES FROM THE CRYPTOGRAM | Take any proper noun--a person, a book, a movie, whatever--and create for it an appropriate cryptogram. | E |
228 | MAKE MY DAY | Supply advice to today's spoiled kids about how bad things were when we were growing up. | H H H 2 |
227 | WILD PITCHES | Come up worthy successors to Joe Camel. Name the product, and describe the totally inappropriate cartoon character that would be created to represent it. | H H E |
226 | GOING WITHOUT | Complete some variation of the expression "An A without a B is like a C without a D. | H E 4 |
223 | ATTEMPTING REENTRY | Submit entries to any past contest, so long as you never submitted them before. | H |
222 | TRIP DEUCES | Take the two subject listings at the top of any page of the Yellow Pages and create a dictionary definition for the compound word they form. | H H H |
221 | SONG SUNG BROWN | Pick any song, pick a well-known line, and give us the discarded first draft. If it is part of a rhyme, you must maintain the rhyme. | 6 |
220 | RSVP | Provide an answer to any of the dumb questions from Week 217. | H E |
219 | VERBOSITY | Come up with new, obnoxious, self-conscious faux verbs and use them in sentences. | W H H H H H H E |
218 | CALLING THE TOON | Who are these people? What are they doing? | E |
217 | NO QUESTION ABOUT IT | Come up with truly stupid questions. | 7 |
216 | WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? | Pair up any two of the 400-plus horses who have qualified for this year's Triple Crown races, and name their foal, in a maximum of 18 characters, including spaces. | H 6 |
215 | SON OF A PITCH | Write lavish blurbs in 50 words or fewer so some sucker will want to pay a lot of money for the provided items. | H 3 |
212 | DUMB AS THE POST | Come up with even stupider crimes than those committed by Montgomery County's "gentleman burglars. | H |
209 | WE NEED SOME SEASONING | Come up with the first signs of spring in Washington. | H H |
208 | SEND IN THE CLONES | Suggest questions a commission to investigate the moral, legal and practical question raised by cloning might consider. | 4 |
206 | HYPHEN THE TERRIBLE II | Create a new word by combining the first half of any hyphenated word in today's newspaper with the second half of any other hyphenated word elsewhere in the same story, and supply a definition. | H 3 |
205 | SOME PIG | Beg for the prize: convince us why you, and you alone, deserve to get it. | R |
204 | DOUBLE EXPRESSO | Take any well-known colorful expression, and modernize it. | L I |
201 | THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE | Come up with a new element and its symbol, and provide a brief description of its chemical or physical properties. | E |
199 | WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? | Tell us the difference between any two of the provided items. | L H H H |
197 | DAVE'S WORLD | Make David Twenhafel laugh. Any sort of delightful drollery or amusing witticism will do, so long as it is not the sort of lowbrow fare we usually favor. | H H |
195 | THE MARTHIAN CHRONICLES | Come up with items for Martha Stewart's December-January calendar of projects. | H H |
194 | ADVICE SQUAD | Answer any of the provided questions unwisely. | H |
192 | HILL'S BILLS | Come up with bills any of the new members of Congress might jointly sponsor. | H H H |
191 | GOING THROUGH A PHRASE | Come up with phrase for an American English phrasebook that would provide no practical help whatsoever to a foreigner trying to get along in the United States. | 3 |
190 | OFFICE YOU CAN'T REFUSE | Come up with a Principle for the Workplace. | L H H H E A |
186 | CALLING THE TOON | Who are these people? What are they doing? | H |
185 | WONDERLUST | Come up with replacements for the Seven Wonders of the World. To qualify, an object must really exist, and be manmade and, in some way, awesome. | H |
183 | COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG II | Create hawkers' rhymes for modern-day occupations like lobbyists, lawyers, talk show hosts, actuaries, etc., at a maximum of four lines. It must contain at least one rhyme. | H 3 |
179 | A CLOCKWORK, UM, UM, ... ER | Write single sentences containing no fewer than three examples of rhyming slang. | W |
174 | THE EDGE OF MIGHT | Complete any of the four provided "you might" phrases. | H H H |
173 | DEAD RECKONING | Propose a question that might be asked by a living celebrity to a famous dead person. You must name the living person, name the dead person, and tell us the question. | H H |
171 | ON SECOND THOUGHT | Ideas that never got off the drawing board, for good reason. | H H H H H H E |
170 | THE ELEMENTS OF SMILE | Why are these people smiling? | H E |
167 | CRAPSEY | Resurrect the "cinquain," a long-deceased poetic form, poems so ickily precocious and pretentious they make haiku look like Kipling. There are five lines, the first containing two syllables, the second containing four syllables, the third six, the fourth eight and the last, with grave finality and thunderous drama, only two. Your subject matter must be suitable for the 1990s. | E |
166 | DOO WAH DOODY | We are looking for really bad lyrics to real rock songs. Your lyrics must be from a reasonably popular song, and you must include the name of the singer or songwriter. | H |
165 | WHEEL OF TORTURE | Complete any of the provided "Wheel of Fortune" phrases. | H E A |
163 | WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? | Take the list of all 1996 Triple Crown nominees, couple up any two of them, and propose an appropriate name for their hypothetical foal. The foal's name must fit in no more than 18 characters, including spaces. | W H H H H |
162 | MAY WE HAVE YOUR PRETENSION, PLEASE? | Come up with the most pretentious original sentence possible. | H H H |
160 | SEEKING WISE GUYS | Come up with cool new bad-guy terms. | H 4 |
157 | WARNING SIGNS | Complete any of these "you might be about to" warning sentences. | H H E |
