| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1360 | The lyin' in winter: Seasonal fictoids | Give us some untrue trivia about winter or things that occur in winter. | H |
| 1138 | Show us your touché | Offer an elegantly snide (and original) insult of anyone living or dead. | H |
| 1132 | You and what army? Military fictoids | Give us some comically bogus trivia about the military, past or present, ours or theirs. | H |
| 1124 | Heed! Indeed: Advice verse | Write one of the provided reminders as a humorous poem of eight lines or fewer. | H |
| 1115 | Our type o' headline | Change a headline in an article or ad in the Washington Post and then add a "bank head" or subtitle. | H |
| 1027 | Built for two | Give humorous related names for any pair of features in a given building, organization, etc. | H |
| 952 | Dead Letters | Write a humorous poem about someone who died in 2011. | H |
| 947 | Tour de Fours VIII: Neologisms | Come up with a new word or two-word term that includes the letter block N-O-E-L, in any order but with no other letters between them, and define it. | H |
| 813 | Aw, Shocks | Give us a humorous example of the "shocking -- not. | I |
| 771 | Groaner's Manuals | Come up with a humorous name for a guide or manual for, or a book about, a particular enterprise or organization. | H |
| 627 | Per-Verse | Write a limerick or other short poem with comically awful rhyming. | H |
| 593 | Take This, Job, and . . . | Come up with some entertainingly awful things that a Job's comforter might offer. A Job's comforter is someone who seems to be offering sympathy but instead just makes the person feel worse, either intentionally or unintentionally. | H |
| 577 | Teledubbies | Slightly change the title of a TV show, past or present, and describe it. | H H H |
| 568 | Tome Deftness | Make a pun or similar wordplay on a book title. | H |
| 564 | Redefine Print | Redefine any word from the dictionary. | H |
| 529 | United We Stanza | Summarize in four rhyming lines of verse any famous document, theory, principle or speech. | 1 |
| 505 | The Rule of Dumb | You are given $1 million. Conditions: (1) You must spend it all. (2) You must use it in a way that neither directly nor indirectly works to your financial benefit. (3) You may not use it to alleviate the suffering of anyone on Earth, or for any public-spirited project other than the joy of stupidity. | H |