156 | HYPHEN THE TERRIBLE | Create new word by combining the first half of a hyphenated word with the second half of a hyphenated word. Both words must appear in the same story anywhere in today's Washington Post. Each entry must provide a definition for the newly created word. | H E |
155 | COMPARISON SHOPPING | Explain the difference between any two of the above items. | I H |
154 | ENTER LAUGHING | Make up a knock-knock joke. The subject of the third line must be something crude, silly, or profound. | E |
153 | STUMP US | Complete this sentence, "I should be elected President of the United States because. . ." and launch your campaign. | H H 5 |
152 | WE ARE CURIOUS (YELLOW) | Take any headline in today's Washington Post and rewrite it in tabloid fashion so the story seems a lot more scandalous and/or lurid than it is. | L I H |
151 | STRIP MINING | Come up with a concept for a new, controversial strip to replace an existing one in The Post. | H E |
150 | TRIAL BALLOONS | What are the people saying? | E |
148 | RORSCHACH OF THE CROWD IV | Interpret these ink blots. | E |
147 | JUST FOR LIFFS | Come up with original liffs, which identify a familiar, tantalizing concept without a word to define it, and pairs it with a perfectly good but underutilized word that just loafs around on maps and street signs. | H H |
146 | IT'S LIKE THIS | Produce an A and B to complete the expression "A makes about as much sense as B. | H H |
143 | IT'S MY PARODY (& I'LL TRY IF I WANT TO) | Rewrite any common jingle or theme song in the style of famous writer. | H |
142 | EXHIBITING BAD TENDENCIES | Come up with the winner of next year's Turner Prize, which says its aim is to expand ideas of what is art. | H |
140 | WHAT IF YOU GIVE IT A TRY? | Come up with "What-If" scenarios and logical outcomes. | W E |
136 | NEW END IN SIGHT | Come up with new endings to make literary classics more suitable for Hollywood in the 1990s. | H H |
135 | JERRY-BUILT SOLUTIONS | Come up with Seinfeld-isms: whiny, quirky musings on little questions of life. | W H E |
133 | LIKE, WOW. | Come up with funny analogies. | H H H |
131 | DROODLEYSQUAT | Come up with "droodles," simple geometric drawings with funny explanations. | H E |
130 | NICELY STATED | Create a fictional city to be humorously paired with a real state abbreviation. | E |
128 | LIKE, DUH | Come up with snappy answers to stupid questions. | H H |
127 | GADGET IF YOU CAN | Choose one or more of these devices and describe their use. | H |
126 | EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' | What are these people, etc., saying or thinking? | H |
124 | SPOON-FEED US. | Come up with spoonerisms, expressions based on the transposition of the initial sounds of two paired words. | E |
123 | WHY IS POOP FUNNY? | Come up with creative answers to any of the five questions above that might be asked by a 5-year-old. | H |
122 | THE UNKINDEST CUTE OF ALL | Come up with a new story line for "Peanuts", some plot development or new character that will put the strip back on the road to relevance. | E |
121 | IT'S NO USE | Come up with useless products. | W H H |
120 | SIMILE OUTRAGEOUS | Come up with inept analogies, rotten comparisons as a literary device. | H H H H E |
116 | WRITE PURE POETRY | Write a complete sentence using only the letters contained on the top row of a typewriter. Alternatively, you can use the letters of the first four lines of the standard eye chart. | H H |
115 | THE MNEMONIC PLAGUE | Come up with new mnemonic devices to remember complicated lists. | L H |
114 | THE JOKE'S ON YOU | Come up with jokes to culminate in any of these six punch lines. | W |
113 | WHAT KIND OF FOAL AM I? | Take a list of horses nominated to the Triple Crown races this year, choose any two, and propose a name for their offspring. | 9 |
112 | POOP FICTION | Come up with the opening lines of a book so bad it will compel you to stop reading immediately; maximum 50 words. | H |
110 | DO NOT INHALE THIS PAGE | Come up with absurd warning labels that might be found on common products. | H |
107 | CLUSTERS' LAST STAND | Take an actual star cluster, redraw the lines into a different image, and give it a new name. | 2 |
105 | WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? | Come up with Good Ideas and then convert them to Bad Ideas through slight changes in wording. | H |
103 | SEND HELP. | Come up with ways to raise some badly needed cash for the District of Columbia. | H |
99 | WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PICTURES? | What's wrong with these pictures? | H H |
98 | YOUR CHEATIN' ART | Come up with titles for country music songs featuring any one or more of the following themes: cheatin', thievin', drinkin', truckin', lovin' or dogs. | H |
96 | STICK IT IN YOUR ERA | Come up with a catch phrase for the 1990s. | H |
93 | I WANT THE MONGOOSE | Tell us, in 50 words or fewer, why you must have this elegant piece of taxidermy featuring a snake being killed by a mongoose. | H |
89 | CHILD'S PLAY | Come up with bad ideas for new toys for the Christmas season. | H |
88 | GIVE US SOME GOOD NEWS | Come up with ways things are going to be different now that Republicans have ascended to power. | H |
87 | WEST EASY, ANN | Come up with good things about West Virginia, in 50 words or fewer. | H H |
86 | EXCUSES, EXCUSES | Come up with funny excuses for various malfeasances. | H 3 |
85 | PLAY MYTHTY FOR ME | Come up with new urban myths, those vaguely believable, wildly paranoid stories that circulate by word of mouth until they are generally accepted as true. | H |
84 | THE WASHINGTON IRVINGS | Come up with creative names for the high school football teams of real towns in America. | H |
73 | LUNACY | Tell us what Neil Armstrong should have said upon stepping onto the moon's surface, instead of what he did, the greatest gaffe in the history of Historic Sayings. | H H |